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Cinco De Mayo! Go out drinking!

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
Yay everybody it's that time of year again yaaaaay.

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The best holiday of all! What do we celebrate?

The Mexican day of WOOOOO PARTY DRINK DRINK DRINK!

It's Cinco De Mayo on Sunday, and copious amounts of alcohol will be ingested.

It also happens to be my birthday, but as I take highly live toxic immunosuppresants I cannot imbibe the devil's tonic any longer.

Therefore, on this holiest of holy drinking days it falls upon you, the responsible forumers to have a drink on the Gipper's behalf.

So tell about your wild parties in the past, your plans for this Cinco De Mayo, or just whip out your best drunken story of debauchery.

Because wooo!

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Wait Gat dammit no wikipedia.

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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Goin' to some gay bars with some gay buddies for bottomless margaritas.

    We're calling it Cinco de Gayo, because we're terribly clever.
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    It'll be my first time at a gay bar! I'm stoked.
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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    SHUT

    THE

    FUCK

    UP
    :D
    Weaver on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It'll be my first time at a gay bar! I'm stoked.

    You sure there isn't a comma between bottomless and margaritas?
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    all the gay bars ive been to have been essentially the same as normal bars just with less bigots
    Beasteh on
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    It's Tomorrow today is May the fourth be with you!
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Also it's free comic day
    So get your free comics today and get wasted tomorrow
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  • existexist Registered User regular
    how can we celebrate a cinco de mayo on a sunday the world got things to do on monday man
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Well they will not sell liquor here because it will be a Sunday
    So it's going to be a fun day for all
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Why can I never find that damn video about mixed drinks for alcoholics on youtube dang it.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    exist wrote: »
    how can we celebrate a cinco de mayo on a sunday the world got things to do on monday man

    Life finds a way.
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    As somebody who works at a Mexican restaurant/bar known for margaritas, I will likely be called in to work.

    I learned that on national margarita day. So, cinco de mayo can eat my ass.

    But happy birthday Munkus!

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    how can we celebrate a cinco de mayo on a sunday the world got things to do on monday man

    unless you're in australia just start drinking tonight and say it is the 5th somewhere

    if you are in australia you are always drinking and cinco de mayo is just a day
  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    I fucking hate Cinco De Mayo, along with Saint Patrick's day and any other of the amateur nights that drive packs of mewling idiots into the bars.

    I try to stay home those nights, but they keep falling on my normal work days.
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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    The whole "let's go get hammered to celebrate a holiday from a culture/heritage that isn't ours" thing has always bothered me a little.
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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, I totally dig on some drinks with good friends but the whole drinking just to get drunk and crazy with a bunch of other drunk and crazy people because it's a particular day is pretty ick to me.
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    I would say that means I'm getting old, but I don't remember feeling any different about it back in college.

    Maybe high school, but damned if I can remember that long ago.

    Oh shit, I am getting old.
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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    Today is May the 4th, so I'm going to Hollywood Studios to check out their special event

    Then tonight, hopefully drinking with some jerks

    @abracadaniel @DHS Odium @Stareosarus @Javen
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    Well I mean, what else would you be doing?
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    The whole "let's go get hammered to celebrate a holiday from a culture/heritage that isn't ours" thing has always bothered me a little.

    It is odd that it is part of the heritage of the people here but yet they treat it as a day to drink it seems
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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King arf arf Registered User regular
    In place of my random incompetent ramblings of social interactions and alcohol from someone with social aniexty I will instead wish all those celebrating the day a most joyus of occasions.

    So have fun yall
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    The whole "let's go get hammered to celebrate a holiday from a culture/heritage that isn't ours" thing has always bothered me a little.

    Well, celebrating different cultures is pretty awesome in my book, so I'm all for it, though I probably won't be drinking at all
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    To be fair I have been drinking fairly heavily the last...oh month and a half.

    And I'm going out tonight but as I will be with a lady friend I will attempt to imbibe responsibly instead of going full bore and walking home/getting a ride from a coworker.
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Geth is a partybot. He's got my back.
    Lost Salient on
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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I am an adult and therefore I do not need to create an excuse to get hammered
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    any major dude will tell you
  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I am an adult and therefore I do not need to create an excuse to get hammered

    Although that hasn't stopped me from getting hammered on a holiday or two in the past.
  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    That's a good joke.


    Plus, it's not like anybody knows when the fuck Flag Day is anyway.
    sarukun on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Kentucky Debry today, so everyone drink mint juleps!
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I do.

    Because it is my mom's birthday.
  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I do.

    Because it is my mom's birthday.

    I choose instead to believe it is because you are the sum total of all human knowledge.


    By the way, I saw your forum battle against Goose the other day, and it made me smile.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The Goose battle was my finest hour.

    Everything has been downhill since then.
  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    There's always next year.
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Flag day is sometime in june. That is all I know.
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