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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger There is no answer, only absurdity... And french toastRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Whoever said last week that you can tell how busy I am by how often TIH is posted...

    Well, you were pretty much exactly right.

    I love being right.

    Do you only have to write one years worth of updates now? As in, are you just using what you wrote last year and adding on top of it?
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  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    i am losing my shit at that karkle face
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    guys I got to thinking

    Imagine what kind of fantrolls I could find if I went and searched the deepweb
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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    deepweb

    what is: the deepweb?
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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I wonder how andrew is doing on that game.
    Is he still working the crazy amount of time he spends on the comic? This that possible when working on video games? I mean it seems like their be a lot of people under him.
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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    farg: Find fantrolls
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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger There is no answer, only absurdity... And french toastRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    deepweb

    what is: the deepweb?

    The deepweb is really interesting! Well, I think so anyway
    It is also an awful place

    It's basically beneath the surface and inaccessible unless you have the know how

    At its best you have search engine result pages, which are dynamically generated when you search, but you cannot get to them any other way except by manually inputting their URL.

    At its worst you have the private web pages which is where you get your assassins and illegal pornography vendors (+maybe fantrolls???)

    As always, look to wikipedia if you're curious.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    I need a diving bell first before I enter the darknet
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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 The Neal Deal Registered User regular
    You are accosted by a fandrider, It is wielding fansmut of cherished characters. Roll for initiative.
  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    You are accosted by a fandrider, It is wielding fansmut of cherished characters. Roll for initiative.

    Geth, roll 1d20

    EDIT: Fuck
    Stilts on
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d20 -> 3 (sum:3)
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 The Neal Deal Registered User regular
    The Drider reaches into its bag and takes out a page of its fell smut. An early glance reveals a green dinosaur with a prehensile tongue probing at an Italian plumber.

    Geth, roll 1d20+8
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d20(+8) -> 18 (sum:18)
  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    I attempt a Will Save.

    Geth, roll 1d20+2
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d20(+2) -> 9 (sum:9)
  • YggiDeeYggiDee Registered User regular
    I haven't seen rolls that bad since I forgot to threaten my dice before Game Night.

    Yesterday.
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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    YggiDee wrote: »
    I haven't seen rolls that bad since I forgot to threaten my dice before Game Night.

    Yesterday.

    If there's one thing I've learned over the past couple years of playing D&D, it's that the dice love to see me suffer.
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    guys I got to thinking

    Imagine what kind of fantrolls I could find if I went and searched the deepweb

    In the best case, you will find either nothing or pretty much the same caliber of fantroll as in the normal web.

    Worst case, you will find pedophiles that dress their victims up as a favourite character, accompanied by comments from other pedophiles deriding the character choice or even the use of homestuck at all.
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 The Neal Deal Registered User regular
    You gaze upon the fansmut, fell and terrible! Your disbelief only fuels your curiosity as you attempt to make sense of where this bulbous tongue is penetrating.

    But you cannot make sense of it, and attempt to claw your own eyes out for betraying you in this way.

    geth, roll 1d8+2
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d8(+2) -> 10 (sum:10)
  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    what the fuck is going on aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    guys I got to thinking

    Imagine what kind of fantrolls I could find if I went and searched the deepweb

    In the best case, you will find either nothing or pretty much the same caliber of fantroll as in the normal web.

    Worst case, you will find pedophiles that dress their victims up as a favourite character, accompanied by comments from other pedophiles deriding the character choice or even the use of homestuck at all.

    funny you should say that because as it turns out
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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    guys I got to thinking

    Imagine what kind of fantrolls I could find if I went and searched the deepweb

    In the best case, you will find either nothing or pretty much the same caliber of fantroll as in the normal web.

    Worst case, you will find pedophiles that dress their victims up as a favourite character, accompanied by comments from other pedophiles deriding the character choice or even the use of homestuck at all.

    funny you should say that because as it turns out
    2T0N0a3.png
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    guys I got to thinking

    Imagine what kind of fantrolls I could find if I went and searched the deepweb

    In the best case, you will find either nothing or pretty much the same caliber of fantroll as in the normal web.

    Worst case, you will find pedophiles that dress their victims up as a favourite character, accompanied by comments from other pedophiles deriding the character choice or even the use of homestuck at all.

    funny you should say that because as it turns out
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    geth, roll a fatty
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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 3d20
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 3d20 -> 16,13,20 (sum:49)
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 20d20
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  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    Geth, play dead
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    I think geth now ignores any roll command in excess of 10dwhatevers.
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 10d20 -> 5,12,14,20,5,15,18,10,19,7 (sum:125)
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    or not.

    just rounds down to ten.
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