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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I think I managed to get a little hung over from the few beers I had last night.

    ...fuck, I think "few" became "more than I really have the money for"
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mrgh. Beer shits.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm diluting my apple juice with water.

    Approaching broke is fun.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Not as fun as a [chat] that's deader than disco.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    #freesc
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    #freehat
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Blergh again.

    Also, the autocorrect wanted to put bile egg instead of blergh.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Blergh again.

    Also, the autocorrect wanted to put bile egg instead of blergh.

    Bile eggs sound like something that should be fashionable despite common sense
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Blergh again.

    Also, the autocorrect wanted to put bile egg instead of blergh.

    Bile eggs sound like something that should be fashionable despite common sense

    God, that sounds awful.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Bile egg is a reasonable thing to blergh at though.

    It's like when Pratchett describes boredom as a hot Summer day with a yellow sun beating down on brown dying grass.

    Your phone is an artist.
    Quid on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Blergh again.

    Also, the autocorrect wanted to put bile egg instead of blergh.

    Bile eggs sound like something that should be fashionable despite common sense

    God, that sounds awful.

    You need to be more fashionable
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Man I have been on a different planet for the last few days. I dont even really remember what's has happened its like I've been in a fog.

    Weather changes been fucking with my mind me thinks
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    There's this nice, tiny middle aged lady in our office. Her normal routine is to come in, put on her headphones and shawl, and work quietly.

    The absolute high point of any day for me is getting her to laugh.

    Coworker 1: Did you see that article about the army turning down tanks?
    Coworker 2: Yeah the government is getting ridiculous. Buying tanks for an army that doesn't want them. Who needs more tanks?
    Me: [deadpan]I need a tank.[/deadpan]
    Lady: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
    Me: *Self high five*
    Quid on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I got up an hour earlier but got home and went to sleep almost two hours later than the previous night.

    alcohol seems to make me not sleep in. Which is really inconvenient some days.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    it's really inconvenient mostly because of said alcohol.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the bonus though is that sometimes I wake up obnoxiously early and I'm in obnoxiously chipper when everyone is hung over as shit.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    I NEED R HALP
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the bonus though is that sometimes I wake up obnoxiously early and I'm in obnoxiously chipper when everyone is hung over as shit.

    Fucking with the bleary-eyed is the best thing about being a morning person.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the bonus though is that sometimes I wake up obnoxiously early and I'm in obnoxiously chipper when everyone is hung over as shit.

    Fucking with the bleary-eyed is the best thing about being a morning person.

    I'm not a morning person at all.

    Except on rare occasions after heavy drinking.

    Which is when it is a really good thing to be because nothing annoys someone who feels like they're dying more than someone who drank more than them but is totally fine.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    hmm, who to ask
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    I want to smack whichever smartass thought it would be a good idea to call this language "R"

    it's immune to Google
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Ah, poop

    One of my potential supervisors has actually realised they've never questioned my level of Japanese language proficiency

    I was hoping I'd be able to slip into a program without that coming up beforehand
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ISS astronauts are about to go EVA to fix an ammonium* leak from the cooling systems live in about half an hour.


    *chrome insists this is wrong. Fuck off, chrome. Your spellcheck is the worst I've ever seen.
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ISS astronauts are about to go EVA to fix an ammonium* leak from the cooling systems live in about half an hour.


    *chrome insists this is wrong. Fuck off, chrome. Your spellcheck is the worst I've ever seen.

    Actually bro its an ammonia leak not ammonium 2 different things
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ISS astronauts are about to go EVA to fix an ammonium* leak from the cooling systems live in about half an hour.


    *chrome insists this is wrong. Fuck off, chrome. Your spellcheck is the worst I've ever seen.

    Actually bro its an ammonia leak not ammonium 2 different things

    oh, you're right. Translation is hard.

    Anyway, chrome is still wrong. It doesn't think ammonium is a thing.
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  • Knuckle DraggerKnuckle Dragger Explosive Ovine Disposal Registered User regular
    Man, do I love it when our dispatcher goes on vacation! Our next load picks up in the Bay Area an hour and a half ago, and here I am in Weed, CA, staring at the foot of Mt. Shasta, driving down to Stockton.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    The director of Shaun of the Dead has uploaded some photos someone took on day 1 of the shoot. He seems to planning to release more each day. I saw him present the film at the Embassy in Wellington during the initial release. It was pretty neat to see the director in person at the local premiere I must say. Pretty much the only time I've ever done that

    http://www.edgarwrighthere.com/2013/05/11/shaun-of-the-dead-photo-a-day-shoot-day-1-may-11th-2003/
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    finally fucking passed inspection

    My car has been deemed suitable to drive by the state of New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    finally fucking passed inspection

    My car has been deemed suitable to drive by the state of New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    Now mount it on blocks outside your apartment as a piece of public art
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    finally fucking passed inspection

    My car has been deemed suitable to drive by the state of New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    Does Jersey really have much in the way of standards anyway? <_<
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    finally fucking passed inspection

    My car has been deemed suitable to drive by the state of New Jersey Motor Vehicle Commission

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    no more train commute?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    i'm trying to order glasses online and im only now realizing my optician gave me the shittiest prescription he possibly could have

    he hasn't written in any of the boxes so it isn't clear what numbers are what, he hasn't bothered to include plus or minus signs

    some figures he hasn't bothered to include at all, and i know they're important because the site won't let me order without typing them in...
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    In the forty or so posts since I last visited, I went to the gym, and then got groceries!
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Simon

    How was boiga
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Quid wrote: »
    Good morning five AM.

    Let me introduce you to my new fear of nuclear explosions.

    Fuck you and your nightmares, brain.

    In hindsight I don't fear nukes: It's what they leave behind I'm not keen on.
    RMS Oceanic on
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i'm trying to order glasses online and im only now realizing my optician gave me the shittiest prescription he possibly could have

    he hasn't written in any of the boxes so it isn't clear what numbers are what, he hasn't bothered to include plus or minus signs

    some figures he hasn't bothered to include at all, and i know they're important because the site won't let me order without typing them in...

    I had that too

    I had to go back and ask the receptionist to tell me the numbers
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Didn't we have this discussion a week ago? I used to dream about nuclear missiles hitting New Zealand, due to reading too many stories written in the 1970s-80s about nuclear war and the aftermath. Books like Children of the Dust.

    Not really relevant to NZ at all, but children can have silly fears. Besides, slow awkward death of a country due to rest of world being hit by nuclear war is less of an interesting story
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Does anyone else see Tube's posts shift between Tube-san and Tube Classic? Is that a ye olde style thing, or does he don Tube Classic as his serious face when it comes to mod duties?
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