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May 9
2009: 4 pages, 1 flash: [ S] ==>. TT notices that John has obtained the Beta and connects as his server. (She also notes that the bunny "is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology".) John pushes the ENTER key and a loading screen appears.
[ S] ==>
Audio: Sburban Jungle by Micheal Guy Bowman
JOHN installs his copy of the SBURB BETA CLIENT on his computer. This is the loading screen, which features the Sburb geometric logo expanding and contracting while showing a progress bar, featuring loading messages (not entirely unlike the SimCity series of games). Finally, the screen fades to black and the word SBURB is displayed in its usual font.
2010: No update.
2011: No update.
2012: 2 pages. We are no longer the dead Propsitian guard and now Jake again, specifically, his "non-dead non-dream self" who is currently listening to a "non-sleeping dead ancient spider ghost" who knows how to use her GIFT OF GAB badge to its fullest extent. After an apparently lengthy explanation of who she is, Aranea asks Jake if he has anything to say or if he wants to tell his own story. He is apparently too nervous to speak, which she catches on to not only because he is "perspiring heavily" but also because she admits to being "a fairly gifted psychic", though her gift when it comes to humans is generally limited to getting "an empathic impression of your emotional state". Jake realizes that he's now blown his cool on multiple levels, and she wonders who he was "talking" to earlier. Jake explains it as a "brain ghost memory splinter of my best friend dirk". Jake expounds a tad more on that, and then they switch topics to this bubble. Aranea says that she hasn't spent a lot of time studying the post-scratch version of the kids' universe (apparently this is controlled by the gods). She tries to get him to talk about himself again, but he is too nervous to really even make much small talk, distilling his life into "just me sitting around herewatching movies and stuff and sometimes polishing firearms". He tries to show her around a bit, which is when brain-Dirk reminds Jake of how awkward he's being. That combined with Dirk talking about Jake's apparently dirty mind does nothing to help. Aranea starts to wonder if she should come back later.
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May 10
2009: No update.
2010: No update.
2011: No update.
2012: 2 pages. Aranea picks up a copy of SPIDER ISLAND off Jake's bed. He's apparently embarrassed by her finding his "nerdy" comic books and frantically tries to figure something out to talk about. She tells him straight up "You know, it's not the first time I've sensed that someone felt a flushed attraction for me." She tells Jake it's okay, but he's so embarrassed that he wants to die, or at least wake up. She points out that she can do that, but she also points out of that if he thinks she's attractive "wouldn't you want to spend a little more time here with me?" instead of going to feel sorry for himself. She points out the advantages of being able to read others' thoughts, saying that she's found people are often more likable than they think. Jake figures that if he were a psychic then he would be on "EASY STREET" with regards to his relationship issues, just kicking "back in my eligible bachelors limousine". Aranea says that there, of course, a downside. On occasion you happen across people who genuinely don't like you, and since you know that you tend to dwell on it and try to right things with them, often just leading people to think "you are over8earing and needy". She says that she at least resisted the temptation to directly manipulate people with her powers. Jake demonstrates that he was paying attention earlier when he mentions the "hemospectrum", and get a quick lesson in what pre-Scratch Alternia was like: "the jo8 of each 8lood caste was to serve the needs of all those 8elow it". Jake asks if it "all went to shit because of that meddlesome demon" [that] "im named after?" Aranea says he's not supposed to that last bit yet and wonders who told him. "Uh... I guess technically my own brain did?" She says she wasn't "planning on mentioning that. Or at least not yet."
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May 11
2009: No update.
2010: 3 pages. Jade takes advantage of Dave's nap to make some progress on building up his apartment, as her Propsitian friends (including Ms. Paint) look on. She realizes that she probably needs to wake up soon, but she doesn't want to miss John waking up.
2011: No update.
2012: No update.
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May 12
2009: 10 pages. We get an introduction to the Sburb server interface. TT uses it to take John's magic chest and put it on his roof as she gets a feel for the controls. On the floor where the magic chest was is the card corresponding to the STACK FETCH MODUS, enabling John to switch between a queue and a stack at any time. DAD heads out to the store while TT attempts to get John's WISE GUY book and his Dad's PDA out of the yard, but she can't select the items because they are too far away. She also cannot select John himself. She then selects the BUNNY from John's bed and puts him back in the BOX.
2010: 9 pages. Dave wakes up from his nap. Time to alchemize some sweet gear. First he takes a cue from future Dave and combines his sunglasses and iPhone to make the iSHADES. He then combines his TIMETABLES and COMPUTER to create the TURNTOP. He then combines a SMUPPET and his sweet tux to crete the ultra-comfortable RED PLUSH PUPPET TUX. He then takes the BROKEN CALEDSCRATCH and RUBY CONTRABAND, but the resultant item is entirely too expensive to actually make. Using the holopad preview feature, he is able to see that it would make the BROKEN SCARLET RIBBITAR. He also checks out the combination using the unbroken CALEDSCRATCH, resulting in an unbroken SCARLET RIBBITAR (which costs twice as much). He then takes one of his Bro's really shitty sword and combines it with a drawing of Hella Jeff to make the SORD, which is so shitty he can barely even hold it (and it costs zero grist). Last, but not least for today: a portrait of SNOOP DOGG, the A/C UNIT FROM HIS APARTMENT, and the CALEDSCRATCH, resulting in the SNOOP DOGG SNOW CONE MACHETE.
2011: No update.
2012: No update.
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deviantART | sidequest story | tumblr | twitter
deviantART | sidequest story | tumblr | twitter
thats the best one yet
And then I watch the show and it's anime.
A schoolboy error.
tell you
about
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Steam: cristke
the jojo anime is f u c k i n g i n c r e d i b l e
the end
deviantART | sidequest story | tumblr | twitter
Steam: cristke
deviantART | sidequest story | tumblr | twitter
not really my favourite anime
it's alright, though
deviantART | sidequest story | tumblr | twitter
I am old.
Steam: cristke
quoting this just so i can agree w/ it again
also taking the 'tunity to @Crwth
vriska is queen's blade
karkat obv
A young anime sits in his DVD player. It just so happens that today is this young anime's birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given airtime, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young anime be?