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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    what's homestuck, precious?

    Homestuck's ma junk
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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 The Neal Deal Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Avraham wrote: »
    what's homestuck, precious?

    Homestuck's ma junk

    His junk will never leave the home of his pants

    heyoooooo
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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz C'est Waa Vie "I'm no PORN EXPERT"Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Avraham wrote: »
    what's homestuck, precious?

    Homestuck's junk
    Yes

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  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Homestick this!
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE Registered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    Homestick this!

    Homestuck in my craw
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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz C'est Waa Vie "I'm no PORN EXPERT"Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Homestar Runner

    Went on hiatus, only to never update again.

    Dun dun dun
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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE Registered User regular
    N-no, Homestuck's not like that! Hussie promised he'd never leave us, this is just a temporary thing! Y-you'll see!

    YOU'LL SEE!

    *runs out crying*
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  • AvrahamAvraham white men holding kittens dot tumblr dot comRegistered User regular
    Nothing quite like indiscriminate murder to drive home the central theme of your story
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  • SedraxisSedraxis Where am I?Registered User regular
    Games are serious business?
    Especially betas.
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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    this beta sucks

    preorder canceled
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  • LalaboxLalabox Who even writes this rubbish? Registered User regular
    homesuck
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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    bards are super overpowered and the scratch mechanic is bullshit
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  • SedraxisSedraxis Where am I?Registered User regular
    The classes clearly weren't balanced for PvP.
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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    n

    no

    no its cool

    its for cool people

    r-right
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  • LalaboxLalabox Who even writes this rubbish? Registered User regular
    cool nerds
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  • LalaboxLalabox Who even writes this rubbish? Registered User regular
    brisk winter's day nerds
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Sup, Hamsteaks. Just finished retreading Problem Sleuth.

    It's still pretty great.
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    what's homestuck, precious?

    Homestuck! Fry it, bake it, put it in a stew?
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  • VickyBitVickyBit g-geezRegistered User regular
    oh no that just made me nostalgic for old internet memes
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    Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    faq you got some nerve with this op

    I'd watch what ya say in my thread friend
  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger There is no answer, only absurdity... And french toastRegistered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    Mr Homestuck, Him Update

    8-> 8-> 8-> 8-> 8->
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  • TaskmanTaskman Registered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    Mr Homestuck, Him Update
    Mr Shine, him diamond.

    Also, I fell for it :-(.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    Today in Homestuck
    May 5

    2009: 6 pages. John installs the Sburb Beta. The client application is just a simple command-line window that opens and says "Waiting for server to establish connection". John decides to go bone up on data structures as previously suggested. Inside his bedroom closet are various tomes: Data Structures (for Assholes), Discrete Mathematics, ^Cake, ~ath, DIS*, and Automata. He picks up the data structures book and decides to just grab the free FETCH MODUS in the back of the book. The new modus is a QUEUE, as opposed to his current modus, which is a STACK.

    2010: No update.

    2011: 3 pages. The thing that Darkleer has been hiding for Mindfang all these years is her "oracle", or in other words, a MAGIC CUE BALL. The ball was apparently a gift from DOC SCRATCH, and by giving it to Darkleer she was able to exploit the "void" that created a "dark pocket" in the ol' Doc's vision. Mindfang comes to realize that by exploiting the cue ball was likely another means of manipulation by Scratch, as the ball caused her to take Redglare's threat lightly. She then turns to thoughts of Redglare's dragon, Pyralspite, and her fate with the SUMMONER. The Summonoer would apparently rise many sweeps in the future and tame the beast (and also grow a sporting a striking pair of wings, huge horns like a bull, and wielding a lance), leading him and his other low-bloods to revolt against the established order. This revolt is what leads to only the young occupying Alternia, as the CONDENSCE banishes the adults to the stars to quell any future revolts. (This being the second major one, along with an obliquely mentioned revolt led by the "Sufferer".) We also learn that the Summoner will not only be Mindfang's m8spirit, but also the man to kill her. At any rate, this block of text is the last entry in Mindfang's journal, as she leaves a map to where the cue ball will be hidden in the journal and a warning: "To whomever finds it, 8e wary, for the truth it tells may leave its new keeper 8lind as I was." In addition to this, the art in all three panels begins to gain more and more compression artifacts.

    2012: No update.
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  • FearghaillFearghaill TEAM NICKRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    somewhere somewhen is a fictional character that looks just like you
    see: my av

    looks smashing
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  • TaxflationTaxflation Registered User regular
    what mashup of webcomics is that shipping wall made of?
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