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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    also this is not an all out nice build, it's not like dual graphics cards and shit

    there aren't really many applications that make good use of those sorts of configurations right now anyways. your rig will run pretty much everything you want it to at the resolutions and detail that you want it to

    like, you'd think that a big-ass SLI water-cooled rig would be futureproof, but it's almost certain that in 3 years your computer will seem kind of shitty to you for some other reason.

    like, do you remember that dude at PAX who had put together that monster PC with 4 gfx cards and all those fans and the starcraft lady airbrushed onto the case?

    and i was like "hey show off your pc" and he started talking about this gigahurtz and that megaflops

    so i was like "okay let's see what it could do"

    and he loaded up starcraft 2. because he hadn't even thought to put on any software that would show off his rig's capabilities.

    because it really wasn't the point for him

    starcraft 2 looked as good as it did on my mac tho!

    The only game that used all my new computer's power (that I actually wanted to play) was Skyrim plus ridiculous mods. It was kind of a let down. I mean, everything else boots faster and runs smoother but it wasn't magical like it was 10 years ago, where buying a new PC meant unlocking a whole new class of games.

    well for me it probably will be

    5 year old computer --> current computer
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    King of the Hill is one of the best TV shows of its time

    brooking no argument on this, etc

    King of the chat.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    there is a lot of swamp in florida
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I think writing the command wrong is an automatic critical failure.
    I believe you just decapitated yourself.

    I think Geth realized you're too cool to die.

    Praise Geth the Merciful!
    Caveman Paws on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I liked prometheus.

    So did I - people were so hyped up for the next coming of scifi horror jesus that they missed the perfectly good movie right in front of them.

    it had the thing that can make me enjoy anything - it was gorgeous

    and I really liked the way the proto-aliens worked

    and you probably know which scene had me literally shaking going oh my god this is an awesome scene noomi rapace is awesome this is badass.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    prometheus was all style no substance

    I think it hit a lot of interesting points but only superficially.

    Like, "What if we're just the cosmic playthings of a much more advanced alien race," and then "...and what if they're dicks?" But then it just never did anything with that. And in fairness, the movie wasn't just pretty -- it was really, really, ridiculously pretty.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Eddy is Kahn Jr.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I liked prometheus.

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NONE OF YOU READ

    i like the music streaming client
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    prometheus was all style no substance

    Eh. It was amazing, fantastic style with a light dusting of substance at best.

    But it was an aural and visual feast with very clever design.

    That can be enough for me if I know that coming in.
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...
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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Work ethic failing
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the horror/slasher movie bits of prometheus really worked when shit went down
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    prometheus was all style no substance

    I think it hit a lot of interesting points but only superficially.

    Like, "What if we're just the cosmic playthings of a much more advanced alien race," and then "...and what if they're dicks?" But then it just never did anything with that. And in fairness, the movie wasn't just pretty -- it was really, really, ridiculously pretty.

    so it's a mac

    god I wish I knew how to do the little buzzing bee emoticon
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    He could have caught the gay. He panicked. I don't condone it but...

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D
    so desc makes all the threads
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Work ethnic failing

    I like how changing 1 little letter makes the comment just as true
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Work ethnic failing

    I like how changing 1 little letter makes the comment just as true

    Desc's job lacks diversity?
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Are there any decent free to play MMOs with wide open worlds?
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    there is a lot of swamp in florida

    Boy, I'm so Florida my last name means Of The Swamp.
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    People say Prometheus left too much unanswered but honestly I feel it would have been a movie if even less was shown/detailed explicitly

    Like some of the stuff that was cool when it was a mystery just turned out to be stupid
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    there is a lot of swamp in florida

    Boy, I'm so Florida my last name means Of The Swamp.

    a fitting final resting place then
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D

    ....so what you're telling me that things are ordered by their @desc worth
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D

    one day i will understand that post.

    For now, i will just pretend i got it.

    "Ah, interesting", i'll say, "Guess that's why i haven't made [chat] threads lately!"
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D
    so desc makes all the threads

    Every single chat thread is 10 SIKKEST BASS DROPS OF 2013 xXx[chat]xXx

    Just over and over again
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    @desc is consulted via PM on page 98, and anoints the next two chat creators personally.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.

    Yeah ya ahna we was just flexing our guns, like, fuckin gunshow ya ahna, and he flipped out. Ain't that how it happened Pete?

    Yeah, that's right.
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    i honestly thought that both were just fine
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Work ethnic failing

    I like how changing 1 little letter makes the comment just as true

    Twerk = ethnic flailing
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    i honestly thought that both were just fine

    you also wear cardigans
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    i honestly thought that both were just fine

    I thought Prometheus was fine, but the ending to ME3 was just... unsatisfying...
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.

    Yeah ya ahna we was just flexing our guns, like, fuckin gunshow ya ahna, and he flipped out. Ain't that how it happened Pete?

    Yeah, that's right.

    this is not how teenagers talk you fucking brontosaurus
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Update from the grill:

    Everyone awesome this post so I have enough points to make the next [chat], 'cause I'll be utterly unable to because goodbye now talk to y'all later.

    Wait, that's how they decide who gets to make the next chat? How many awesomes you have?

    BRB, organizing another games giveaway.
    SELECT c.InsertUserID, SUM(c.Score) AS Worth 
    FROM GDN_Comment c 
    WHERE c.DiscussionID = $dID
    GROUP BY c.InsertUserID 
    ORDER BY Worth DESC;
    

    :D
    so desc makes all the threads

    Every single chat thread is 10 SIKKEST BASS DROPS OF 2013 xXx[chat]xXx

    Just over and over again

    Sometimes you switch the amount and order of the X's
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.
    i especially don't believe them when they say they're over 18
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.

    Yeah ya ahna we was just flexing our guns, like, fuckin gunshow ya ahna, and he flipped out. Ain't that how it happened Pete?

    Yeah, that's right.

    this is not how teenagers talk you fucking brontosaurus

    just because you hear most of them say "No, stop" doesn't mean that's how they all sound
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    The only thing I like better than Prometheus was the end of Mass Effect 3.

    i honestly thought that both were just fine
    Yup. this.

    Us nerds gonna hate on so much for reasons I cannot comprehend.

    I do not have a lot of hate in my heart.

    Things I liked:

    1) The End of Lost
    2) The End of BSG
    3) Prometheus
    4) All of Mass Effect 3
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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Hey D&D, real talk:

    Whenever I hear people calling someone else 'bro,' I imagine it as among the most assuming and condescending thing that can be said to another person. Am I crazy? God I hate that word.
    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit." - @Ludious
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh no page 100 looms, quick, an overreaction news story!
    A 29-year-old man is in jail for allegedly threatening a group of teens with a knife after the teens were using his car’s reflective windows as mirrors to admire their muscles.

    was he in the car???

    He threatened to kill teenagers if they touched his car, does it matter?

    Yeah, I'm imagining him in the car, like, checking his email or something... and suddenly he looks up and there's a bunch of kids flexing at him and making faces...

    I don't believe anything teenagers say.

    Yeah ya ahna we was just flexing our guns, like, fuckin gunshow ya ahna, and he flipped out. Ain't that how it happened Pete?

    Yeah, that's right.

    this is not how teenagers talk you fucking apatosaurus

    Fixed that for you.
    Know your dinosaurs, son.
    TTODewback on
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