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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    SKYCAKE
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I really should have a [chat] on hand

    but what are the odds i get picked again soon

    eh
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    I need some kind of incentive to work on my cardgame...

    Someone pay me.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    @Gooey I know your pain.

    I thought I could raise an army of skeletons.

    Blizzard kindly bitch slapped me a dozen times with the first boss.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    patton oswalt's is good at performances that depress me and make me so fucking bummed for humanity.

    so great job, patton. o.o
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Will Will be pleased, or will Will will his will will be done in a will?
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I really should have a [chat] on hand

    but what are the odds i get picked again soon

    eh

    infinitely better than mine... I will never make a chat because I don't have enough Gethpoints or something.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
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    #freesc
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    tattoo
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I really should have a [chat] on hand

    but what are the odds i get picked again soon

    eh

    I am never going to get picked unless I am at work on my phone, or have been asleep for hours, if history is any indication.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Chu, I like your new look.

    It's smooth... so smooth.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Patton is in my top five comedians

    the man's material is fucking incredible
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Also for those who missed it, Jack pictures!
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
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    Jack rocking the finest baptismal fashion 1920 has to offer!

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    Ay up, by guv, 'twere 'ard growin' up ten weeks ago!

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    Smilin' Jack is best Jack!

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    Being this cute is tiring work.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I saw a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs.

    Kept meaning to take pictures of them for skippy.

    Ah well.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
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    Best face.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    one day, i will reveal my secret to you, [chat].

    And you will all be, like, whoah...

    my secret is that i am an AI
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    my favorite comedian is probably Dave Attell solely on the strength of Skanks for the Memories
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    even though I've barely heard a thing about him since Insomniac stopped running
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    @quid

    I went light yesterday and had steak and fries for lunch today

    Gotta hit it

    I should look up good exercises in general
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    so i eavesdropped on my bosses all day and yes they are specifically looking for a PHP programmer

    can someone tell me this is laughable? @Donkey Kong @Evil Multifarious @Organichu
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I have eaten nothing in two days

    gonna be swole

    wait no, gonna be malnourished
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    oh my god

    the cardigan

    the bowtie

    the flatcap

    jack is babby @bogart
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Let's say you have to make a choice: from now on whenever you have steak you are only allowed to get either beer OR eggs with it, and you must make the decision immediately and irrevocably. Which would you choose? Note that you cannot substitute in a replacement, for example if you get rid of beer you can't replace it with whiskey.

    I'm thinking steak and beer, but it's a tough choice.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)
    lol
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
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    Best face.

    His dimple chin really suits him.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I have eaten nothing in two days

    gonna be swole

    wait no, gonna be malnourished

    Got stomach problems?
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Psh

    You can make a good [chat] anywhere from your phone if you have enough bootstraps

    Toughen up [chat]
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    quid

    I went light yesterday and had steak and fries for lunch today

    Gotta hit it

    I should look up good exercises in general

    I think I'm going to try this. My push ups were garbage on my last test.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs.

    I've seen a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs, too. :>

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)
    lol

    :(

    I'll show myself out.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs.

    I've seen a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs, too. :>

    I saw subs on subs.

    BEAT THAT.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I have eaten nothing in two days

    gonna be swole

    wait no, gonna be malnourished

    Got stomach problems?

    indeed

    something has gone terribly wrong, hopefully we find out what
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    Cass didn't choose the game

    The game chose Cass
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)

    Not depression but schizophrenia and bipolar and other psychotic disorders. Though the use has to be pretty extensive and regular.
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    one day, i will reveal my secret to you, [chat].

    And you will all be, like, whoah...

    my secret is that i am an AI

    Your not cool enough to be an AI. Your a VI.
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