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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Though I guess that one sub on a sub I met didn't have any tattoos.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs.

    I've seen a ton of really awesome tattoos on subs, too. :>

    I saw subs on subs.

    BEAT THAT.

    Only if a dom told them to though.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'
    Organichu on
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Forevermore the thing that taught me Patton Oswalt's name is

    ratatouille-remy-spoon.jpg
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    100 push-ups?

    Avface
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)

    Not depression but schizophrenia and bipolar and other psychotic disorders. Though the use has to be pretty extensive and regular.
    The link is very poor and there is no causation. Furthermore, schizophrenics frequently self medicate with drugs to alleviate their symptoms.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    I've seen it done.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Though I guess that one sub on a sub I met didn't have any tattoos.

    did you meet a sub on a sub eating a sub?
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    3 miles in 28 minutes

    scalpface
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    Let's say you have to make a choice: from now on whenever you have steak you are only allowed to get either beer OR eggs with it, and you must make the decision immediately and irrevocably. Which would you choose? Note that you cannot substitute in a replacement, for example if you get rid of beer you can't replace it with whiskey.

    I'm thinking steak and beer, but it's a tough choice.

    I have never had eggs with a steak worth the name
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Oh man, the player created content in Neverwinter is shit-hot and I am aaalllll about this.

    This is exactly the kind of thing I want in an MMO. Exactly.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    one day, i will reveal my secret to you, [chat].

    And you will all be, like, whoah...

    my secret is that i am an AI

    Your not cool enough to be an AI. Your a VI.

    Pfft, i'm not cool enough to be a VI.

    i'm a tacky tamagotchi rip-off.

    A Tomodachacho. The kind poor kids would get.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    winky do you still work at the aging institute
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch encourages negative body image.

    What a goose.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another

    okay?
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Though I guess that one sub on a sub I met didn't have any tattoos.

    did you meet a sub on a sub eating a sub?

    Okay, I swear to God I am not making this up:

    Yes.

    I met him when the galley was serving cold cuts.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Anyway, i'm off to work on my card game. Got hit by a wave of depression for some reason and i gotta not let it get to me.

    Edit: That A&F article just pushed me over the edge...
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Dropping
    Quid wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    I've seen it done.

    My
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    3 miles in 28 minutes

    scalpface

    Chalk
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    yes Cass, laugh at PHP programmers
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    3 miles in 28 minutes

    scalpface

    That is a solid time. What is that, a constant speed of 6.2mph? Solid.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    Let's say you have to make a choice: from now on whenever you have steak you are only allowed to get either beer OR eggs with it, and you must make the decision immediately and irrevocably. Which would you choose? Note that you cannot substitute in a replacement, for example if you get rid of beer you can't replace it with whiskey.

    I'm thinking steak and beer, but it's a tough choice.

    I have never had eggs with a steak worth the name

    I have, but never in a dining establishment; only back in NC when I had grill capacity.

    Honestly, I prefer my steak in the evening, with a salad, some kind of potato, and lots of booze.

    there is no choice here.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I used to do sets of around 150 pushups, but that was when I went to a weightlifting camp one summer and they had us really focus at them

    10th grade... my lost prime...
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Forevermore the thing that taught me Patton Oswalt's name is

    ratatouille-remy-spoon.jpg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hIRV1vN9I
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    DESC WE NEED THIS
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch encourages negative body image.

    What a goose.

    they're thin

    but are they good looking
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    3 miles in 28 minutes

    scalpface

    That is a solid time. What is that, a constant speed of 6.2mph? Solid.

    i used to be quite fast (i ran a 20:30 5k in high school) but i am p proud i can muster 28 minutes at my weight so avface.jpg
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    damn that was like almost 10 years ago
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Waking up sleep drunk is kinda nice. I should sleep 12 hours every night. I don't care if it shortens my life.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    edit: wrong guy, I am a dummmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbb
    Feral on
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZtDaba0Xm0
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I don't like drinking beer with food. The taste of beer is really strong and hasn't ever really complemented the food I've eaten.
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    100 push-ups?

    Avface

    3 miles in 28 minutes

    scalpface

    That is a solid time. What is that, a constant speed of 6.2mph? Solid.

    i used to be quite fast (i ran a 20:30 5k in high school) but i am p proud i can muster 28 minutes at my weight so avface.jpg

    I can barely drive 3 miles
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky do you still work at the aging institute

    yessir
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Also I already have 3 mi in 28 minutes.

    Unfortunately the strength of my arms refuses to match the length of my legs.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    RiemannLives wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    omg so relaxed

    smoked pot last night, i was in pain from period cramps and arthritis at work but i came home and soaked in a hot bath, now taking some extra strength tylenol

    wearing sweats and a t-shirt with no bra

    thug lyfe

    But Cass, drugs are bad!

    (Also doesn't pot exacerbate some conditions like depression?)

    Not depression but schizophrenia and bipolar and other psychotic disorders. Though the use has to be pretty extensive and regular.
    The link is very poor and there is no causation. Furthermore, schizophrenics frequently self medicate with drugs to alleviate their symptoms.

    I think you are understating it.

    have you seen this by any chance? In particular the stuff referenced by Dr. Roger Roffman? (note: the guy is a major sponsor of legalizing pot in this state, he isn't a DARE wacko)
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    ughhhh i hate interviews

    at least the one tomorrow i wil theoretically know what im talking about
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Element Brian wrote: »
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another

    okay?

    i was supposed to get drunk at the girls place tonight and let what happens happen

    but yeah oops
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    la-di-da, i'm element brian and i know two girls
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky do you still work at the aging institute

    yessir

    have you figured out a more convenient living/transit situation?
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