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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Everyone have a mint julep

    I haven't had sex in 10 months BUT I'VE GOT THIS MINT JULEP

    I got no crushed ice :(
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    no

    this is you getting played, prolly
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Everyone have a mint julep

    I haven't had sex in 10 months BUT I'VE GOT THIS MINT JULEP

    I got no crushed ice :(

    I didn't crush the ice because I'm a pleb, but

    Do you have a hammer and a towel, and some regular ice? Because then you got crushed ice.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Everyone have a mint julep

    I haven't had sex in 10 months BUT I'VE GOT THIS MINT JULEP

    I got no crushed ice :(

    I didn't crush the ice because I'm a pleb, but

    Do you have a hammer and a towel, and some regular ice? Because then you got crushed ice.
    where are you going to get ice EM

    it's may
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    That's not flirting. That's like, being her benefactor, where there is an implied handjob involved.

    If you want to offer help, be slightly noncommittal like "cool, let me know if I can help".
    If you want to flirt , I'm not sure how to fit that in. Offer to cook her supper sometime?

    Edit: beat'd by a racoon
    Mortious on
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ghostbusters was on... But i missed everything other than the ending.

    :(
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.
    What is nasi goreng
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    damn elendil

    damn
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Everyone have a mint julep

    I haven't had sex in 10 months BUT I'VE GOT THIS MINT JULEP

    I got no crushed ice :(

    I didn't crush the ice because I'm a pleb, but

    Do you have a hammer and a towel, and some regular ice? Because then you got crushed ice.
    where are you going to get ice EM

    it's may

    Well in Canada we just take the sled dogs up the nearest frost-spire and barter with the Lords of Cold for their crystal bounty
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    I wouldn't. Get to know her more. Go do things that won't cost her money and try not to just pay for the both of you to do expensive things all the time. Otherwise you might end up making her feel like a charity case.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I bought Mike's Hard lemonade again. It's nowhere near as good as Deebaser's but it's kind of good and I need an alcoholic sissy drink to relax with.

    I swear its nothing like mikes Hard Lemonade.

    I just call it that so Mrs Deebs doesn't fuss

    What would she fuss about

    It's high alcoholic content
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    man, mim visiting added a few new dishes to the menu at home but I still love the fuck out of this general tso's chicken and rice I make

    so god damn addicting
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    After playing The Old Republic and Neverwinter for a bit, I think I preferred it when MMOs weren't voiced.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng

    Indonesian fried rice, in this case served with a friend egg on top and some sate (meat sticks) on the side.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I bought Mike's Hard lemonade again. It's nowhere near as good as Deebaser's but it's kind of good and I need an alcoholic sissy drink to relax with.

    I swear its nothing like mikes Hard Lemonade.

    I just call it that so Mrs Deebs doesn't fuss

    What would she fuss about

    It's high alcoholic content

    Man I gotta make it sometime. It was great
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    @bloodyroarxx

    Good hockey game IS good.

    Though I left after the first to go for my 2nd run of the day (I was challenged by someone!)

    And it was 2 - 0 Leafs at the time.

    But it's still a good game! :)
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng

    Indonesian fried rice, in this case served with a friend egg on top and some sate (meat sticks) on the side.

    Friend eggs are better than enemy eggs.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Well I was trying to give the girl the benefit of the doubt, but if that's not a thing we're doing ok.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I tried getting drunk on Mike's hard lemonade once.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Don't use an offer of financial help as a way to hit on people.

    That's creepy.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think I might actually infuse some bourbon with mint

    What would pair well with that as an infusion

    @podly
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng

    Indonesian fried rice, in this case served with a friend egg on top and some sate (meat sticks) on the side.

    Friend eggs are better than enemy eggs.

    Fucking phones!
    AoTsig_zps8cfd65c2.png
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    You like Legend of Korra?

    i don't believe it!
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  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Well, my finger tought faster than my brain and I did sent up that questionable line

    Her answer : Haha, I just need hugs

    Of course I can give that :)
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    I need to find somewhere I can watch all these shows.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng

    Indonesian fried rice, in this case served with a friend egg on top and some sate (meat sticks) on the side.

    Friend eggs are better than enemy eggs.

    Fucking phones!

    Is that what you're into?

    Kinky!
    4cuwx.png
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    I was kind of crushed by how bad the ending of Avatar was
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Ever feeling like you want to share your money or your things with another person is a weakness and should be purged from your body with extreme prejudice.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    I think I might actually infuse some bourbon with mint

    What would pair well with that as an infusion

    A leg of lamb.
    AoTsig_zps8cfd65c2.png
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    No

    i couldn't cringe harder at that line if i saw my mother in a bukkake video
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    I was kind of crushed by how bad the ending of Avatar was

    Right? They blow up the tree and then fight off the miners. Like the company won't just send a hundred more ships and gas the planet now.

    Total bollocks.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I had a whiskey sour with my nasi goreng last night.

    It was p good.

    What is nasi goreng

    Indonesian fried rice, in this case served with a friend egg on top and some sate (meat sticks) on the side.

    Friend eggs are better than enemy eggs.

    Fucking phones!

    Is that what you're into?

    Kinky!
    sometimes i like to insert my phone and then call myself

    the muffled sound of ABBA coming from inside me a huge turn-on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    I think I might actually infuse some bourbon with mint

    What would pair well with that as an infusion

    A leg of lamb.

    I...

    Well that would be delicious, but I meant inside the bourbon
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    AManFromEarth wrote: »
    Don't use an offer of financial help as a way to hit on people.

    That's creepy.

    Unless its a LOT of financial help.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    I think I might actually infuse some bourbon with mint

    What would pair well with that as an infusion

    A leg of lamb.

    I...

    Well that would be delicious, but I meant inside the bourbon
    so did he
    Per3th.jpg
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    I was kind of crushed by how bad the ending of Avatar was

    Wow, really? Consensus is that the two hour Sozin's Comet finale was awesome and wrapped up the series extremely well.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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