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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    PA has an asterisk because penn state is not a fully public university
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
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    I like that CT has a Women's Basketball coach as the highest paid.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    What in the actual fuck

    Seriously New Hampshire needs to get with the rest of the world.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    #1 rule for charcoal grilling.
    After you finish, dump the hot coals over the fence and let the neighbor worry about the consequences.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I'd say they're dropping the ball but it's already obvious from their pay paradigm they don't know how to pick one up.
    Quid on
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    what part of texas is arlen suppsoed to be anyway

    Roughly somewhere between Houston and Dallas.

    Heimlich county
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    What in the actual fuck

    Seriously New Hampshire needs to get with the rest of the world.

    Or give into their secret urge to join Canada in glorious hockey union.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    I like that CT has a Women's Basketball coach as the highest paid.

    What a joke m i rite ??
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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Like, Luanne was pregnant for something like three seasons.

    Shit was cray cray.

    I think the fetus just calcified or some shit.
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Also, Real Talk:

    Yes, I much prefer charcoal grilled to propane gas.

    i think everyone prefers the flavor of charcoal

    it's just a big hassle is the thing

    And granted, you do run the risk of getting lighter fluid all over your meat.

    Which is why you use a flamethrower.
    do the forums keep shitting out for anyone else

    On occasion. Tonight is pretty smooth so far, but sometimes Vanilla just... Forgets who I am, and why I'm here, shall we say.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Podly wrote: »
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    Caveman Paws on
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    When Cleveland officials announced charges against Ariel Castro — the suspected kidnapper of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight — prosecutor Victor Perez where the city's "Puerto Rican community" stood.

    "As the chief prosecutor for the city of Cleveland, born and raised in Puerto Rico, I want everyone to know that the acts of the defendant in the criminal case are not a reflection of the rest of the Puerto Rican community here or in Puerto Rico," he said.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Charcoal is only a hassle if you consider lighting stuff on fire a hassle.

    And last I checked everyone's favorite child hood toy was fire.
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Like, Luanne was pregnant for something like three seasons.

    Shit was cray cray.

    I think the fetus just calcified or some shit.

    how DOES a fetus calcify?

    I'm just wondering, I'm not going to do anything terrible with the information.

    <.< >.> <.<
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    when pot is legal I wonder if it will be legal to brew beer with pot in it

    probably be a giant hassle to get cleared for that

    i hear that hops and marijuana are really closely related tho

    yeah I think they're in the same family

    I was thinking of it like the old absinthe that had hallucinogens or whatever

    i think it turned out that absinthe being hallucinogenic was like 99% myth

    like, thujone is mostly just toxic and not used in the needed concentrations in absinthe to trigger those sorts of effects anyhow

    iirc, absinthe became faddish and available at about the same time that distilled liquor became low-cost enough that the general population could afford it

    so parisians who were used to drinking wine and beer instead were sucking down absinthe (100-140 proof and sometimes up) in immoderate quantities and getting really really fucked up
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I am so fucking sick and tired and angry at my job

    Everything has gone to hell in the past two weeks, had my character besmirched, and suddenly having an inordinate amount of scrutiny heaped upon me

    If I don't have an ulcer by now it would be a miracle

    I'm sorry Hakks

    I will slap my brother in the back of the head just for you
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Like, Luanne was pregnant for something like three seasons.

    Shit was cray cray.

    I haven't watched it, but there's no reason to assume that one season covers the same amount of time as another.

    Angel's 4th season takes place over a handful of weeks. The other seasons take place over a period of months.

    Could be something similar happening there.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Podly wrote: »
    PA has an asterisk because penn state is not a fully public university

    it's also because "tacit endorser of child molestation" was not his official job title
    y2jake215 on
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    When Cleveland officials announced charges against Ariel Castro — the suspected kidnapper of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight — prosecutor Victor Perez where the city's "Puerto Rican community" stood.

    "As the chief prosecutor for the city of Cleveland, born and raised in Puerto Rico, I want everyone to know that the acts of the defendant in the criminal case are not a reflection of the rest of the Puerto Rican community here or in Puerto Rico," he said.

    Phew.

    Load off my mind right there.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
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    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Charcoal is only a hassle if you consider lighting stuff on fire a hassle.

    And last I checked everyone's favorite child hood toy was fire.

    Really, the problem with charcoal is morons using too much lighter fluid.

    So you taste lighter fluid instead.

    But errybody knows wood chips are best grill fuel anyway.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    When Cleveland officials announced charges against Ariel Castro — the suspected kidnapper of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight — prosecutor Victor Perez where the city's "Puerto Rican community" stood.

    "As the chief prosecutor for the city of Cleveland, born and raised in Puerto Rico, I want everyone to know that the acts of the defendant in the criminal case are not a reflection of the rest of the Puerto Rican community here or in Puerto Rico," he said.

    i think the verb somewhere
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    When Cleveland officials announced charges against Ariel Castro — the suspected kidnapper of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight — prosecutor Victor Perez where the city's "Puerto Rican community" stood.

    "As the chief prosecutor for the city of Cleveland, born and raised in Puerto Rico, I want everyone to know that the acts of the defendant in the criminal case are not a reflection of the rest of the Puerto Rican community here or in Puerto Rico," he said.

    How did he know I automatically assumed every Puerto Rican keeps sex slaves? That's uncanny!
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Like, Luanne was pregnant for something like three seasons.

    Shit was cray cray.

    I haven't watched it, but there's no reason to assume that one season covers the same amount of time as another.

    Angel's 4th season takes place over a handful of weeks. The other seasons take place over a period of months.

    Could be something similar happening there.

    Just like one The Office, once Greg Daniels took off shit got weird.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    I always thought Arlen was just supposed to be Arlington.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i still want to drink absinthe though

    invite a lady back to my place for some of the ol' green fairy

    show off my fancy absinthe spoon

    yeah
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    I like that CT has a Women's Basketball coach as the highest paid.

    What a joke m i rite ??

    More like a bit of pride.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    apt-get > yum
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I am so fucking sick and tired and angry at my job

    Everything has gone to hell in the past two weeks, had my character besmirched, and suddenly having an inordinate amount of scrutiny heaped upon me

    If I don't have an ulcer by now it would be a miracle

    I'm sorry Hakks

    I will slap my brother in the back of the head just for you

    *nod*

    yes

    he probably deserved it anyway
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    do the forums keep shitting out for anyone else

    On occasion. Tonight is pretty smooth so far, but sometimes Vanilla just... Forgets who I am, and why I'm here, shall we say.

    hmm

    I keep getting
    The server at forums.penny-arcade.com can't be found, because the DNS lookup failed. DNS is the network service that translates a website's name to its Internet address. This error is most often caused by having no connection to the Internet or a misconfigured network. It can also be caused by an unresponsive DNS server or a firewall preventing Google Chrome from accessing the network.

    maybe its on my end though
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Wait

    Puerto Ricans are still very kidnappable though right?
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i still want to drink absinthe though

    invite a lady back to my place for some of the ol' green fairy

    show off my fancy absinthe spoon

    yeah

    Gonna get yourself an absinthe goddess?
    Absinthe is horrible.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    OH COME ON GETH IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    I like that CT has a Women's Basketball coach as the highest paid.

    What a joke m i rite ??

    More like a bit of pride.

    Oh.

    I thought this conversation was going in a much more casually misogynist direction. My bad.
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i still want to drink absinthe though

    invite a lady back to my place for some of the ol' green fairy

    show off my fancy absinthe spoon

    yeah

    I have had it with the slotted spoon and stuff (the kind sold in the us without the whatever ingredient)

    it was neat as an experience but tastes like black licorice

    *spits*
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    My dad solved the lighter fluid problem by using gasoline

    :lol:
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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    also the people who evangelized about the hypnotic properties most of the time also happened to be opium addicts

    absinthe is just like really boozy black licorice
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    My dad solved the lighter fluid problem by using gasoline

    :lol:

    My dad got second and third degree burns on his leg doing that.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i still want to drink absinthe though

    invite a lady back to my place for some of the ol' green fairy

    show off my fancy absinthe spoon

    yeah

    I have had it with the slotted spoon and stuff (the kind sold in the us without the whatever ingredient)

    it was neat as an experience but tastes like black licorice

    *spits*

    Wormwood is what you don't get in US Absynthe.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    @podly none of the states on the map have techno producer as highest paid job


    Everything is bullshit
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