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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Tool Time was the best TV show within a TV Show ever.
    The Man's Kitchen/Bath/Bedroom/Whatever segments were wonderful.

    Besides the hot girl, that show was lame.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Tool Time was the best TV show within a TV Show ever.
    The Man's Kitchen/Bath/Bedroom/Whatever segments were wonderful.

    Besides the hot girl, that show was lame.

    You wear glasses.

    Tool Time's not for you.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Like, absinthe has a mystique around it that is totally unearned.

    It's the worst.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    *pours glass of beer*
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    oh yeah, desc, the inventor of ableton was asking me about synth stuff

    i had to use all my will from going all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    My dad finally is reading Hawkeye and agrees it is awesome.

    I love that comic.

    Also my local comic guys says it is super popular. Like the first comic is on the 5th edition now.
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i still want to drink absinthe though

    invite a lady back to my place for some of the ol' green fairy

    show off my fancy absinthe spoon

    yeah

    I have had it with the slotted spoon and stuff (the kind sold in the us without the whatever ingredient)

    it was neat as an experience but tastes like black licorice

    *spits*

    Wormwood is what you don't get in US Absynthe.

    you totally do

    some US absinthes used to use wormwoods that weren't grande wormwood

    but now it's legal and most do.

    it all tastes the same anyways

    good luck tasting wormwood over the essence of a thousand fennel seeds
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    when pot is legal I wonder if it will be legal to brew beer with pot in it

    probably be a giant hassle to get cleared for that

    i hear that hops and marijuana are really closely related tho

    yeah I think they're in the same family

    I was thinking of it like the old absinthe that had hallucinogens or whatever

    i think it turned out that absinthe being hallucinogenic was like 99% myth

    like, thujone is mostly just toxic and not used in the needed concentrations in absinthe to trigger those sorts of effects anyhow

    iirc, absinthe became faddish and available at about the same time that distilled liquor became low-cost enough that the general population could afford it

    so parisians who were used to drinking wine and beer instead were sucking down absinthe (100-140 proof and sometimes up) in immoderate quantities and getting really really fucked up

    oh, interesting

    *sips absinthe, stumbles to nearest opium den*

    I didn't realize you were a late-19th century Chinaman.

    also dude

    chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

    asian-american please
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Something @ludious and I can agree on.
    The greatest chef of all time
    a little bit of butter and a little bit of rum (or wine).
    I guranteeeeeee

    Now I want to make rum infused pancakes....

    Justin Wilson was a good chef and his cajun recipes are probably go-to

    but greatest chef

    I can't be tied down to one chef baby

    I guess you could say

    I'm a poly-aromaous pan-sexual
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Like, absinthe has a mystique around it that is totally unearned.

    It's the worst.

    I blame the French. I bet absinthe is their attempt to rick roll all of us.
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    ugh the more I drink absinthe, the more I hate it

    it is awful
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Tool Time was the best TV show within a TV Show ever.
    The Man's Kitchen/Bath/Bedroom/Whatever segments were wonderful.

    Besides the hot girl, that show was lame.

    You wear glasses.

    Tool Time's not for you.

    I think it gets 100% better if you understand that it's all one big joke aimed at Bob Villa.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    American absinthe is basically licorice liqueur as wormwood is the main ingredient in real absinthe.

    this is definitely wrong

    grande wormwood is now used in american absinthe

    and it all tastes the same anyhow
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    oh yeah, desc, the inventor of ableton was asking me about synth stuff

    i had to use all my will from going all

    /www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

    You may now begin all sentences with

    "As the giant-dicked god-king of synthesis,"
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    chinaman always makes me think of deadwood

    SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKER
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Salmiakkikossu is basically Absinthe without the pretense.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    American absinthe is basically licorice liqueur as wormwood is the main ingredient in real absinthe.

    this is definitely wrong

    grande wormwood is now used in american absinthe

    and it all tastes the same anyhow

    SHUT UP
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    fun fact

    vermouth is named after wormwood because it got mixed up with absinthe

    also I'm not a big fennel/licorice/anisette/pastis guy, but good absinthe really does have a lot of complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    TehSloth wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    apt-get > yum

    I've had to use CentOS all week, and am probably gonna have to start working on RHEL regularly. All my work bros are real mad, they're all about Ubuntu (Unity sucks though IMO)

    i'm hosting my big project right now on a centos box

    their nerdfight with sun over the jvm was a giant pain in my ass
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    I fully admit my information about absinthe is at least a decade old.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Tool Time was the best TV show within a TV Show ever.
    The Man's Kitchen/Bath/Bedroom/Whatever segments were wonderful.

    Besides the hot girl, that show was lame.

    You wear glasses.

    Tool Time's not for you.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    man i don't care what it tastes like

    i just want to drink it like my french poets
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    fun fact

    vermouth is named after wormwood because it got mixed up with absinthe

    also I'm not a big fennel/licorice/anisette/pastis guy, but good absinthe really does have a lot of complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable

    fun fact

    vermouth goes bad like wine does

    especially if you've had the bottle for over a year

    that last round of manhattans i made was fuck awful
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    when pot is legal I wonder if it will be legal to brew beer with pot in it

    probably be a giant hassle to get cleared for that

    i hear that hops and marijuana are really closely related tho

    yeah I think they're in the same family

    I was thinking of it like the old absinthe that had hallucinogens or whatever

    i think it turned out that absinthe being hallucinogenic was like 99% myth

    like, thujone is mostly just toxic and not used in the needed concentrations in absinthe to trigger those sorts of effects anyhow

    iirc, absinthe became faddish and available at about the same time that distilled liquor became low-cost enough that the general population could afford it

    so parisians who were used to drinking wine and beer instead were sucking down absinthe (100-140 proof and sometimes up) in immoderate quantities and getting really really fucked up

    oh, interesting

    *sips absinthe, stumbles to nearest opium den*

    I didn't realize you were a late-19th century Chinaman.

    the preferred nomenclature is asian-american

    dude
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I SAID WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD I'M A PAN-SEXUAL
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    stop talking about alcohol

    i can't drink it

    don't you know what you are doing to me
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Aquavit is better than Absinthe.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    *glances at matching pendant on ludious' chest

    half heart inscribed with JTT*
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
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    I like that CT has a Women's Basketball coach as the highest paid.

    What a joke m i rite ??

    More like a bit of pride.

    Oh.

    I thought this conversation was going in a much more casually misogynist direction. My bad.

    Med
    School
    Chancellor.

    First coach is 4th
    FTW
    PantsB on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I SAID WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD I'M A PAN-SEXUAL
    pans aren't food

    idgi
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    fun fact

    vermouth is named after wormwood because it got mixed up with absinthe

    also I'm not a big fennel/licorice/anisette/pastis guy, but good absinthe really does have a lot of complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable

    fun fact

    vermouth goes bad like wine does

    especially if you've had the bottle for over a year

    that last round of manhattans i made was fuck awful

    what is this, amateur hour?
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Hmm, that poster is 2 dollars.

    Woo!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    my rumble spheres look great in this bra
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I SAID WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD I'M A PAN-SEXUAL
    pans aren't food

    idgi

    I get to have sex almost whenever I want. And not with myself.
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