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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    you know what other alcoholic beverage uses wormwood as a central ingredient?

    vermouth

    "vermouth" is named for the german word for "wormwood"

    when was the last time you heard someone bragging about hallucinating from chugging vermouth?

    never
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    my rumble spheres look great in this bra

    I am trying to think of a lol joke here and failing and this makes me mad
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    The thing with Tim Allen is that he's funny for a certain amount of time. Like a half hour TV is just a bit under that max. A two hour movie...is a bit too much Tim Allen. Also that he has a Nick Cage level of pickiness when it comes to scripts didn't help.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    I bet if you chugged enough vermouth you'd hallucinate.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    my rumble spheres look great in this bra

    I am trying to think of a lol joke here and failing and this makes me mad

    ever look up to a yordle
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I SAID WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD I'M A PAN-SEXUAL
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I bet if you chugged enough vermouth you'd hallucinate.

    I've done a lot of things while drunk, but hallucinate is not one of them.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    fun fact

    vermouth is named after wormwood because it got mixed up with absinthe

    also I'm not a big fennel/licorice/anisette/pastis guy, but good absinthe really does have a lot of complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable

    have you had the st george?

    i think they use spruce in it

    it's interesting but kind of hard to take

    like getting shoved into a pine tree

    same thing with their gin
  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    my rumble spheres look great in this bra

    I am trying to think of a lol joke here and failing and this makes me mad

    OVERHEATING!!
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I just discovered I can flip my images in my paint app, then save it to my photo bucket, THEN post it here.

    That's how much I love you people.
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    look

    i'm not saying i have put mdma in a pisco punch

    but i'm not saying i haven't put mdma in a pisco punch
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    The Santa Clause was also Cinema De Art if you were my age when it came out.

    A Rose Suchik Ladder was priceless
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    my rumble spheres look great in this bra

    It is The Equalizer
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Aquavit is better than Absinthe.

    aquavit can be kind of hard to take

    in greenland i had some dill aquavit that i loved

    the other stuff i had was super-carroway flavored

    kind of hard to take
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    fun fact

    vermouth is named after wormwood because it got mixed up with absinthe

    also I'm not a big fennel/licorice/anisette/pastis guy, but good absinthe really does have a lot of complexity to it that makes it very enjoyable

    have you had the st george?

    i think they use spruce in it

    it's interesting but kind of hard to take

    like getting shoved into a pine tree

    same thing with their gin

    one time I had a beer made from pine needles

    I think it was called skullsplitter and had like a viking on it

    and I drank some and I was like OH SHIT IT TASTES LIKE A TREE

    and then I was sad because that's gross
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    I just discovered I can flip my images in my paint app, then save it to my photo bucket, THEN post it here.

    That's how much I love you people.

    Because the mobile version of GIS doesn't let you copy image links, I've decided it isn't worth the investment to post my trademark Hilariously Appropriate GIS Picture Reply Posts™ from my iPhone.

    Instead I just post walls-of-text that no one including me feels like taking the time to read.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.

    King Tut's dad is not to be trifled with

    FEAR THE BELLY
    akhenaten.jpg
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I do like art featuring Absinthe though.

    I want this poster.

    http://i.imgur.com/1p6RFH4.jpg

    Mildly NSFW

    art nouveau is sick in general

    yay art nouveau

    I gave a tin poster of that to an ex gf.

    For those of you keeping track: the one who left me for Olympic dressage training in LA.

    Yeah, she made the right call.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    I bet if you chugged enough vermouth you'd hallucinate.

    I've done a lot of things while drunk, but hallucinate is not one of them.

    drunk on vermouth would have to be incredibly miserable

    i mean i love the stuff

    but drinking enough of it to get lit would be about like catching a wrecking ball in the gut
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.

    King Tut's dad is not to be trifled with

    FEAR THE BELLY
    akhenaten.jpg
    Apparently the Walk Like an Egyptian Cardio program was implemented after his tragic heart attack.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I do like art featuring Absinthe though.

    I want this poster.

    http://i.imgur.com/1p6RFH4.jpg

    Mildly NSFW

    art nouveau is sick in general

    yay art nouveau

    I gave a tin poster of that to an ex gf.

    For those of you keeping track: the one who left me for Olympic dressage training in LA.

    Yeah, she made the right call.

    i'm sure ann romney complimented her poster
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    The daughter of one of my elderly clients claims she went on a date with Eric Clapton.

    Every time I go over she points out an old photo of her parents and Claptons mom.

    She's a Jesus freak who I fear arguing with, so I just smile and pretend to be impressed.
    Caveman Paws on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Will, did you read your Superman comics yet? What did you think?
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Aquavit is better than Absinthe.

    aquavit can be kind of hard to take

    in greenland i had some dill aquavit that i loved

    the other stuff i had was super-carroway flavored

    kind of hard to take

    I've had Aalborg and Linie.

    I like Linie, but it's pretty strong with the caraway/anise flavor.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    actually, i'm pretty sure ann romney doesn't give compliments

    Not unless they're Backhanded.

    Also she spits venom in your eyes.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.

    King Tut's dad is not to be trifled with

    FEAR THE BELLY
    akhenaten.jpg
    Apparently the Walk Like an Egyptian Cardio program was implemented after his tragic heart attack.

    That guy was into really weird art. And that is in a society that was conservative as hell when it comes to art. Suddenly, the dude who pays for it all was all: pot bellies and huge baby bearing hips for everyone! And for a generation that's what got made.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    or maybe it was this

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?

    I'm level 20.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    damn it caveman

    stop cropping it badly
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?

    Winky, I don't know if you saw it but I found some good aligned Undead for you to use in your Questline.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I liked Home Improvement.

    There I said it.

    And I don't think Tim Allen is a bad actor. He's in a lot of bad movies. But he's not a bad actor.

    And he beat a coke charge, sure he narced on a few guys, but really, it was coke. They were probably cia in the first place.

    My dad claims he went to high school with Tim Allen.

    There is a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest it's actually true.

    But my dad also claims he invented the phrase, "I'm not as dumb as you look."

    as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.

    King Tut's dad is not to be trifled with

    FEAR THE BELLY
    akhenaten.jpg
    Apparently the Walk Like an Egyptian Cardio program was implemented after his tragic heart attack.

    That guy was into really weird art. And that is in a society that was conservative as hell when it comes to art. Suddenly, the dude who pays for it all was all: pot bellies and huge baby bearing hips for everyone! And for a generation that's what got made.

    He was a really weird dude
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?

    I'm level 20.

    And it is called the foundry
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    actually, i'm pretty sure ann romney doesn't give compliments

    $15 for kids under 16 and seniors
    $25 for adults and veterans because rich people don't care about your sacrifices
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?

    Winky, I don't know if you saw it but I found some good aligned Undead for you to use in your Questline.

    I missed that!

    At any rate, I thought I could get away with it if I was just like "BECAUSE SPELLPLAGUE".
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious tell me your Neverwinter questline.

    Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?

    Bitch I'm 20.

    It follows the tale of ItchyFoot the zombie gravedigger who has contracted a terrible zombie foot disease that causes extreme feelingness in the feet, which is, you know, not a pleasant feeling when coupled with rotting flesh. So he's off to see the best podiatrist in Neverwinter, Dr. Wright Von Stride, at the Baldur's Gait Foot Clinic.

    There are anti-zombie protestors, and a lich with a score to settle.

    You see, ItchyFoot gets paid in the internal organs of his clientele who no longer needed it.

    But that wizard that was loaded onto his cart a few years ago had just cast a spell before he died....

    and Liches don't appreciate when you eat their spleen.
    Ludious on
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    actually, i'm pretty sure ann romney doesn't give compliments

    I bet she gives out plenty of compliments. Just not any sincere ones.
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