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vermouth
"vermouth" is named for the german word for "wormwood"
when was the last time you heard someone bragging about hallucinating from chugging vermouth?
never
I am trying to think of a lol joke here and failing and this makes me mad
as an expert on dad-humor, that joke can be traced at least as far back as King Tut's dad.
The thing with Tim Allen is that he's funny for a certain amount of time. Like a half hour TV is just a bit under that max. A two hour movie...is a bit too much Tim Allen. Also that he has a Nick Cage level of pickiness when it comes to scripts didn't help.
ever look up to a yordle
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I've done a lot of things while drunk, but hallucinate is not one of them.
have you had the st george?
i think they use spruce in it
it's interesting but kind of hard to take
like getting shoved into a pine tree
same thing with their gin
OVERHEATING!!
That's how much I love you people.
i'm not saying i have put mdma in a pisco punch
but i'm not saying i haven't put mdma in a pisco punch
A Rose Suchik Ladder was priceless
It is The Equalizer
aquavit can be kind of hard to take
in greenland i had some dill aquavit that i loved
the other stuff i had was super-carroway flavored
kind of hard to take
one time I had a beer made from pine needles
I think it was called skullsplitter and had like a viking on it
and I drank some and I was like OH SHIT IT TASTES LIKE A TREE
and then I was sad because that's gross
Because the mobile version of GIS doesn't let you copy image links, I've decided it isn't worth the investment to post my trademark Hilariously Appropriate GIS Picture Reply Posts™ from my iPhone.
Instead I just post walls-of-text that no one including me feels like taking the time to read.
King Tut's dad is not to be trifled with
FEAR THE BELLY
I gave a tin poster of that to an ex gf.
For those of you keeping track: the one who left me for Olympic dressage training in LA.
Yeah, she made the right call.
drunk on vermouth would have to be incredibly miserable
i mean i love the stuff
but drinking enough of it to get lit would be about like catching a wrecking ball in the gut
i'm sure ann romney complimented her poster
The daughter of one of my elderly clients claims she went on a date with Eric Clapton.
Every time I go over she points out an old photo of her parents and Claptons mom.
She's a Jesus freak who I fear arguing with, so I just smile and pretend to be impressed.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I've had Aalborg and Linie.
I like Linie, but it's pretty strong with the caraway/anise flavor.
Not unless they're Backhanded.
Also she spits venom in your eyes.
That guy was into really weird art. And that is in a society that was conservative as hell when it comes to art. Suddenly, the dude who pays for it all was all: pot bellies and huge baby bearing hips for everyone! And for a generation that's what got made.
Also, are you even level 15/have used the forge yet/even lift?
I'm level 20.
stop cropping it badly
Winky, I don't know if you saw it but I found some good aligned Undead for you to use in your Questline.
He was a really weird dude
And it is called the foundry
$15 for kids under 16 and seniors
$25 for adults and veterans because rich people don't care about your sacrifices
I missed that!
At any rate, I thought I could get away with it if I was just like "BECAUSE SPELLPLAGUE".
Bitch I'm 20.
It follows the tale of ItchyFoot the zombie gravedigger who has contracted a terrible zombie foot disease that causes extreme feelingness in the feet, which is, you know, not a pleasant feeling when coupled with rotting flesh. So he's off to see the best podiatrist in Neverwinter, Dr. Wright Von Stride, at the Baldur's Gait Foot Clinic.
There are anti-zombie protestors, and a lich with a score to settle.
You see, ItchyFoot gets paid in the internal organs of his clientele who no longer needed it.
But that wizard that was loaded onto his cart a few years ago had just cast a spell before he died....
and Liches don't appreciate when you eat their spleen.
I bet she gives out plenty of compliments. Just not any sincere ones.