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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    loads of places here advertising white womens clothes with neon spatter

    it looks like a highlighter came on them
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apropos of nothing:

    chinese actresses why they so pretty
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Got carried away sniffing wine. Took a slug of it up the nose.

    I'm having a bad time. Really bad.

    For realz painful, or just upset because your nose has been abused so?
    It was a brief burn of real followed by shame
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    mother's day on facebook: finding out some people had some hot moms
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    I like GAP jeans, but everything else is like.... Whhhaaaa??
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    why you are posting a bikini pic of your mom - don't know

    but you aren't nearly the only person to do so. strange
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Got carried away sniffing wine. Took a slug of it up the nose.

    I'm having a bad time. Really bad.

    For realz painful, or just upset because your nose has been abused so?
    It was a brief burn of real followed by shame

    Now I feel better for having awesomed the original post, as I had assumed shame pain rather than real pain. Then I felt bad in case it was real pain
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the spectrum of my feelings on women's fashion: more dresses and skirts, fewer pants and jeans. more flats, fewer sneakers.

    i want my ethnic honeys dressed white as fuck. dress like you live in an affluent suburb of a major city or i feed.

    I was about to agree but then you went all racist.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    the spectrum of my feelings on women's fashion: more dresses and skirts, fewer pants and jeans. more flats, fewer sneakers.

    i want my ethnic honeys dressed white as fuck. dress like you live in an affluent suburb of a major city or i feed.

    I am like your anti-fashion.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the spectrum of my feelings on women's fashion: more dresses and skirts, fewer pants and jeans. more flats, fewer sneakers.

    i want my ethnic honeys dressed white as fuck. dress like you live in an affluent suburb of a major city or i feed.

    I was about to agree but then you went all racist.

    fashion is extremely divided by race and class where i live
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Got carried away sniffing wine. Took a slug of it up the nose.

    I'm having a bad time. Really bad.

    Wait, are you wine tasting? I have a wine tasting tip that may make it more fun.

    Well I'm drinking wine. So yes.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    There is a guy in North London who walks about with his ginger cat on his shoulders. He wrote a book too
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    mother's day on facebook: finding out some people had some hot moms

    Be sure to comment
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    these fucking exams

    i don't even know what a computer is
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the spectrum of my feelings on women's fashion: more dresses and skirts, fewer pants and jeans. more flats, fewer sneakers.

    i want my ethnic honeys dressed white as fuck. dress like you live in an affluent suburb of a major city or i feed.

    I am like your anti-fashion.

    come at me
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
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    Dude just walked in front of me with a parrot on each shoulder...

    Huh?

    one parrot = pirate

    two parrots = awesome pirate
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    There is a guy in North London who walks about with his ginger cat on his shoulders. He wrote a book too

    I bet London is full of cool characters.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I am so very, very terrible at this Injustice fighting game. 17 wins - 60 losses.

    I've never been bad at fighting games. What is going on here?
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    that gigantic hummer is so heinous
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The Lottery's winnings have been unacceptably absent from my bank account.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    There is a guy in North London who walks about with his ginger cat on his shoulders. He wrote a book too

    I bet London is full of cool characters.

    Every day is a magical journey.

    I can be offered the Watch Tower in Polish, French, Spanish and of course that other language, American, at my train station most days.

    IT IS VERY CONVENIENT

    Well, in case I get hit on the head and wake up speaking one of those languages
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Fighting games are dumb
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    The Lottery's winnings have been unacceptably absent from my bank account.

    You must have used the wrong account number. Quick, call the bank!
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Fighting games are dumb

    Them's fightin' words, Tex.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Fighting games are dumb

    Them's fightin' words, Tex.

    If I'm fighting you, I like my odds
    17-60
    Deebaser on
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Bestest birthday cake.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    that gigantic hummer is so heinous

    Everyone told you tall people are bad at oral.
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  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Got carried away sniffing wine. Took a slug of it up the nose.

    I'm having a bad time. Really bad.

    Wait, are you wine tasting? I have a wine tasting tip that may make it more fun.

    Well I'm drinking wine. So yes.

    Alright, first step stop smelling it.

    You'll wear out your olfactory nerve.

    Take a small sip (1/8 oz or 3/4 teaspoon, about the size of a sip of hot coffee) and let it sit in your mouth naturally. No swishing or chewing or funny business. It'll kind of settle by the tip of your tongue.

    Give it 15-20 seconds. There may be some tingling, but that's fine ignore it.

    Then swallow about 1/4 of what's in your mouth.

    When you exhale through your nose after swallowing that's when your now magnified sense of smell will work for you.

    After 5-6 seconds (or more if you like) swallow the next 1/4.

    Repeat till that sip is gone.

    Now smell the wine in the glass and take another tiny sip, this time swallowing normally.

    It's kind of a process, but it's really really cool how it works.
    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Balls, images aren't working.
    BobCesca on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Got carried away sniffing wine. Took a slug of it up the nose.

    I'm having a bad time. Really bad.

    Wait, are you wine tasting? I have a wine tasting tip that may make it more fun.

    Well I'm drinking wine. So yes.

    Alright, first step stop smelling it.

    You'll wear out your olfactory nerve.

    Take a small sip (1/8 oz or 3/4 teaspoon, about the size of a sip of hot coffee) and let it sit in your mouth naturally. No swishing or chewing or funny business. It'll kind of settle by the tip of your tongue.

    Give it 15-20 seconds. There may be some tingling, but that's fine ignore it.

    Then swallow about 1/4 of what's in your mouth.

    When you exhale through your nose after swallowing that's when your now magnified sense of smell will work for you.

    After 5-6 seconds (or more if you like) swallow the next 1/4.

    Repeat till that sip is gone.

    Now smell the wine in the glass and take another tiny sip, this time swallowing normally.

    It's kind of a process, but it's really really cool how it works.
    That's pretty damn effective (although I think you've been sold some bullshit on the idea of wearing out your olfactory nerve)

    Although I really enjoy swishing it around and smelling it prior to tasting. That way you get to really pick up the distinction between the smell and the taste.I suppose it works fine this way round, but you're holding wine in your mouth so can't discuss it.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    fun fact: cortisol acts together with epinephrine to create some memories apparently

    and now I'm reading about how memories works

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    Doy
    fun fact
    we know probably like 1% of the mechanism for generating memory
    like the best fucking neuroscientists avoid talking about it because it is so insanely complex and mysterious

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Ball images aren't working are not very classy.

    Fixed that for you
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    fun fact: cortisol acts together with epinephrine to create some memories apparently

    and now I'm reading about how memories works

    dumbledore_pensieve.jpg

    Doy
    fun fact
    we know probably like 1% of the mechanism for generating memory
    like the best fucking neuroscientists avoid talking about it because it is so insanely complex and mysterious

    And then the hippocampus does a thing

    And then something else happens

    And then you remember!
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
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    I love living in the future

    Hey deebs. Hows it going. Want to ride bikes and then make out





















    different buildings on the skyline and then discuss architecture








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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Ok. Lets try again.

    Awesome cakes for my nephews party
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Neuroscientists need to step up their game, yo
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    fun fact: cortisol acts together with epinephrine to create some memories apparently

    and now I'm reading about how memories works

    dumbledore_pensieve.jpg

    Doy
    fun fact
    we know probably like 1% of the mechanism for generating memory
    like the best fucking neuroscientists avoid talking about it because it is so insanely complex and mysterious

    This is kind of tangentially relate to memory: I was listening to A Thing about these experiments in mice about how minor personality differences become magnified over time through behavior caused by those relatively small differences in childhood.

    Fuckin' brains, how do they work??
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Watching Game Grumps play Sonic 2006. This game is full of questionable design decisions.
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