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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Someone call my mother for me.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    stress hives is the wierdest thing. How do they work.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Someone call my mother for me.

    boop doop doop beep boop boop boop beep boop boop

    brrriiing brrrrring

    Hi Mrs. Quid? Your son is a huge ass

    Happy Mother's Day, Love America's Enemies
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    I love the etiquette of after-dinner port.

    Only had the chance to be at that type of ultra-formal dinner a few times, but managed to get through the port section without looking like an idiot.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    My mom doesn't like Mother's Day, so I didn't do anything.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Basically in light of all the crap I have been going through at work (which also messed up my face cause I got stress breakouts which I then scratched which has left unsightliness) I decided, fuck budgeting

    i have been getting hella stress hives. shit is horrible.

    Yeah...I hung out with my sister on Friday and she was like

    What is going on with you

    You look like shit
    I have a stress condition (since grad school, WEIRD COINCIDENCE THERE RIGHT) where my skin sloughs off my face and head. It is fucking terrible. I would fund all the moneys to these diseases (they affect my face ergo very important).
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Someone call my mother for me.

    boop doop doop beep boop boop boop beep boop boop

    brrriiing brrrrring

    Hi Mrs. Quid? Your son is a huge ass

    Happy Mother's Day, Love America's Enemies

    Sweet.

    Bullet dodged.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    stress hives is the wierdest thing. How do they work.

    You get stressed

    Your body starts reacting and your skin visibly turns to shit

    you get even more stressed because you look like crap on top of everything else that is making you stressed

    your body starts marking you as a leper and you are shunned by society

    that's how
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I am thinking of pulling the trigger on a nice sunglasses purchase

    I am wracked with self-doubt
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i have no way to visit my mom today so i will sit here glumly
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    because stress is terrible for you
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have no way to visit my mom today so i will sit here glumly

    :(

    sorry boss
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I am thinking of pulling the trigger on a nice sunglasses purchase

    I am wracked with self-doubt

    Marry @Deebaser he will take care of that for you
    Organichu wrote: »
    i have no way to visit my mom today so i will sit here glumly

    :(

    *hug*

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    <3 chu
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    seriously, my one old man moment every year: unless she's mad abusive, be nice to your mom. ain't know what you got, etc
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I was having a ton of trouble with acne again, and it's happened pretty consistently since high school

    then like a month ago I started just washing my face with soap in the morning and using a Neutrogena face wash at night

    literally not one pimple since

    fuck you pimples, I could have so many fewer acne pock marks if I had known to just be slightly less disgusting 8 years ago
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    I always have a sense of panic on US Mother's Day.

    Have to constantly remind myself that I haven't forgotten anything as our Mother's Day was in March.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    thank you dear friends and sexual objects
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    seriously, my one old man moment every year: unless she's mad abusive, be nice to your mom. ain't know what you got, etc

    Eh my one teenager moment (who am I kidding, my one of many teenager moments):

    You don't know my life, MAN
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    seriously, my one old man moment every year: unless she's mad abusive, be nice to your mom. ain't know what you got, etc

    Eh my one teenager moment (who am I kidding, my one of many teenager moments):

    You don't know my life, MAN

    things i am not a part of: your system

    things i throw on the ground: it
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was having a ton of trouble with acne again, and it's happened pretty consistently since high school

    then like a month ago I started just washing my face with soap in the morning and using a Neutrogena face wash at night

    literally not one pimple since

    fuck you pimples, I could have so many fewer acne pock marks if I had known to just be slightly less disgusting 8 years ago

    hmmm

    hmmmmmmmmmm

    I will have to look into this
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i love you guys
    you give me a strength
    time to go back to writing my proposal
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    stress hives is the wierdest thing. How do they work.

    You get stressed

    Your body starts reacting and your skin visibly turns to shit

    you get even more stressed because you look like crap on top of everything else that is making you stressed

    your body starts marking you as a leper and you are shunned by society

    that's how

    well I meant a bit more like, what is actually happening.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Fuzzy I want to go to grad school but my GREs are so bad :(

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    seriously, my one old man moment every year: unless she's mad abusive, be nice to your mom. ain't know what you got, etc

    Eh my one teenager moment (who am I kidding, my one of many teenager moments):

    You don't know my life, MAN

    i guess be nice is the wrong sentiment, because it occludes a wide range of relationship dynamics.

    there is something there, though. context and the interplay of having a parental figure in society, and what it means for our subconscious and all that junk.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    And I'm back.

    One perk of having dated someone who works in skin care is that they can recommend good products for you and get them for you. I still use my ex's stuff on my skin and it really has done wonders at combating my dry skin and acne. I still get some acne, but it's been much improved.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    stress hives is the wierdest thing. How do they work.

    You get stressed

    Your body starts reacting and your skin visibly turns to shit

    you get even more stressed because you look like crap on top of everything else that is making you stressed

    your body starts marking you as a leper and you are shunned by society

    that's how

    well I meant a bit more like, what is actually happening.

    I always hear cortisol

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stress_hormone

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortisol

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover

    o i c how it is
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    I took my mom out to brunch yesterday. She is the best.

    We argue a lot because we have differing views on some things and are passionate about stuff, but ultimately we love and care about each other a lot. I am eternally grateful one of my parents turned out to be a saint and helped me a ton in getting my Aspergers in order and figure out the world.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover

    o i c how it is

    you're my least favorite daughter
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover

    o i c how it is

    you're my least favorite daughter

    :cry:
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    http://www.amazon.com/Ray-Ban-2132-710-Wayfarer-Sunglasses/dp/B005G090NW

    55 mm black frame/green polarized lens

    it's kind of super generic but I own zero sunglasses right now I don't think I should go super fancy with pair one

    this can be pair two

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover

    o i c how it is

    you're my least favorite daughter

    :cry:

    i'm sorry it's just... variable sits with me on weekday afternoons and talks to me while i watch my stories


  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    stress hives is the wierdest thing. How do they work.

    You get stressed

    Your body starts reacting and your skin visibly turns to shit

    you get even more stressed because you look like crap on top of everything else that is making you stressed

    your body starts marking you as a leper and you are shunned by society

    that's how

    well I meant a bit more like, what is actually happening.

    I always hear cortisol

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stress_hormone

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortisol

    on the surface of it it seems like cortisol should reduce inflammation of the skin

    since reducing inflammation is what it does - only thing I knew it did

    but no, biology has to be really complicated.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also get me an ipad mini with a green smart cover

    o i c how it is

    you're my least favorite daughter

    :cry:

    i'm sorry it's just... variable sits with me on weekday afternoons and talks to me while i watch my stories


    O

    I C

    HOW

    IT IS
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    You never rely upon a Sicilian for anything, unless it's money laundering or thumb cutting

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzPCcwChewM
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    you want it to be one way

    but it the other way
    y2jake215 on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    fun fact: cortisol acts together with epinephrine to create some memories apparently

    and now I'm reading about how memories works
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    If one is walking down a dark alley, is it worse to run into a perverted creeper or a creepy pervert? I say the pervert is worse because even though both are deviants, the pervert acts on his or her deviance while the creeper implies.
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