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Purse is too dark for that suit.
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NO
See the crippling depression of Detroit.
Feel the cold winds of globalization in industrial Ohio.
Eat in a Denny's in Des Moines and try to shower it all away in your hotel shower later that night.
There are some pretty bad people out there.
You are hardly even close to that group though.
Why, so you can conveniently take a trip to Sidney when he wants to visit?
Sheep
the tom ford look!
Now we've got a vacation going!
Actually this might be a rule: Get me off of this continent for a bit. :P
it's mostly about build. you're in good enough shape that you could rock one if it were cut right.
on stout dudes it just looks like a stovepipe
Since I live in a subtropical wasteland, I always advocate trips to The North.
You might instead prefer a trip to an island of fun.
Have you been the great garbage patch in the Pacific?
Mostly make fun of Australians to be honest.
But there's a ton of things to do since the landscape is quite varied.
Most tourism activities are centered around nature thingies.
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@MortNZ
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Seriously I'm wearing three sweatshirts but my hands must be exposed to type. I get why they can't turn the heat back on in May when most of the other residents are gone, but geezum. I will not survive the night.
Can
Can I have your stuff?
the good thing about wearing tom ford is all the pockets are lined with cocaine and women are pleasantly surprised when they find out you aren't trying to date rape them
If you're going to Detroit...
That's looking pretty good so far
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
This whole discussion is leading me to realize how little time I've spent near the Pacific, period! Something to consider. :P
I like nature!
But I gotta say, I do feel Europe's siren song
But it'll be winter, I'll want to be warm
Hmm.
Blankets upon blankets upon blankets, Raven!
Melbourne actually.
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I only have one blanket here!!! ONE BLANKET! And it is currently 35F out. So it's perhaps ten degrees warmer in here. Wow. That's really bad.
I just learned what Zorbing is.
Yup. Doing this. Solo in the lead so far!
tons of teenage boys gonna buy boner pills
I love him
Yeah maybe. My iPod is messed up though, you'll have to replace the screen.
15 rad gifs
one of them:
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/293609/slide_293609_2371156_free.gif?1366739672406
there are going to be so many trips to the hospital to get boners drained
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My boss used to go to the Phillipines every 6 months, he'd always bring back a lot of dick pills. Apparently they have dudes selling them in the airport.
Sold them to dudes at work who were too chicken to talk to the doctor.
Oh. Mannnn.
I guess I'll try to find a way to help you live.
Grumble.
That IS really bad.
Um ...
Do your best not to die, k?
Alt: Turn shower on full blast, full heat
Do same with oven, leave door open
Turn house into sauna
Wait like without a prescription?
Install an extension!
Awesome, dude!
#FreeScheck
#FreeSKFM
oh my god seriously. right click properties where are you.
Right click -> Inspect Element -> click on the highlighted link and you can see it below the image.