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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dude, if Abd and I hang out we are gonna get mad rutty up in the guts of all the nearby women of questionable moral standards.

    It is known.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    when i am a top-end-of-five-figures-balling and i travel some, i would probably just hit sweden or norway (prolly sweden) rather than both

    goddamned scandinavians can suck my balls, know what i'm saying?
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Seriously, she taught us about the War of Troy in a mismatch mess of a lecture with no distinction between Homer or Virgil (never mind their historical context) and no reference to archaeology whatsoever. It's a wonder my knowledge of it isn't more messed up than it is.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Dude, if Abd and I hang out we are gonna get mad rutty up in the guts of all the nearby women of questionable moral standards.

    It is known.

    i'm pretty sure if you and abd hang out and drink you're gonna fuck each other
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I never know how much my ticket in Japan is going to cost, anywhere between 1k and 2k yen, it seems, depending on what time it is, the theater, the movie, and if it is randomly one of the days where tickets cost less (or more) for men.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=Norway&country2=United+States

    the interesting thing is looking at the things that don't follow the trend.

    what the

    this says a 16oz bottle of imported beer is $4.35!?

    YOUV'E BEEN LYING TO ME ABDHYIUS

    well, for one, that website is kinda shit

    also a few nitpicks:

    1. "imported" means nothing here
    2. There aren't really any 16 ounce bottles. (which is roughly half a litre. 0,33 and 0,5 are the usual sizes - bottles and cans for the first one, cans for the latter.)
    3. A 0,5l can of any beer costs sorta that, but only at the store. A bar will be far, far more expensive.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Dude, if Abd and I hang out we are gonna get mad rutty up in the guts of all the nearby women of questionable moral standards.

    It is known.

    i'm pretty sure if you and abd hang out and drink you're gonna fuck each other

    Look, what happens in the orgy pit stays in the orgy pit.
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    when i am a top-end-of-five-figures-balling and i travel some, i would probably just hit sweden or norway (prolly sweden) rather than both

    goddamned scandinavians can suck my balls, know what i'm saying?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xvUkHqEDX4
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    abd how much is a new triple a videogame on release day

    600, usually

    which is a hundred bucks right now

    they are 60 bucks in amerikkuh

    so for like, a teenager with a shit job in high school, making 3x as much as an american kid working fast food, and games only costing 1.667x as much...

    p sweet deal

    high schoolers earn a little less

    when I worked I was done with high school and over 18

    both of which entitle you to a bit higher pay

    hmmm

    interesting

    age and a diploma matter here in some industries

    but if you got a job serving popcorn at a theater or selling hot dogs at a gas station, you'd begin at the same wage regardless of where you are in life

    it's a tariff thing. Which I'm not sure translates like that. But whatever.

    The closest thing we have to a minimum wage are the tariffs the unions work out. Everyone generally follows them more or less.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Norway is probably at the top of my list of places to see in Europe.

    Mostly for Abd if I am being honest.

    :winky: :winky: :winky: :winky: :winky:
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I finally got around to seeing Wreck it Ralph the other night.

    What an utterly adorable and endearing movie!
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    For the record, first person who says "may the fourth be with you" is going to get punched right in their stupid gob.
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I finally got around to seeing Wreck it Ralph the other night.

    What an utterly adorable and endearing movie!

    My favorite part was the villains' support group.
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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    I'd buy the shit out of a properly done Sugar Rush game.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I like that my bottle of Kentucky bourbon said "Imported"

    wow, and here I thought Kentucky was just by Oslo.

    like, no shit, dude.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    I'd buy the shit out of a properly done Sugar Rush game.

    I mean, to be fair, it is basically Mario Kart.

    Mario Kart 7 is pretty dang rad, btw.
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Given that Ultima VIII seems to kind of suck so far, I think I will try finally getting through Ultima VII: The Serpent Isle.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I did not go out drinking yesterday.

    I will not be drinking today because I will be busy being a bouncer.

    also I won't get laid either since I need to be here again at noon for a dugnad.


    best weekend.
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    I love that I can type "evolution of word bellum" in Google and actually get a correct answer in the first hit. This is the best age to live in.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Tomorrow is may 5th, and I should be able to swing someone else into driving...

    Which means I should be able to get drunk, watch Japanese people dress up in period clothes and fire muskets, get on a bullet train and then sleep the sleep of the drunk aboard a plane.
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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    I'd buy the shit out of a properly done Sugar Rush game.

    I mean, to be fair, it is basically Mario Kart.

    Mario Kart 7 is pretty dang rad, btw.

    well yeah, but dat aesthetic

    oh, and forever curses on rare and microsoft that i'll never play a new diddy kong racing game while i'm here
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Seriously, the screen is fucking tiny in Ultima VIII.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Tomorrow is may 5th, and I should be able to swing someone else into driving...

    Which means I should be able to get drunk, watch Japanese people dress up in period clothes and fire muskets, get on a bullet train and then sleep the sleep of the drunk aboard a plane.

    Find a Japanese bar celebrating Cinco de mayo. Take pictures.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    I love that I can type "evolution of word bellum" in Google and actually get a correct answer in the first hit. This is the best age to live in.

    Seriously, it is insane the kind of technology we have and how it is so normal that we don't even think about it.

    Like, I was playing a digital version of a card game on my pocket sized smart phone against my friend in America from Japan while on a train going 300 km/h and found myself slightly annoyed that I lost connection while going through a particularly long tunnel, and then promptly realized how absurd and amazing it was that I could be annoyed by that.
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  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Seriously, the screen is fucking tiny in Ultima VIII.

    Its an old game.

    Ultima 7 suffers from the same problems.

    I liked 8, though it is a tonal shift from the series as a whole, and is a rather dark game.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Tomorrow is may 5th, and I should be able to swing someone else into driving...

    Which means I should be able to get drunk, watch Japanese people dress up in period clothes and fire muskets, get on a bullet train and then sleep the sleep of the drunk aboard a plane.

    Find a Japanese bar celebrating Cinco de mayo. Take pictures.

    Well, we may have some time to kill between getting into Tokyo and getting on our plane so, I will try!
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Sombreros.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    ,,, Though I will probably just get roped into doing more purikura *sigh*
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Seriously, the screen is fucking tiny in Ultima VIII.

    Its an old game.

    Ultima 7 suffers from the same problems.

    I liked 8, though it is a tonal shift from the series as a whole, and is a rather dark game.

    Ultima VII has ways to make the screen bigger.

    Also, there has been shitty loot so far from robbing people's houses.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    for lack of cereal I did not have breakfast.

    well that and the fact that I slept in.


    because the unavailability of food prepared by mixing two ingredients and eating devastated me so I couldn't be arsed to make lunch either.


    I think I'll go buy a frozen pizza or something. Fuck it.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Apparently ATMs in Japan get vacation hours too.

    Sometimes this country.... I swear.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    July is going to be Norway for me. Bergen and maybe lilyhammer
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    As much as I hate Dennis Dyack, I am going to give him all my money for his Eternal Darkness 2 crowdfunding thing on monday.

    I know that it is pretty goddamn risky and I don't give a fuuuuck

    Eternal. Darkness. 2. Wii U. Gamepad. Sanity. Effects. Period.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Anti drowning tape?
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    London in the summer is great. Beer and musical festivals every weekend of you want it.

    At a festival now with London's craft scene and bluegrass music. Fantastic
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Oooh, this Napoleonic boardgame looks neat... *reads reads reads*

    ...

    Playing Time
    6000 minutes

    ...

    ...

    ...

    wut
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    As much as I hate Dennis Dyack, I am going to give him all my money for his Eternal Darkness 2 crowdfunding thing on monday.

    I know that it is pretty goddamn risky and I don't give a fuuuuck

    Eternal. Darkness. 2. Wii U. Gamepad. Sanity. Effects. Period.

    wait why do you hate Dyack?
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