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world record [chat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKQwfIe5YQ

YOU CAN DO IT MAN

I accidentally posted this in the forum issues forum somehow from my phone? A forum I never visit?

That was super weird.

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Seriously, page 99-100 is no time to take a pee break.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    That world record looks ill advised.

    Speaking of, a movie was made by manipulating atoms. Smallest Movie world record.

    I'd link it but I'm on my phone and can't be arsed.
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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    That world record looks ill advised.

    Speaking of, a movie was made by manipulating atoms. Smallest Movie world record.

    I'd link it but I'm on my phone and can't be arsed. isn't measured in angstroms.

    :rotate:
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Haven't posted drunk in a while... I took 5 pints (Canadian) while watchin the hockey game and I just bought a 15 packs of Kokanee.
    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    @evil multifarious

    HP is fine, and refinements such as fatigue points, morale points, body points, etc are all good.

    Your problem is mostly with videogame animations or PnP descriptions: Someone gets shot in the head, or punched into the sun, and doesn't die, just takes X HP damage. That's rubbish, I agree.

    HP are abstract - in my D&D game, a fight involves maybe two hits, the first when they're bloodied, the second when they're killed. The rest is all glancing blows, and smashing your shield, or even a near-miss that makes the character feel their luck is running out.

    There are tons of HP variants, sure. But by HP I mean 'damage that is abstract and doesn't reduce effectiveness'.

    If damage does reduce your effectiveness, first strike matters too much, just like in real life. It's not fun. It doesn't guarantee a win, but it increases the importance of first strike dramatically. White Wolf RPGs have that flaw, as great as they are. And it is fun to have a game about getting the first strike - I loved Bushido Blade too.

    But HP work really well, so long as everyone understands they are abstract.

    When you talk about systems without HP, what do you mean? Maybe I would think of those as HP variants.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.

    That was on broadcast TV the other day. Lovin' the coked out Van Damme.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    the 'fuck' getting cut off is perfect
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.

    That was on broadcast TV the other day. Lovin' the coked out Van Damme.

    Haha that makes me think of an exchange I had at the pub

    Waiter : Is your name Jean or Jacques? I forgot
    Me : It's Jean
    Waiter : Like Jean Claude Van Damme! I shall call you Van Damme from now on
    Me : *laugh* If you wish!

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    evilbob wrote: »
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.

    That was on broadcast TV the other day. Lovin' the coked out Van Damme.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6k44k7qG1ralggio1_500.gif
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I am tired
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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Jean wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.

    That was on broadcast TV the other day. Lovin' the coked out Van Damme.

    Haha that makes me think of an exchange I had at the pub

    Waiter : Is your name Jean or Jacques? I forgot
    Me : It's Jean
    Waiter : Like Jean Claude Van Damme! I shall call you Van Damme from now on
    Me : *laugh* If you wish!

    Should have been more like,
    Waiter : Like Jean Claude Van Damme! I shall call you Van Damme from now on
    Me : *round-house kick waiter; do splits* That's MR. Van Damme to you.
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  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Eegh.....I step outside my apartment building after 10P.M. and I hear random screams and people yelling at each other. I think I will just stay inside now. :(
    Neco on
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Eegh.....I step outside my apartment building after 10P.M. and I hear random screams and people yelling at each other. I think I will just stay inside now. :(

    It's friday. they're drunk. it's a thing.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Also, don't go out there.

    They're drunk.
  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Good point. I live close enough to a dive bar though that occasionally the drunkenness spills over into actual assaults. It's a nice part of town in general, but then sometimes scary drunks start popping out...

    And yeah, I just read a story a few months ago of someone from said dive bar assaulting random people. It is just usually later at night. But eh, I am in now. My evil cat will now be on guard duty.
    Neco on
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Confession: I like the Enterprise theme song
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    It's nice and quiet in college town land.

    I blame the rain and finals next week.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    Eegh.....I step outside my apartment building after 10P.M. and I hear random screams and people yelling at each other. I think I will just stay inside now. :(

    where do you live?
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I would have made a timecop [chat] and it would have been amazing.

    That was on broadcast TV the other day. Lovin' the coked out Van Damme.

    Haha that makes me think of an exchange I had at the pub

    Waiter : Is your name Jean or Jacques? I forgot
    Me : It's Jean
    Waiter : Like Jean Claude Van Damme! I shall call you Van Damme from now on
    Me : *laugh* If you wish!

    Should have been more like,
    Waiter : Like Jean Claude Van Damme! I shall call you Van Damme from now on
    Me : *round-house kick waiter; do splits* That's MR. Van Damme to you.

    :lol: I'm not cocky enough to pull that off, sadly ;)
    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    wandering wrote: »
    Confession: I like the Enterprise theme song

    it has kind of grown on me while the show has not
  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Yuppie West Seattle. Generally nice, but one creepy bar a block away. Very nice and peaceful neighborhood outside of late night weekends, but then there are Fridays...

    And just to be clear, I've lived in FAR shadier areas than this, but damnit, I wanna complain!!!:P
    Neco on
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    go grizz

    go grizz

    go

    go

    go grizz
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    So, sports bras.

    I think they have some demonic power because such a small thing should not be so goddamned impossible to manage/get on/get off. Also wearing them feels like being in power armor for some reason, what with the really strange sort of restricted movement but not really.

    If you thought this post had too much information, be glad I am not Cass.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    It's nice and quiet in college town land.

    I blame the rain and finals next week.

    My university had a time every night during finals week where people would scream for about three minutes.

    It was something, after a day of near desertion when everyone was studying.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Neco wrote: »
    Yuppie West Seattle. Generally nice, but one creepy bar a block away. Very nice and peaceful neighborhood outside of late night weekends, but then there are Fridays...

    And just to be clear, I've lived in FAR shadier areas than this, but damnit, I wanna complain!!!:P

    i don't know seattle neighborhoods at all. it's like 10 pm on a friday night where you live. shouldn't you be out or something?
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    oh hey i remember when I posted this video last night.
    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Okay so this guy was singing via makeshift karaoke or something at Crif Dogs tonight


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  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    Yes, I SHOULD be out actually. I did my partying earlier this week though at concerts and such. Tonight is my lazy night. Tomorrow I go back to being social again.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So, sports bras.

    I think they have some demonic power because such a small thing should not be so goddamned impossible to manage/get on/get off. Also wearing them feels like being in power armor for some reason, what with the really strange sort of restricted movement but not really.

    If you thought this post had too much information, be glad I am not Cass.

    So what your saying is a sports bra is your Black Carapace?
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Yuppie West Seattle. Generally nice, but one creepy bar a block away. Very nice and peaceful neighborhood outside of late night weekends, but then there are Fridays...

    And just to be clear, I've lived in FAR shadier areas than this, but damnit, I wanna complain!!!:P

    That's how it is in big towns. You're one block away from the shadiest of shady bars but you're 3 also blocks away from AWESOME bars.

    I've learnt the hard way to avoid the ''pub'' closest to my place.

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    He did everything from Kung Fu Fighting to Mr Bright Eyes
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Brought my SNES to work because there is fuck all to do here today and I am the only one here. Getting paid by U.S. tax dollars to play Plok! aww yeaaaahhhhhhhh.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Brought my SNES to work because there is fuck all to do here today and I am the only one here. Getting paid by U.S. tax dollars to play Plok! aww yeaaaahhhhhhhh.

    Lovin' the fact that you have an SNES.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Brought my SNES to work because there is fuck all to do here today and I am the only one here. Getting paid by U.S. tax dollars to play Plok! aww yeaaaahhhhhhhh.

    Plok! is such an underrated game
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    So, sports bras.

    I think they have some demonic power because such a small thing should not be so goddamned impossible to manage/get on/get off. Also wearing them feels like being in power armor for some reason, what with the really strange sort of restricted movement but not really.

    If you thought this post had too much information, be glad I am not Cass.

    So what your saying is a sports bra is your Black Carapace?

    Except I can take it off, thankfully :P

    But god it's so weird wearing something so restrictive under a bunch of loose clothing.

    Oh well. It's certainly interesting!
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    hey @jacobkosh when you're avail we can neverwinter a bit
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Also this is a tight track from Tekken Tag 2

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1XRs2y0Uo
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