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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Punch your Aunt in the face.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Maaaaan I really want to play this boardgame but I doubt I will ever be able to find someone nerdy enough to play it with.

    Le sigh.
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Maaaaan I really want to play this boardgame but I doubt I will ever be able to find someone nerdy enough to play it with.

    Le sigh.

    What game?
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Maaaaan I really want to play this boardgame but I doubt I will ever be able to find someone nerdy enough to play it with.

    Le sigh.

    What game?

    Napoleon's Triumph. It's a 3 hour boardgame recreating the battle of Austerlitz with really neat deterministic combat.

    He's a 7 minute video explaining basic movement options!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Sn7DDVVbH3w
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Gonna play me some Warmachine soon!

    Khador battlegroup vs Cryx battlegroup.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I literally might fall asleep playing that.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Gonna play me some Warmachine soon!

    Khador battlegroup vs Cryx battlegroup.

    Uh, are you Khador? Because uh.... you are pretty F'ed unless you gun for one specific thing. I will let you discover it on your own though, because you are a smart cookie!

    Just know that the starter battlegroups aren't really balanced at all, and the Cryx start is generally regarded as the strongest/easiest. So don't get discouraged!

    *fellow khador player fist bump*

    Alternatively, if you are the Cryx player:

    DIE SCUM
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I literally might fall asleep playing that.

    I have this point so much internalized that what interests me falls outside of what interests most people that I don't even try to like, convince people that they should think what I think is neat.

    I just look at games and sigh wistfully that I will never get to play them.
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Gonna play me some Warmachine soon!

    Khador battlegroup vs Cryx battlegroup.

    Uh, are you Khador? Because uh.... you are pretty F'ed unless you gun for one specific thing. I will let you discover it on your own though, because you are a smart cookie!

    Just know that the starter battlegroups aren't really balanced at all, and the Cryx start is generally regarded as the strongest/easiest. So don't get discouraged!

    *fellow khador player fist bump*

    Alternatively, if you are the Cryx player:

    DIE SCUM

    Yeah, I've roped a buddy into Warmachine, we're just using the squick start rules for now.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Gonna play me some Warmachine soon!

    Khador battlegroup vs Cryx battlegroup.

    Uh, are you Khador? Because uh.... you are pretty F'ed unless you gun for one specific thing. I will let you discover it on your own though, because you are a smart cookie!

    Just know that the starter battlegroups aren't really balanced at all, and the Cryx start is generally regarded as the strongest/easiest. So don't get discouraged!

    *fellow khador player fist bump*

    Alternatively, if you are the Cryx player:

    DIE SCUM

    Yeah, I've roped a buddy into Warmachine, we're just using the squick start rules for now.

    It's a neat game, just go in knowing that there isn't really a strong correlation between the fluff and the actual game mechanics, so, when you decide what faction you want to go with eventually (I remember you saying you were proxying your stuff in a different thread) to try to do research online about how they play and not just look at the books.

    For example Khador is generally touted as a faction with awesome jacks in the books, and talks of like, marching an iron wall of jacks across the battlefield.

    But in actuality the vast majority of Khador warcasters have a hard time running more than a single jack and the true workhorses of the khador army is its infantry.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    What is a dumb cookie? Stupid plain old chocolate chip?
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    I hate Khador

    I mean, the models are cool, but their playable is effing boring

    A friend bought into Khador and I told his this

    Now he is waiting for Convergence to come out
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Yeah, I'm getting me some cogs when they're out.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Yeaaaaahhh I kind of regret going Khador (I got my original set of models back in Mk1 though!) and if I get back into the game I am not sure if I either want to go for a crazier off the wall Khador list (Man of War spam list, or a Karchev tier list, or a Zerkhov tier list) or go for a different faction.

    The disparity between the fluff and the game is pretty frustrating for new players.

    Like all the talk about how behind Menoth is at warjacks and then they are the best faction at running lots of warjacks. It is like... wut?
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  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    I am going to paint some models

    Work on my megadungeon

    Tweak this creature I will be using as the focus in my next shot at GMing

    Return/buy some clothing

    Board games
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Got most of the paint off my old metal warjacks, but I think I'll have to dunk them in acetone to get them fully cleaned.
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeaaaaahhh I kind of regret going Khador (I got my original set of models back in Mk1 though!) and if I get back into the game I am not sure if I either want to go for a crazier off the wall Khador list (Man of War spam list, or a Karchev tier list, or a Zerkhov tier list) or go for a different faction.

    The disparity between the fluff and the game is pretty frustrating for new players.

    Like all the talk about how behind Menoth is at warjacks and then they are the best faction at running lots of warjacks. It is like... wut?

    I don't read the fluff. At all.

    I just look at the models and buy the ones I look at two or more times.

    My Legion of Everblight (which are pink!) are pretty rad.
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    What is a dumb cookie? Stupid plain old chocolate chip?

    Chocolate chip is a classic cookie.

    Pretzels dipped in yogurt is a fake cookie.

    The chocolate digestive is the platonic ideal of a cookie.
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    What is a dumb cookie? Stupid plain old chocolate chip?

    Chocolate chip is a classic cookie.

    Pretzels dipped in yogurt is a fake cookie.

    The chocolate digestive is the platonic ideal of a cookie.

    Chocolate digestive is not a cookie. It's a biscuit.
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    My old metal Sorscha that I got halfway done. I like that scheme though, so I think I'll finish it up instead of stripping the paint.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    those are cute dolls
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I kind of miss miniature wargames. They fill a need somewhere between boardgames and RPGs.

    Necromunda was super fun.
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I just started watching Strip Search. It's good.
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I'm stealing this color scheme for my Khador.

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  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
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    My striders!
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Necromunda was super fun.

    GW is cleaning house and shutting down all specialist games - they're getting rid of all old metal models, and I doubt we'll ever see a new run of the old Necromunda/Mordheim stuff.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I have been kind of poking around Infinity for a bit but... I dunno if I can get into the look of the models.
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  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Necromunda was super fun.

    GW is cleaning house and shutting down all specialist games - they're getting rid of all old metal models, and I doubt we'll ever see a new run of the old Necromunda/Mordheim stuff.

    Eh, I bet we will see either a limited boxed game or an iOS thing.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    holy shit people love buffy

    someone posted a factoid about a buffy episode and the top comments are just sloppy, spit-everywhere, totally messy blowjobs for the show and MOST MOVING THING ON TELEVISION and BEST PIECE OF TELEVISED MEDIA EVER and SO FUCKING WELL DONE AND CLASSY

    chat seems quite divided on buffy

    though even the people who like whedon stuff seem to also hate it and go "lol whedon" from time to time

    so what is a guy to think, you know?

    *watches porn*
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I have been kind of poking around Infinity for a bit but... I dunno if I can get into the look of the models.

    Infinity looks super cool! Combined Army FTW!
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I have a problem with most "dynamic" model poses. More often than not it looks like they're raising their leg like a dog to take a piss rather than sprinting.

    I think 40k Spehs Mareens are especially bad at it.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Necromunda was super fun.

    GW is cleaning house and shutting down all specialist games - they're getting rid of all old metal models, and I doubt we'll ever see a new run of the old Necromunda/Mordheim stuff.
    :(

    I have the hardbound rulebook which includes the expansion. I also have a few issues of the Necromunda magazine that had the Ash Waste nomad rules and the like in.

    Ash Waste Nomads were pretty much just worse in every way compared to the standard gangs. But I had a set. So I played those fuckers.


  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    holy shit people love buffy

    someone posted a factoid about a buffy episode and the top comments are just sloppy, spit-everywhere, totally messy blowjobs for the show and MOST MOVING THING ON TELEVISION and BEST PIECE OF TELEVISED MEDIA EVER and SO FUCKING WELL DONE AND CLASSY

    chat seems quite divided on buffy

    though even the people who like whedon stuff seem to also hate it and go "lol whedon" from time to time

    so what is a guy to think, you know?

    *watches porn*

    I'm not a Whedon fan. I do not like Buffy. My opinion is right.
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Though to be fair, I think that era of GW models is really bad and I have no nostalgic attachment to them, so if I play Necromunda I'd use minis from some other company instead.

    The Necromunda rules won't go away, there's a small but active community maintaining them.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Buffy is really uneven, but I'd say that it averages out to being something really quite fun.

    That first series though is like pulling teeth. I fully understand people not vaulting over that hurdle.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Buffy sucks.
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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Angel had the same problem really. It took a full series to get going.
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Also I have no terrain at all at my place so we'll just clutter my table up with random junk.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Also I have no terrain at all at my place so we'll just clutter my table up with random junk.

    I think having interesting 3D terrain out of the box was one of the reasons that Necromunda was such fun.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Marvel Heroes is doing their open beat this weekend. Gonna give that a try once I'm done with some chores.
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