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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Stealing is wrong.

    What about stealing bread for your family?

    And what if your family doesn't like bread, but prefers cigarettes?

    Stealing bread for your family is still wrong. Your own problems don't justify stealing someone else's property. Sometimes, we just choose to do what is wrong for others because it benefits us.

    this is a funky definition of 'wrong'
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Saliva is weird.

    why is spitting more gross than kissing

    why does it go from awesome to gross when the saliva has to travel a bit before you're tasting it?

    this is a thing to contemplate.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Has anyone played Eador: Masters of the Broken World yet?

    Because I can't stop.

    It's like Civilization with turn-based tactics combat.

    Oh my god.

    first google result
    Eador: Masters of the Broken World reviewed – an impressive strategy game as deep as it is buggy

    hrm
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Saliva is weird.

    why is spitting more gross than kissing

    why does it go from awesome to gross when the saliva has to travel a bit before you're tasting it?

    this is a thing to contemplate.

    Because it's cold.
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Saliva is weird.

    why is spitting more gross than kissing

    why does it go from awesome to gross when the saliva has to travel a bit before you're tasting it?

    this is a thing to contemplate.

    Because spit is not the awesome part of kissing.
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Saliva is weird.

    why is spitting more gross than kissing

    why does it go from awesome to gross when the saliva has to travel a bit before you're tasting it?

    this is a thing to contemplate.

    Spitting is a gesture implying disgust and is used pretty much only if you want to look gross or, y'know, need to spit out something.

    Saliva during kissing is mouth lube.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    Saliva is weird.

    why is spitting more gross than kissing

    why does it go from awesome to gross when the saliva has to travel a bit before you're tasting it?

    this is a thing to contemplate.

    Because spit is not the awesome part of kissing.

    My favorite part of kissing is when it turns into oral sex.
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Kissing is wonderful because it means you are with someone who wants to kiss you.
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Stealing is wrong.

    What about stealing bread for your family?

    And what if your family doesn't like bread, but prefers cigarettes?

    Stealing bread for your family is still wrong. Your own problems don't justify stealing someone else's property. Sometimes, we just choose to do what is wrong for others because it benefits us.

    Bah. A society that makes me watch my child stave is not holding up its own end of the contract.
    RedX is taking a stab a moving out west, and will be near San Francisco from May 14 till June 29.
    Click here for a horrible H/A thread with details.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Kissing is wonderful because it means you are with someone who wants to kiss you.

    Not necessarily.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Has anyone played Eador: Masters of the Broken World yet?

    Because I can't stop.

    It's like Civilization with turn-based tactics combat.

    Oh my god.

    first google result
    Eador: Masters of the Broken World reviewed – an impressive strategy game as deep as it is buggy

    hrm

    Yeah, there are some bugs. I haven't come across any that actually affect gameplay, yet.

    Except that you can't skip the tutorial, but you can work around that by saving a game after completing it to start from later.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Whenever I go riding and end up breathing heavily I always end up with a really thick gobbet of saliva collecting in my mouth.

    I attribute this to gradual concentration as the water content evaporates and more saliva being constantly excreted to compensate.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Kissing is wonderful because it means you are with someone who wants to kiss you.

    Not necessarily.

    Sometimes you're like, "Agh, god, MOM I'M 32 YEARS OLD NOW."
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Stealing is wrong.

    What about stealing bread for your family?

    And what if your family doesn't like bread, but prefers cigarettes?

    Stealing bread for your family is still wrong. Your own problems don't justify stealing someone else's property. Sometimes, we just choose to do what is wrong for others because it benefits us.

    Bah. A society that makes me watch my child stave is not holding up its own end of the contract.

    Too bad. That'll be 19 years in the galleys, prisoner 24601.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    poutine
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    Doritos Locos Tacos.
    RedX is taking a stab a moving out west, and will be near San Francisco from May 14 till June 29.
    Click here for a horrible H/A thread with details.
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Stealing is wrong.

    What about stealing bread for your family?

    And what if your family doesn't like bread, but prefers cigarettes?

    Stealing bread for your family is still wrong. Your own problems don't justify stealing someone else's property. Sometimes, we just choose to do what is wrong for others because it benefits us.

    Bah. A society that makes me watch my child stave is not holding up its own end of the contract.

    Too bad. That'll be 19 years in the galleys, prisoner 2,019,234.
    Move to New Zealand
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    poutine

    A) I don't like poutine
    B) If i liked it, i stopped eating fried foods last year.
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    You Wouldn't Look At A Movie With Google Glass
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    I wish I weren't the type of person who thinks poutine is basically the highest achievement in human gastronomy because I would be less fat.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    And yes, I was aware that was a Simpsons reference.

    I have rejected your joke, and substituted my own.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Anyway, the answer is dumplings.

    Taa.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    that girl i've been hearing my racist uncle fuck all day?

    they just came up to shower

    she's black

    this is magnificent

    He's been seduced by her black magic ways
    Mim on
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    And yes, I was aware that was a Simpsons reference.

    I have rejected your joke, and substituted my own.

    ...
    .........
    ...you just made me sad.
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Heh, the winning team of Stage 2 of the Giro d'Italia (which was a team time trial) planned their strategy for the stage with the intention that if they won, the race leader's jersey would be awarded to their time trial specialist, who is a National Champion in the discipline.

    Instead, things didn't go according to plan and though they won the stage, the results are such that leader's jersey has gone to their youngest rookie, who is from the same country as the aforementioned National Champion.

    Must have been awkward in the team bus this evening.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    You Wouldn't Look At A Movie With Google Glass

    Super resolution algorithms + crowdsourced google glass footage = better than 1080p quality movie rips while the film is still in theaters.
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    And yes, I was aware that was a Simpsons reference.

    I have rejected your joke, and substituted my own.

    ...
    .........
    ...you just made me sad.

    My 'joke' was actually not-so-subtle political commentary on US Justice system.

    Fuck the police!
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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Ho hum diddly dum
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    And yes, I was aware that was a Simpsons reference.

    I have rejected your joke, and substituted my own.

    ...
    .........
    ...you just made me sad.

    My 'joke' was actually not-so-subtle political commentary on US Justice system.

    Fuck the police!

    Yes, I know. But you also thought a Les Mis reference was a Simpson's quote...
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    And yes, I was aware that was a Simpsons reference.

    I have rejected your joke, and substituted my own.

    ...
    .........
    ...you just made me sad.

    My 'joke' was actually not-so-subtle political commentary on US Justice system.

    Fuck the police!

    Yes, I know. But you also thought a Les Mis reference was a Simpson's quote...

    Simpsons did it first.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    that girl i've been hearing my racist uncle fuck all day?

    they just came up to shower

    she's black

    this is magnificent

    He's been seduced by her black magic ways

    he's said previously that the only thing a latina is good for is being on her back

    i guess he allows the same exemption for black ladies
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    that girl i've been hearing my racist uncle fuck all day?

    they just came up to shower

    she's black

    this is magnificent

    He's been seduced by her black magic ways

    he's said previously that the only thing a latina is good for is being on her back

    i guess he allows the same exemption for black ladies

    So...he only thinks that white girls are good on top?
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    that girl i've been hearing my racist uncle fuck all day?

    they just came up to shower

    she's black

    this is magnificent

    He's been seduced by her black magic ways

    he's said previously that the only thing a latina is good for is being on her back

    i guess he allows the same exemption for black ladies

    I see.

    I am moderately angry at this, but whatever.
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    that girl i've been hearing my racist uncle fuck all day?

    they just came up to shower

    she's black

    this is magnificent

    He's been seduced by her black magic ways

    he's said previously that the only thing a latina is good for is being on her back

    i guess he allows the same exemption for black ladies

    I swear I've seen this movie.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    Dihydrogen Monoxide.

    Silly Cinders...

    you don't eat that ,you drink water.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Guess what i eat for dinner and win a prize!

    Dihydrogen Monoxide.

    Silly Cinders...

    you don't eat that ,you drink water.

    I eat that all the time.
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