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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    lemongrab is civilization
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Elldren wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    or just eat a pound of inari sushi

    fuck yes this man knows

    My friend here is like really into sushi, and also has wayyy too much disposable income

    so everytime we go out for sushi he orders like...$70 dollars worth for himself that he never ends up eating

    Which is good for two reasons

    One I get lots of free sushi, and two (more importantly) our table orders so much we all get extra free stuff

    So very often I get like five or six inari sushi for the price of two
    Arch on
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    i need to lose my belly

    but

    eatin helfy after half a year of not doing it is hard

    yeah, I'm noticing. I could like, order a gyro pizza right now and have tasty dinners from it.

    Or I could not, and go to bed in an hour and wake up and eat yogurt and granola...

    I know I should do the latter, but fucking hell, Gyro pizza is delicious.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    man syndalis at first I thought you meant you wanted to consume 1k a day
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    shaz we need to figure out how to be workout budz
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Whats going on folks, how is all the sportball/puck going tonight?

    No sports were played today. I don't wanna talk about it. Darkest timeline, etc.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    or just eat a pound of inari sushi

    fuck yes this man knows

    My friend here is like really into sushi, and also has wayyy too much disposable income

    so everytime we go out for sushi he orders like...$70 dollars worth for himself that he never ends up eating

    Which is good for two reasons

    One I get lots of free sushi, and two (more importantly) our table orders so much we all get free stuff

    So very often I get like five or six inari sushi for the price of two

    AND YOU DIDN'T GO WITH HIM!

    What

    what

    I am having trouble processing this it is so crazy.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    but im starting

    with this beef stew

    You should get some froyo
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    i just got a personal text from a promoter about going to a techno legend's show (not trying to pack the place, it's already sold out. they just want to make sure i'll be there and meet everyone)

    big techno dude wants to do a live show with me

    i'm almost marginally important

    "hello, yes

    hi yes i called earlier about the limo

    yes i was wondering what your hot tub options were"

    That's cool.

    I'm glad that this is working out for you.

    I look forward to rolling my eyes at some young punk listening you your music on the train, mouthing "kids these days, no respect"
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    man syndalis at first I thought you meant you wanted to consume 1k a day

    Nope - I consumed 1800 today. But I also did a shitload of exercise, and my BMR is somewhere in the 3k/day area.
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Do we still say punk?

    Is punk still a word we can use in that context?
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also because I looked it up have a possibly-NSFW-due-to-penis-MRI paper involving aforementioned sex and MRI methodology.

    Hmm, this could be tough to beat.

    Simon, how do you feel about changing your topic to testing sex in space?
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    or just eat a pound of inari sushi

    fuck yes this man knows

    My friend here is like really into sushi, and also has wayyy too much disposable income

    so everytime we go out for sushi he orders like...$70 dollars worth for himself that he never ends up eating

    Which is good for two reasons

    One I get lots of free sushi, and two (more importantly) our table orders so much we all get free stuff

    So very often I get like five or six inari sushi for the price of two

    AND YOU DIDN'T GO WITH HIM!

    What

    what

    I am having trouble processing this it is so crazy.

    Oh! WAIT

    no, different friend wanted to go

    If it was him i would have been like "SURE YES OKAY THIS IS DOG"
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    but im starting

    with this beef stew

    You should get some froyo

    I always want froyo. My banana massacre is no substitute.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    I finalized my final finally.
    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Whats going on folks, how is all the sportball/puck going tonight?

    No sports were played today. I don't wanna talk about it. Darkest timeline, etc.

    I assume the leafs blew it again

    SURPRISE!
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    omg BMO and Football omg this
    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also because I looked it up have a possibly-NSFW-due-to-penis-MRI paper involving aforementioned sex and MRI methodology.

    Hmm, this could be tough to beat.

    Simon, how do you feel about changing your topic to testing sex in space?

    Any proposal involving me and sex would get laughed out the door
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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    I guess I need to get some chores done today and then eat some food instead of just posting about how now I really want sushi damnit
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    omg BMO and Football omg this

    YEAH BRO

    BMO
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus.

    Best non-acknowledgement.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    At what point can I just give up and assume nothing will happen and my anxiety can fuck off?
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    speaking of lemongrab

    UH OH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eOw6W7Vxc
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The electronic I Ching calculator was badly made. It had probably been manufactured in whichever of the South-East Asian countries was busy tooling up to do to South Korea what South Korea was busy doing to Japan. Glue technology had obviously not progressed in that country to the point where things could be successfully held together with it. Already the back had half fallen off and needed to be stuck back on with Sellotape.'

    'It was much like an ordinary pocket calculator, except that the LCD screen was a little larger than usual, in order to accommodate the abridged judgments of King Wen on each of the sixty-four hexagrams, and also the commentaries of his son, the Duke of Chou, on each of the lines of the hexagram. These were unusual texts to see marching across the display of a pocket calculator, particularly as they had been translated from the Chinese via the Japanese and seemed to have enjoyed many adventures on the way.'

    'The device also functioned as an ordinary calculator, but only to a limited degree. It could handle any calculation which returned an answer of anything up to "4".'

    '"1 + 1" it could manage ("2"), and "1 + 2" ("3") and "2 + 2" ("4") or "tan 74" ("3.4874145"), but anything above "4" it represented merely as "A Suffusion of Yellow". Dirk was not certain if this was a programming error or an insight beyond his ability to fathom, but he was crazy about it anyway, enough to hand over £20 of ready cash for the thing.'
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Also because I looked it up have a possibly-NSFW-due-to-penis-MRI paper involving aforementioned sex and MRI methodology.

    Hmm, this could be tough to beat.

    Simon, how do you feel about changing your topic to testing sex in space?

    I have a collection of exotic articles I'm trying to bookmark for random reference.
    Shivahn on
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    School tomorrow; my new schedule means I only need to be in for 6 hours Tues and Weds and 3 hours in the afternoon on Thurs, and long weekends the rest of the time.

    Here's hoping these next few classes go well.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    or just eat a pound of inari sushi

    fuck yes this man knows

    My friend here is like really into sushi, and also has wayyy too much disposable income

    so everytime we go out for sushi he orders like...$70 dollars worth for himself that he never ends up eating

    Which is good for two reasons

    One I get lots of free sushi, and two (more importantly) our table orders so much we all get free stuff

    So very often I get like five or six inari sushi for the price of two

    AND YOU DIDN'T GO WITH HIM!

    What

    what

    I am having trouble processing this it is so crazy.

    Oh! WAIT

    no, different friend wanted to go

    If it was him i would have been like "SURE YES OKAY THIS IS DOG"

    Oh ok

    Good.

    I was worried about your psych state for a minute.
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus.

    Best non-acknowledgement.

    WHAT THIS PAPER ADDS
    During `missionary position' intercourse the penis
    has the shape of a boomerang
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Whats going on folks, how is all the sportball/puck going tonight?

    No sports were played today. I don't wanna talk about it. Darkest timeline, etc.

    I assume the leafs blew it again

    SURPRISE!

    Leading a series is so boring, anyway. :o
    but im starting

    with this beef stew

    You should get some froyo

    I always want froyo. My banana massacre is no substitute.

    *adds to calendar; now reads "Take Shivahn to opera, Buy froyo for Raven, Candlelight dinner with Sarksus "*
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Whats going on folks, how is all the sportball/puck going tonight?

    Bulls beat Heat in Miami
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus.

    Best non-acknowledgement.

    WHAT THIS PAPER ADDS
    During `missionary position' intercourse the penis
    has the shape of a boomerang

    man this is good info to know
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    are the MRIs available to look at
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    School tomorrow; my new schedule means I only need to be in for 6 hours Tues and Weds and 3 hours in the afternoon on Thurs, and long weekends the rest of the time.

    Here's hoping these next few classes go well.

    Good luck!
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    well this is one of the more unsavory things i've read recently

    vaguely nsfw

    http://elitedaily.com/life/the-20-mistakes-you-dont-want-to-make-in-your-20s/

    @podly

    my friend sent me this expecting my mind to be blown

    I was like .. uh.. its pretty heavily misogynistic, hypocritical, and just really stupid and poorly written
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I think paying for sex is overly stigmatized but, I don't think it should be your go to over relationships.

    They are very different things.

    Well... yeah. I think sex and relationships are too weirdly tangled up, to be honest. You shouldn't go for sex over relationships because they are different things. And if you're just in a relationship for sex...

    Well I mean that's ok if it's the point of the relationship, but the idea of getting romantically involved so that you can have sex is kinda weird to me.

    hi I'm abdhyius what's up.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus.

    Best non-acknowledgement.

    WHAT THIS PAPER ADDS
    During `missionary position' intercourse the penis
    has the shape of a boomerang

    Oh yeah that was how I found it.

    "Boomerang penis !scholar"

    I should have mentioned that.
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    are the MRIs available to look at

    Some of them, not all.

    Here is the same (NSFW) paper without anything missing.
    Shivahn on
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    other than that though yeah great article totally worth it
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