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[Programming] Thread: Restricting masking of red pandas since 2013.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Hmm. I always thought Apple products were supposed to be intuitive... But if you type "reboot" into Google, look at the top search results. :P

    Is this something other than the TV show for you?

    Because that show was awesome

    WARNING: INCOMING GAME

    WARNING: INCOMING GAME
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Hmm. I always thought Apple products were supposed to be intuitive... But if you type "reboot" into Google, look at the top search results. :P

    Is this something other than the TV show for you?

    Because that show was awesome

    WARNING: INCOMING GAME

    WARNING: INCOMING GAME

    REBOOT!

    You are now in the Programming Game Meta-Thread

    You must develop an app in such a way that the USER cannot crash it - if they do, then your sector will be NULLed.

    To start the game:

    Geth roll 1d20
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d20 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Oh, aren't you lucky?

    Geth has decided that the user IQ level is:

    Roll (10) * 10 = 100 : User of Average IQ

    At this difficulty level, you may expect the user to try a few things and then give up.

    What now, brave developer?

    > _
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Geth roll 1d40102020150202
    bowen on
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d2147483647 -> 1342777149 (sum:1342777149)
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d2147483647 -> 1342777149 (sum:1342777149)

    Oh no! What have you rolled?

    It looks like you're trying to make a call to

    +1 342 777 149

    But the area code is not in use!

    You dial it anyway, to listen to the comforting recorded voice of the phone lady telling you that the number you have dialed is not available but that the USER is coming.

    What next, foolhardy programmer?

    > _
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    Get ye compiler!
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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    ??

    Geth roll 1d2.718281828459045
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d2 -> 2 (sum:2)
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Get ye compiler!

    You already have a compiler.
    Dehumanized wrote: »
    ??

    Geth roll 1d2.718281828459045

    Oh no!

    An irrational constant has been entered into an integer only field!

    Luckily, Geth takes the bullet

    You cannot roll e.
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d2 -> 1 (sum:1)
  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    maybe he knows my imaginary friend, i

    geth roll 1di
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1dsqrt(-1)
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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Geth roll preg_match
  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    Quickly conjure several shapes to distract the user with a tetris knockoff!
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  • JasconiusJasconius bird internet Saint Petersburg RussiaRegistered User regular
    geth roll to the final digit: the value of pi
  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    I suspect I know what's going to happen, but I can't resist trying it:

    Geth roll 1d6d10
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d6 -> 5 (sum:5)
  • MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    The final digit of pi is a 6. Don't ask me how I know.
  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    That's what I suspected would happen.
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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    geth roll 50d50
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 10d50 -> 34,12,21,4,7,31,37,40,29,48 (sum:263)
  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Does geth have a cap?

    Geth roll 20d6.
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 10d6 -> 6,6,1,5,5,5,5,6,2,3 (sum:44)
  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    HOW WILL I PLAY WARHAMMER
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  • InfidelInfidel It's not Infidel, it's INNNNNFIDELRegistered User regular
    Geth needs to shit (dice) bricks.
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    The Onion is the best.

    This is great too.
    Tav on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Quickly conjure several shapes to distract the user with a tetris knockoff!

    You implement Special Tactic: Yzgna

    A WINNER IS YOU!

    Okay, time to start work for the day. =P
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  • IncindiumIncindium Registered User regular
    Geth roll 10d99999999999999999999999999
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 10d2147483647 -> 1374034636,1072519208,370972063,1709931846,1466755795,582694075,1390390960,772059248,2121959561,1670052206 (sum:12531369598)
  • IncindiumIncindium Registered User regular
    Oops missed that Bowen already determined upper range was signed int max.
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Man I did that days ago in the test thread! But at least it uses 64-bit numbers to sum them!
    Phyphor on
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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    I hard coded that limit to prevent people from creating spammy, unsightly output. It used to be limitless but then you people had to exist.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    Programmers?
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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Programmers?

    Programmer-Users

    Progrusers
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  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I must know... what happens if you roll a -1 dice.

    Geth roll 1d-1
    Lux782 on
  • Lux782Lux782 Registered User regular
    Sad face... Geth doesn't like rolling a -1 dice :(
  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    I think I tried that too
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