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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>

    How'd the will save go?
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    You guys will never guess my name.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>

    I've seen my dad naked a couple times by accident, but I've never seen something quite so disturbing as that. You are strong, Shivahn.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>

    How'd the will save go?

    I don't think it's possible for me to fail a will save for a lot of stuff, honestly. This being one of them.

    My response to so many situations that other people think would be unpleasant is "eh."
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>
    this has happened entirely too many times to me

    i need to get out of here
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also yes i think it goes without speaking that anime fans are the very worst, perhaps worse even than lovers of boy-touching porn

    *adds Chu to enemies list*

    i agree

    not because you arent a pedo, which you are


    but because my hatred for chu is overwhelming

    I know you meant that as a joke, skippy, but I am genuinely uncomfortable with being referred to in such a manner, mostly because my job involves working with children and I do not want to be associated with that kind of joke, because of the problems with context

    You didn't mean it as an affront, but just for reference, it's not a thing I'm cool with
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    god damn it girl on the voice do not try to sing al green
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>

    I've seen my dad naked a couple times by accident, but I've never seen something quite so disturbing as that. You are strong, Shivahn.

    No, I just have a broken social situation calculator.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Unlike walking in on my dad watching porn, which is not my kind of party but thankfully I made a successful listen check about five minutes ago >.>

    How'd the will save go?

    Geth roll 1d20
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d20 -> 11 (sum:11)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also yes i think it goes without speaking that anime fans are the very worst, perhaps worse even than lovers of boy-touching porn

    *adds Chu to enemies list*

    i agree

    not because you arent a pedo, which you are


    but because my hatred for chu is overwhelming

    I know you meant that as a joke, skippy, but I am genuinely uncomfortable with being referred to in such a manner, mostly because my job involves working with children and I do not want to be associated with that kind of joke, because of the problems with context

    You didn't mean it as an affront, but just for reference, it's not a thing I'm cool with

    I am sorry

    Inq expressed this for similar reasons and I try to respect that

    I will try to avoid jokes like that going forward
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Was hoping it would roll a 1. Clearly I can only have awesome geth luck once.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It's the main spelling of it that I'm aware of, though it does exist in that nebulous space of "a lot of people won't know how to pronounce it"

    like Aoife
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    god damn it girl on the voice do not try to sing al green
    THANKS OBAMA
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It's the main spelling of it that I'm aware of, though it does exist in that nebulous space of "a lot of people won't know how to pronounce it"

    like Aoife

    It is absolutely the main spelling, but I like this one aesthetically more, and pronounciation is... yeah.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It is da bes.
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It's the main spelling of it that I'm aware of, though it does exist in that nebulous space of "a lot of people won't know how to pronounce it"

    like Aoife

    waffle?
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    I know both of them and am sworn to secrecy.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I only watch porn when I am literally the only person in the house.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Hmm, plants inside the throne room are not effected by physics, but the potted plants around the city are.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It's the main spelling of it that I'm aware of, though it does exist in that nebulous space of "a lot of people won't know how to pronounce it"

    like Aoife
    gonna guess "weef"
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also yes i think it goes without speaking that anime fans are the very worst, perhaps worse even than lovers of boy-touching porn

    *adds Chu to enemies list*

    i agree

    not because you arent a pedo, which you are


    but because my hatred for chu is overwhelming

    I know you meant that as a joke, skippy, but I am genuinely uncomfortable with being referred to in such a manner, mostly because my job involves working with children and I do not want to be associated with that kind of joke, because of the problems with context

    You didn't mean it as an affront, but just for reference, it's not a thing I'm cool with

    I am sorry

    Inq expressed this for similar reasons and I try to respect that

    I will try to avoid jokes like that going forward

    Thanks

    consider yourself removed from my enemies list
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    we can still call chu a pedo right
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    god damn it girl on the voice do not try to sing al green

    i like three people from this season

    sarah
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns1YPjlkZeg

    judith
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOCtUP9_Vc

    and holly
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d3d6FRco9U



    i tell you

    the dudes this season are bringing very little hot fire
  • marz_1982marz_1982 Registered User regular
    Good morning/afternoon/evening, [chat]!

    I successfully pulled off doing a big presentation this morning while running a slight fever. Yay me! @Mortious - go home early today?? :D
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    wait how did i get on the enemies list
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Oh man. In Korra, when
    Korra surprise!kisses Mako, and they turn to see Bolin standing there... right in the feels. That dude did not deserve that.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It is da bes.

    No! It is second best!
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    You guys will never guess my name.

    Is it Siobhan?

    Close enough!

    I am increasingly liking that spelling.

    It's the main spelling of it that I'm aware of, though it does exist in that nebulous space of "a lot of people won't know how to pronounce it"

    like Aoife
    gonna guess "weef"

    Correct answer is "EE-fa"
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    No one pronounces my surname correctly the first time.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Really DOJ, really?

    DOJ: We don't need warrants for e-mail, Facebook chats
    he U.S. Department of Justice and the FBI believe they don't need a search warrant to review Americans' e-mails, Facebook chats, Twitter direct messages, and other private files, internal documents reveal.

    Government documents obtained by the American Civil Liberties Union and provided to CNET show a split over electronic privacy rights within the Obama administration, with Justice Department prosecutors and investigators privately insisting they're not legally required to obtain search warrants for e-mail. The IRS, on the other hand, publicly said last month that it would abandon a controversial policy that claimed it could get warrantless access to e-mail correspondence.

    The U.S. attorney for Manhattan circulated internal instructions, for instance, saying a subpoena -- a piece of paper signed by a prosecutor, not a judge -- is sufficient to obtain nearly "all records from an ISP." And the U.S. attorney in Houston recently obtained the "contents of stored communications" from an unnamed Internet service provider without securing a warrant signed by a judge first.

    A warrant is not that hard to get, arguing otherwise is just lazy.

    The Florida Supreme Court smacked down a similar claim recently, which led to the Pinellas County Sheriff claiming that liberals love pedophiles.

    And if fucking Florida can figure something out...
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Watching some of the battles from Battlestar Galatica. I really do love how the ships were designed to basically make a wall of flack to protect themselves from missiles and fighters. It just looks awesome.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Mim is watching Adventure Time for the first time.

    Her face when this happens in season one was hilarious.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Oh my god I forgot how much it sucks getting back into rollerblading every spring

    My lower back is actively trying to end me right now
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    I'm rewatching the Legend of Korra.

    You know what is so good?

    The Legend of Korra.

    I was kind of crushed by how bad the ending of Avatar was

    Wow, really? Consensus is that the two hour Sozin's Comet finale was awesome and wrapped up the series extremely well.
    the giant turtle island thing was this huge deus ex machina that had no explanation, no connection to anything else, and was the absolute key to his non-lethal victory over the Firelord.

    It was hugely disappointing. Also I thought that his avatar state was locked out for good when he chose material attachment, and then I was REALLY hoping the lightning death while in the avatar state locked it out, but nope

    He just went into god mode and won easily and magically had the ability to spiritbend for no reason

    I was also disappointed in the lack of detail in the Firelord's fall, the first one, how he went bad.

    Overall a great series though.

    if i recall the series was put on hiatus at some point and the creators were sort of put in a jamb and had to smush the finale together
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Hmm, my webcam does not want to operate for me.

    But webcam,

    How am I supposed to have a glasses fashion show without you, hmm?

    Something to think about.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Wait is Sarksus Mim's new boyfriend

    When did this happen
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