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hell yeah
(not my favorite thinking about girls song, but it's great)
But...
You can make your universe be nothing but drinking and fighting.
Gnostic Afterlife is literally having your cake and eating it too!
Like CCGs? Check my CCG's Thread in CF and help me playtest it!
the worst sin this makes is not straight up making it up
it is failing to make up a good story
I'd rather have the infinite possibilities thing because it can include drinking, fighting and fucking as well.
bear skin on my back
wolf's jaw on my head
valhalla awaits me
when I'm dead
*burns down Madame Tussaud's*
halp how do i beat karavnos???
but it's so vile, guys
this reply suggests there is some kind of catch about sex here
I also demand that they allow me to be little spoon
Listen, if you want to be cool, you have to drink beer
you think this is easy?
*points to huge codpiece*
it showed up on my computer randomly like 10 years ago and I was like what is this
this rules
Organichu in the corner with his vodka spritzer.
look
I'm going to be real for a moment
it is you that is vile.
little spoon is the best obvs
they do all the work and my front isn't overheated
Chu's got angry tears in his eyes
He sees the fashionable smart people do something and he cannot find the same pleasure in the act
This is how hitler got started people
haha stop bullshitting and turning this around. you're the motherfucker who drinks mike's hard lemonade.
i despise vodka. i like whiskey.
LEMONADE TASTES GOOD
and i was like if i'm such a loser how am i banging your girlfriend right now
and he's like oh my god how did i not notice why becky why and he ran away crying
then another hot chick gave me a high five and we had a threesome
Beer sucks though.
I don't even really drink but when I do it isn't beer.
Don't be coy. There's nothing about you that isn't easy.
How I'm reading every chu post:
It tastes like ass.
The catch is you create your sex partners rather then just have them be there, like in Valhalla, and can add more variety.
hijacking the seventh grader English class
"Alright kids, today we're going to learn about 2nd century dualists who believed that they held the secret knowledge that made them the true Christians, open yer notebooks and list all the reasons you can think of that the god of the Old Testament is an evil demiurge and why he trapped sparks of the divine in human form"
when i first met @skippydumptruck he seemed like he wasn't having a lot of fun and i felt awful because i was one of the major boosters for him to spend the money to fly out. i was like WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
I am never ever little spoon
have I been a fool this whole time?!
like, this lemonade is COOL
it's HARD
it's for MEN and not 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS AT ALL TOTALLY
it comes off as insecure
this has been me reviewing beverages I've never had, stay tuned for ricky lake after
Yes this cannot be overstated.
Switch back and forth between all the gender rolls.
Yes.
one night when I was like 16 my friends and I drove to the woods and one pulled a warm 20 pack of Twisted Teas out of his trunk that had been there all day, and we drank them in like an hour to not get caught, then had a pushup contest for some reason and one of them puked all of them back up
so Mike's Hard isn't too bad
Yeah, marketing for these kinds of drinks has to be edgy and TOUGH because otherwise men wouldn't drink these sissy girl drinks.
the warm crust, the piping hot savory center