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is being cold as bose-einstein condensate when going into bed
and somewhere around the temperature of the sun when waking up
it's great.
*bows head stiffly, makes no eye contact*
I had to leave work, then mow, but I just wanted to let you know, that out of pity, I have been very, very merciful on you lately. I just wanted you to know that spool and chu are off the hook for a while because my pity levels have dropped by 100% and your ass is mine.
jake's a showerman
dun know
I'd rather have someone else suck.
If you were an octopus you'd have eight hands.
Each with its own mini-brain like nerve bundle.
That is what I meant by decentralized, too :P
FATAL transcends traditional boundaries of knowledge
it is known, khaleesi
*cracks open a can of Red Rain*
I can't wait to watch this.
Like CCGs? Check my CCG's Thread in CF and help me playtest it!
the warning is too fresh
gotta catch him off guard
he's gotta forget first
And nobody anywhere cried.
nerding the fuck out to this
Also started a conversation with a strange man in the mensroom.
-1/+1 for social interaction?
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
We weren't near the urinal area. It was the sink/towel area. All cool.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
nor do you poop if anyone else is in the men's room, and you especially don't if the handicapped stall is in use. If someone comes in mid poop, you hold your breath and hope the person doesn't recognize your shoes, and you don't continue pooping until they leave, and if you're done pooping and someone enters, you must wait until they leave before you exit the stall. If someone enters after you already stand up, you once again freeze and hold your breath until they leave.
If someone sits in a stall next to you, wait them out.
Your legs may go to sleep. Be prepared to use the handicapped rails for support
native instruments Maschine ordered
mk2 black
Now where will I find blatantly unfunny softcore porn to jack off to?
My sister has a fantastic sense of humor thank you very much
The best part: you can always find them in the kitchen!
how does it rate against her rack
it sounded like it was recorded on a phone from the back of the room
couldn't make anything on it out
probably some commentary on how women comedians are drowned out by the patriarchy or something when really she's just the least funny female comic since andy dick
Is that what Daft Punk uses?
Really for the best
look at that thing i just posted
dude rocks the fudge out of a maschine
now I want one
a lot of good standups have awful shows
After a day this mint infused bourbon is already dangerously good
I added some sugar syrup to hasten the breakdown and now I basically have a decanter of mint julep on my table
I could just pour it out whenever I want
Just
Whenever I want