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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so hard up for a boyfriend when I was younger. I would've stayed single a lot longer but if I hadn't done all of that then I probably wouldn't have met Sarksus, so hey!

    Yeah, you're right. That is a pretty big regret. Guys, pack it in, we can't compete with meeting Sarksus.

    :P

    I expect blood to come out of my eyes when I meet him or I want my money back.

    why would blood come out of your eyes

    I still haven't gotten a satisfactory answer for this question with regards to vaginas.

    Seriously nature.

    To punish the contemptible woman for her sins.

    Score one for trans women, whoo.

    Though I mean there is some punishment inherent in that too.

    magnificent calves?
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Nintendo will survive the WiiU. I mean fuck Sega survived the Saturn the Dreamcast and Sonic 06.

    I think you're using 'survive' a little to generally. The company survived. Its console market did not.

    Yeah but
    A. Nintendo has its handheld sales to keep it afloat and survive a bad console gen like with N64 (yeah I went there!)
    B. Japan will never buy the XBox whatever so they'll still be number two there.
    C. Sega had back to back to back to back horrible console releases. SegaCD, 32X, Saturn, Dreamcast. That's a long run of failures and doesn't even include Game Gear.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so hard up for a boyfriend when I was younger. I would've stayed single a lot longer but if I hadn't done all of that then I probably wouldn't have met Sarksus, so hey!

    Yeah, you're right. That is a pretty big regret. Guys, pack it in, we can't compete with meeting Sarksus.

    :P

    I expect blood to come out of my eyes when I meet him or I want my money back.

    why would blood come out of your eyes

    I still haven't gotten a satisfactory answer for this question with regards to vaginas.

    Seriously nature.

    To punish the contemptible woman for her sins.

    Score one for trans women, whoo.

    Though I mean there is some punishment inherent in that too.
    If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out. And if your foot causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than to have two feet and be thrown into hell. And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell.

    ?
  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Nintendo will survive the WiiU. I mean fuck Sega survived the Saturn the Dreamcast and Sonic 06.

    I think you're using 'survive' a little to generally. The company survived. Its console market did not.

    Yes but, again, Nintendo has an absolutely astonishing amount of money, they'll be fine
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Oh yeah I guess the Nomad should be there too.
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
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  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Nintendo will survive the WiiU. I mean fuck Sega survived the Saturn the Dreamcast and Sonic 06.

    I think you're using 'survive' a little to generally. The company survived. Its console market did not.

    Yeah but
    A. Nintendo has its handheld sales to keep it afloat and survive a bad console gen like with N64 (yeah I went there!)
    B. Japan will never buy the XBox whatever so they'll still be number two there.
    C. Sega had back to back to back to back horrible console releases. SegaCD, 32X, Saturn, Dreamcast. That's a long run of failures and doesn't even include Game Gear.
    Kagera wrote: »
    Nintendo will survive the WiiU. I mean fuck Sega survived the Saturn the Dreamcast and Sonic 06.

    I think you're using 'survive' a little to generally. The company survived. Its console market did not.

    Yes but, again, Nintendo has an absolutely astonishing amount of money, they'll be fine

    Yeah, I'm not entirely disagreeing with either of these statements. It's just a lot of their decision-making recently hasn't been all that hot.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »

    What Would Hedonism Bot Do?
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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Nintendo can always go back to love hotels and maybe sell some ZeldaXPeachXSamus lesbian threesome pornos.

    Well, people have been saying Nintendo should focus on a more mature demographic.

    I've done roleplays with a girlfriend where she was Princess Peach. Just sayin'.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I don't think Nintendo needs to be more "mature". Nothing wrong with being a company that only targets general-audience games. Nor do I see anything wrong with cranking out an iteration on the same few ideas over and over for years on end.

    But, in order to do that well, the iterations need to either be:
    1) the same thing but a bit better (eg: the Dynasty Warriors games. Except 7.)
    2) something radically new or experimental introduced into the previous formula. This might end up being a worse game because innovation usually results in failure but it's still worth it. (eg: Zelda 2. Mario 2 in the US. Paper Mario)

    Nintendo has been doing neither. They have been iterating on the same few formulas and making it worse over time.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
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    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »

    What Would Hedonism Bot Do?

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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so hard up for a boyfriend when I was younger. I would've stayed single a lot longer but if I hadn't done all of that then I probably wouldn't have met Sarksus, so hey!

    Yeah, you're right. That is a pretty big regret. Guys, pack it in, we can't compete with meeting Sarksus.

    :P

    I expect blood to come out of my eyes when I meet him or I want my money back.

    why would blood come out of your eyes

    I still haven't gotten a satisfactory answer for this question with regards to vaginas.

    Seriously nature.

    To punish the contemptible woman for her sins.

    Score one for trans women, whoo.

    Though I mean there is some punishment inherent in that too.

    magnificent calves?

    Cursed by beauty.
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »

    Hmmmmm
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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    The actual solution to Nintendo's "problem" is figuring out what 3rd party devs aren't getting from partnering with Nintendo (or why, or whatever w question you want to ask), and then figuring out if Nintendo has made effort to deliver or has interest in delivering. Because something has got to give.
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Riemann, did you get a chance to see my post on how to represent money last night? You asked, but it looked like you might have left before I got my post in.

    I went to bed right after I asked so no I didn't see your reply.

    I see how it is. :(

    There are two basic ways of doing it. First is to use an arbitrary precision data structure, which is what you suggested last night with the linked list. They've got those for pretty much every major language, and implementation is going to depend on language. The only one I've used is Java's BigDecimal, which is actually implemented as a string. This is nice because it lets you make numbers as big as you want, or fractions of pennies as small as you want, but lowers performance.

    The way I do it is with ints, which in turn has a few different implementations. The simplest way is just doing an int representing cents. Bam, no decimal needed, just divide by 100 as necessary. At work, we have a decimal class that we use for the value in our currency class, among other things. The decimal class has two unsigned ints, "before" and "after" (referring to the decimal point), and a bool (representing whether or not it's positive or negative). After is required to be a number between 0 and 99, we don't deal with fractions of cents. These have the drawback of having a set accuracy and max, but you can adjust as needed. Max isn't high enough for your purposes? Use a long. Go crazy and use a long long or some bizarre 1024 bit franken-int if you're dealing with Zimbabwe money. Need to increase accuracy and deal with tenths of pennies? Okay, "after" is now a number between 0 and 999, no problem.

    I have no idea if you ever use floats or not, but you know how they're represented internally, right? If not I can quickly go through that, too, but I've got to go to a quick meeting in a few so I'm limiting the scope of this post. Floats are only approximations, they don't represent exact numbers.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    My boss needs to go home so I can go home.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Nintendo just needs to jack some People from Sony and Microsoft and say 'show us how to not suck at consoles' but that would take a real shift in their philosophy.
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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    The actual solution to Nintendo's "problem" is figuring out what 3rd party devs aren't getting from partnering with Nintendo (or why, or whatever w question you want to ask), and then figuring out if Nintendo has made effort to deliver or has interest in delivering. Because something has got to give.

    Also to not make a gimmick console that doesn't provide the entertainment options of casual consumers (HD Netflix, HBOGo etc) or the gaming interests of more focused gamers.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
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    wat

    I'm sure it's ironic

    I regrettably used a random, unattributed Hedberg line that looks just as stupid and weird out of context

    which one?

    If you were a tightrope walker, and you were walking down the street, and you fell, that would be completely unacceptable
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Riemann, did you get a chance to see my post on how to represent money last night? You asked, but it looked like you might have left before I got my post in.

    I went to bed right after I asked so no I didn't see your reply.

    I see how it is. :(

    There are two basic ways of doing it. First is to use an arbitrary precision data structure, which is what you suggested last night with the linked list. They've got those for pretty much every major language, and implementation is going to depend on language. The only one I've used is Java's BigDecimal, which is actually implemented as a string. This is nice because it lets you make numbers as big as you want, or fractions of pennies as small as you want, but lowers performance.

    The way I do it is with ints, which in turn has a few different implementations. The simplest way is just doing an int representing cents. Bam, no decimal needed, just divide by 100 as necessary. At work, we have a decimal class that we use for the value in our currency class, among other things. The decimal class has two unsigned ints, "before" and "after" (referring to the decimal point), and a bool (representing whether or not it's positive or negative). After is required to be a number between 0 and 99, we don't deal with fractions of cents. These have the drawback of having a set accuracy and max, but you can adjust as needed. Max isn't high enough for your purposes? Use a long. Go crazy and use a long long or some bizarre 1024 bit franken-int if you're dealing with Zimbabwe money. Need to increase accuracy and deal with tenths of pennies? Okay, "after" is now a number between 0 and 999, no problem.

    I have no idea if you ever use floats or not, but you know how they're represented internally, right? If not I can quickly go through that, too, but I've got to go to a quick meeting in a few so I'm limiting the scope of this post. Floats are only approximations, they don't represent exact numbers.

    interesting. The second thing you mentioned used to be called "fixed point math". The default 386 didn't come with a dedicated floating point unit (the 386 DX did) and so floating point multiplication and (even worse) division was hell of slow. So a whole kind of math system was developed using ints where you just decide in your head that the X least significant digits are below the decimal point. I did some of that when I was first learning games programming for DOS back in the day.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    1) the same thing but a bit better (eg: the Dynasty Warriors games. Except 7.)

    I really wish I had bought the PC version instead, apparently the expansion makes it quite a bit better (especially the biggest problem, story mode is now multiplayer and you can use any character). Dammit Koei, screwing over XBox gamers!
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    man I wish Nintendo would just make their games for other systems. Get out of the non-mobile hardware bizniz. They haven't produced a really good home console since the SNES.

    Though, even if the games were available on systems I owned, I think the direction they have taken since the n64 would drive me off.

    The "tutorial" section for a Zelda game should consist of "It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This". That is all.

    Every time I've sat down to play any of the GC or Wii zeldas I give up in frustration while some annoying-as-fuck NPC is forcing me to sit through ages of poorly written exposition and tutorials on how to swing the damn sword.

    That is really what they should have done. They should've abandoned their hopes of a completely controlled Apple-like consumer experience and morphed into a Disney style content producer. They've just suffered from some truly "optimistic" market projections, and just assumed launching first would ensure them passable sales until they could figure out how to revolutionize their sinking model. The insanely poor decision making of their board, as well as completely being out of touch with what the strengths of their brand have been in the 21st century are what are really condemning.

    They could right the nose dive, and there's definitely a lot of money and "value" to be extracted out of Mario's corpse, I'd just say that the prospects of those being licensed and on a Sony machine in 2020 are much more probable than when the PS3 had launched.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
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    1) the same thing but a bit better (eg: the Dynasty Warriors games. Except 7.)

    I really wish I had bought the PC version instead, apparently the expansion makes it quite a bit better (especially the biggest problem, story mode is now multiplayer and you can use any character). Dammit Koei, screwing over XBox gamers!

    interesting. Though all the backgrounds would still be ugly mud-brown and the game in general would look like shit compared to DW6.

    edit: I need to stop starting posts that way.
    RiemannLives on
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
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    Man why did those Muslims force themselves into Israel like that it seems counterintuitive.
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  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
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    Man why did those Muslims force themselves into Israel like that it seems counterintuitive.
    Clearly Israel needs to build better border fences.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    time for the daily meeting-gauntlet
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Agh! Go home stupid boss!
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Don't you know it's Friday?!
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Don't you know it's Friday?!

    We have our staff meetings 3pm on Friday. whyyyyyy
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Zelda tutorials are like a transcendently perfect example of how not to do a tutorial.

    Fucking 45 minutes of poorly localized shitty dialogue from annoying characters telling you how to do insipid tasks that anyone with half a brain will figure out in ten second of free play. Unskippable. Painfully un-immersive. Just awful.

    Tutorials should take the form of a more integrated ramping up of gameplay and involve some actual challenge or content. Especially for games that aren't hard to control!
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Don't you know it's Friday?!

    We have our staff meetings 3pm on Friday. whyyyyyy

    This should be an OSHA violation.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Trying to gain weight and what do I do?

    I lose half a pound this week

    booooo
    Zombiemambo on
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Don't you know it's Friday?!

    We have our staff meetings 3pm on Friday. whyyyyyy

    This should be an OSHA violation.

    I'll answer my own question: It's because we're a help desk and that's when all the clients have left (because their bosses don't inflict cruel medieval torture on them) so it's a pretty free time for everyone.

    But, dammit, I'm a dev, not one of the help deskers, I shouldn't need to go. :(
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Zelda tutorials are like a transcendently perfect example of how not to do a tutorial.

    Fucking 45 minutes of poorly localized shitty dialogue from annoying characters telling you how to do insipid tasks that anyone with half a brain will figure out in ten second of free play. Unskippable. Painfully un-immersive. Just awful.

    Tutorials should take the form of a more integrated ramping up of gameplay and involve some actual challenge or content. Especially for games that aren't hard to control!

    Integrated tutorials are hard as fuck to do right. The safest thing to do would be to have a tutorial mode separate of the experience altogether.
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Trying to gain weight and what do I do?

    I lose half a pound this week

    booooo

    Use moar butter
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    That video card would be awesome but I don't have 200 bucks to spend on a video card upgrade.

    Which I kind of need at some point.
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  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    Zelda tutorials are like a transcendently perfect example of how not to do a tutorial.

    Fucking 45 minutes of poorly localized shitty dialogue from annoying characters telling you how to do insipid tasks that anyone with half a brain will figure out in ten second of free play. Unskippable. Painfully un-immersive. Just awful.

    Tutorials should take the form of a more integrated ramping up of gameplay and involve some actual challenge or content. Especially for games that aren't hard to control!

    Call me crazy but I actually enjoy that part of the game. I like that there is phase of nothing really big happening. Just doing some mundane shit to get into character and then having shit start to happen. It helps me get into the shoes of a hero who isn't really prepared to be a hero or whatever.

    I like having that section in lot's of different kinds of games actually.
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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Zelda tutorials are like a transcendently perfect example of how not to do a tutorial.

    Fucking 45 minutes of poorly localized shitty dialogue from annoying characters telling you how to do insipid tasks that anyone with half a brain will figure out in ten second of free play. Unskippable. Painfully un-immersive. Just awful.

    Tutorials should take the form of a more integrated ramping up of gameplay and involve some actual challenge or content. Especially for games that aren't hard to control!

    Call me crazy but I actually enjoy that part of the game. I like that there is phase of nothing really big happening. Just doing some mundane shit to get into character and then having shit start to happen. It helps me get into the shoes of a hero who isn't really prepared to be a hero or whatever.

    I like having that section in lot's of different kinds of games actually.

    That's totally fine and something to give merit to, but even that immersive-process can be built rigidly (as in wrong).
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