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skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEGRegistered User regular
will is an old man he doesnt understand these newfangled technologies

all calling tech support about his word processing machine

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jamming to some cool tunes by this new band the police

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getting down with the young kids and their mmos

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Chanus was warned for this.
    WAT IS THIS MADNESS
    IcyLiquid on
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    ROGUE CHAT?

    ?!?!?!
    \
    \?!?!?!?!
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    You never give out awesomes, skippy. I cannot support your rebellion here.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    @icyliquid

    just

    just put er down : (
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Skippy

    You want it to be one way

    But it's the other way
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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Geth close this thread ... for now
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative IcyLiquid. Closing thread...
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Geth open this thread

    Let's all pour one out for @Irond Will's youth
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative IcyLiquid. Opening thread...
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Icy why did you single me out earlier!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    omg icyliquid and skippy are in cahoots?!?! they must be stopped
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I have no need to talk to you about your idiotic worldview later, MadCaddy.

    Humans are not horses.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    Geth open this thread

    Let's all pour one out for @Irond Will's youth

    So cruel, but so just
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Customer calls up complaining that files recently stopped saving for them in a custom application built for them a few years ago. My boss tosses this to me because I am stuck on my current project.

    Ok, I've never seen this app before, giving it a shot. Apparently they press save and no file appears on disk. Simple enough. I grab the source from our server and take a look.

    Let's see if you guys can spot the coding error.
    private void SaveFile(String filePath)
            {
            // TBI - [Coworker's name] 08/10/2008
            }
    


    :3
    No pre- and post- conditions? That's an extra TPS report right there

    Oh and I guess not doing anything

    I love how often "this used to work" happens when you see it definitely never worked.
    PantsB on
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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Also, here is a tshirt from the Salt Lakes

    7542022813p?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.3drose.com%2Fimages%2Fpic%2FSweatshirt%2Flg%2FSweatshirt-74798.jpg&d=74402d92b841cc352efa1a4838f57075f19a9c97
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Icy and SKippy...
    they'll be unstoppable.
    noooooooo

    ooo babby hedgehog hello there
    *gets mauled*
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    It means "To be implemented".

    I'm not sure which is more incredible, that we shipped a product in this state, the customer hasn't tried to save a file in 5 years, or that they are claiming that it used to work.

    I wonder how I'll be asked to spin this in the patch notes.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    [chat] I am getting fat.

    Good for my booty but not the rest of me.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    My legs are still sore from yesterday.
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  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    [chat] I am getting fat.

    Good for my booty but not the rest of me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFD6yZ-bDg
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    A baby hedgehog that can now build computers and an amorphous cool liquid that can command a Geth.

    Wonder Twins... commence world domination?
    Youtube channel: SuperVikingGamer
    Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    my playlist for the last 45 minutes of work

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v35fWf1CWFQ
    More earnest (I think?)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXb9sLB8sYM
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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    [chat] I am getting fat.

    Good for my booty but not the rest of me.

    twerk twerk twerk
    whistle while you twerk
    *spits everywhere attempting to whistle*
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    GAHHH! Stop stalking me Geth!
    Youtube channel: SuperVikingGamer
    Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Fuck, planks...

    Never thought a second could be so long...
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    [chat] I am getting fat.

    Good for my booty but not the rest of me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwFD6yZ-bDg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk
  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Alright, I'm blowin this [chat]sicle stand folks.

    see ya lata
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I had all the appliances in the OP at one point of time. I may or may not still have one or two of those appliances.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    So, will anyone (other than Winky) try my game out tonight?
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    This poor [chat] has been raised from the dead too many times.

    It's come back wrong...
    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    So, will anyone (other than Winky) try my game out tonight?

    Make a video game!
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    So, will anyone (other than Winky) try my game out tonight?

    Make a video game!

    I don't know programming!
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    It means "To be implemented".

    I'm not sure which is more incredible, that we shipped a product in this state, the customer hasn't tried to save a file in 5 years, or that they are claiming that it used to work.

    I wonder how I'll be asked to spin this in the patch notes.

    Nebulous references to hard-coded assumptions that are no longer valid.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    [redacted]

    Edit: I should stop posting whilst depressed.
    21stCentury on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I had all the appliances in the OP at one point of time. I may or may not still have one or two of those appliances.

    What happened to you? You used to be cool
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I had all the appliances in the OP at one point of time. I may or may not still have one or two of those appliances.

    What happened to you? You used to be cool

    I... I got rid of the walkman.
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    OP needs a SNES, IMO :)
    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    So, will anyone (other than Winky) try my game out tonight?

    Make a video game!

    I don't know programming!

    And I don't live in the grocery store but I still buy food from time to time.
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    [redacted]

    Edit: I should stop posting whilst depressed.

    I was about to say the same damn thing dude. Stop your whining and make your game. Or not. But for fucks sake don't blame other people if you want to give up on it.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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