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Variable

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw

but yes. I haven't seen you guys in ages. really I've only seen kev since pax east and it was just once (he was desperate to play injustice)

let me know when you're set. I'm free way more than you two so whatever is best I will make work.

Organichu

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

Hamurabi

Organichu wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

So what you're telling me is that I shouldn't watch tonight's episode with my sister this time.

Got it.

i wouldn't watch a preview of any episode that was aired on nickelodeon with my sister

This season's been pretty good about the (imho too-frequent) sex scenes.

But the normal pattern is that I watch an episode on my own, then she eventually gets around to watching it and I just watch it a second time.

21stCentury

Cinders wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

How do you live without seeing the Big Lebowski?

I have not yet seen the Large Lebowski either...

So It Goes

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

Sarksus

Now I am obsessed with Nerf

I am on the sub-Reddit and the wiki and I'm looking at mods and paint schemes and I am amazed at how dedicated people are to finding clearance items. Some dude found a bunch of blasters for a couple bucks a piece and bought like 10.

Hakkekage

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight has not actually seen it

Major oversight: ethnicity

tapeslinger

Hakkekage wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

it's almost like we don't need to actually talk when we could just slowly become a lamer version of tumblr

GIFS BELOW 500KB ARE CIVILIZATION

I am p sick of "gifs instead of any kind of thoughtful commentary" tbh

Sarksus

We aren't a lamer version of tumblr

we are a lamer version of reddit

So It Goes

Sarksus wrote: »

Now I am obsessed with Nerf

I am on the sub-Reddit and the wiki and I'm looking at mods and paint schemes and I am amazed at how dedicated people are to finding clearance items. Some dude found a bunch of blasters for a couple bucks a piece and bought like 10.

sarksus

stahp

y2jake215

Gooey wrote: »

*gif 2 big*

Hamurabi

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

Are you talking about the Queen of the North? (Haven't watched the episode yet.)

Because -- in the most non-objectifying, I-respect-you-as-a-person-with-agency sense possible -- she has a bangin' body.

21stCentury

How come people are going nuts about the new virtual boy?

i just don't see the point.

Evil Multifarious

tapeslinger wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

it's almost like we don't need to actually talk when we could just slowly become a lamer version of tumblr

GIFS BELOW 500KB ARE CIVILIZATION

I am p sick of "gifs instead of any kind of thoughtful commentary" tbh

usually the gif doesn't take the place of thoughtful commentary, it takes the place of a one-line throwaway response

tapeslinger

Variable wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw

but yes. I haven't seen you guys in ages. really I've only seen kev since pax east and it was just once (he was desperate to play injustice)

let me know when you're set. I'm free way more than you two so whatever is best I will make work.

awwwww thank you!
and yes, it has been waaaay too long
we also have not seen Mr No-Quarter in forevs, so we will try to have a thing sometime soon

So It Goes

Hamurabi wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

Are you talking about the Queen of the North? (Haven't watched the episode yet.)

Because -- in the most non-objectifying, I-respect-you-as-a-person-with-agency sense possible -- she has a bangin' body.

how dare you compliment a woman

Organichu

just watch the episode ham

until then i will put my boner away

Hamurabi

21stCentury wrote: »

Cinders wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

How do you live without seeing the Big Lebowski?

I have not yet seen the Large Lebowski either...

It's The Big Lebowski. What're you, from Canada??

Hakkekage

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

srsly

like srsly khaleesi when do you have time to lift

do you just bench press your horse across Essos

Sarksus

21stCentury wrote: »

How come people are going nuts about the new virtual boy?

i just don't see the point.

EXCUSE ME?

y2jake215

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

it was pretty sweet when the guy who would make me feel inadequate about my body died

now I'm a ok

tapeslinger

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

it's almost like we don't need to actually talk when we could just slowly become a lamer version of tumblr

GIFS BELOW 500KB ARE CIVILIZATION

I am p sick of "gifs instead of any kind of thoughtful commentary" tbh

usually the gif doesn't take the place of thoughtful commentary, it takes the place of a one-line throwaway response

the one-line throwaway response is less annoying than the gif

Sarksus

So It Goes wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Now I am obsessed with Nerf

I am on the sub-Reddit and the wiki and I'm looking at mods and paint schemes and I am amazed at how dedicated people are to finding clearance items. Some dude found a bunch of blasters for a couple bucks a piece and bought like 10.

sarksus

stahp

NO

I bought one tonight for $6 instead of $20

I HAVE THE BARGAIN DISEASE

Sarksus

21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

Mim

All this talking about feeling bad about bodies is making me want to work out...

but I'm actually quite content to sit here and eat these salty pretzel bites and watch Adventure Time...

maybe I'll do some bicep curls and tricep..whatevers while I sit here and watch the show...

21stCentury

Hamurabi wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Cinders wrote: »

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

How do you live without seeing the Big Lebowski?

I have not yet seen the Large Lebowski either...

It's The Big Lebowski. What're you, from Canada??

Did you know?

in the French Dub, they call the dude "The Duke" because there's no french word for dude.

But, in "Dude where's my car", they simply left "dude" untranslated.

DUBFACTS

Organichu

cersei doing the stairmaster each morning while eating a martinesque meal of duck with honeyed hotpods

Hamurabi

So It Goes wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

Are you talking about the Queen of the North? (Haven't watched the episode yet.)

Because -- in the most non-objectifying, I-respect-you-as-a-person-with-agency sense possible -- she has a bangin' body.

how dare you compliment a woman

Oh gof I have offended the Femputer.

I will castrate myself in ritual Femukku.

21stCentury

Sarksus wrote: »

21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

tapeslinger

Sarksus wrote: »

We aren't a lamer version of tumblr

we are a lamer version of reddit

not possible, we would need to reach a critical mass of at least 50% libertarian nutjobs to counterbalance the liberal bias here

Corehealer

Sarksus wrote: »

We aren't a lamer version of tumblr

we are a lamer version of reddit

Hardly. We are a lamer version of Hollywood Squares. Reddit is only barely better then 4chan, depending on which subreddit you go to.

Hakkekage

But then occassionally GOT throws us this

(no spoilers, just sexy)

And it's like

...ok :<

Sarksus

21stCentury wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

IS THIS A REAL POST

y2jake215

"25 Tattoos that will Blow you away with Special Features"

what does this even mean

So It Goes

Hakkekage wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

srsly

like srsly khaleesi when do you have time to lift

do you just bench press your horse across Essos

the khaleesi workout

girl let's do it

21stCentury

Sarksus wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

IS THIS A REAL POST

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

it might be?

y2jake215

"There's a Detail No One Has Noticed Before"


"Even Fans Didn't Spotted IT at First"

So It Goes

Hamurabi wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

Are you talking about the Queen of the North? (Haven't watched the episode yet.)

Because -- in the most non-objectifying, I-respect-you-as-a-person-with-agency sense possible -- she has a bangin' body.

how dare you compliment a woman

Oh gof I have offended the Femputer.

I will castrate myself in ritual Femukku.

I just thought it was cute you predicated your opinion of her looks like that.

like, HBO is basically asking you to objectify her. meta commentary and all.

just go watch the ep!

Hamurabi

y2jake215 wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

she is purdy

so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

DIS SHOW CRAY

this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

it was pretty sweet when the guy who would make me feel inadequate about my body died

now I'm a ok

I love the line from last season.

"That's something for men with skinny arms to explain," or something to that effect.

Mim

Hakkekage wrote: »

But then occassionally GOT throws us this

(no spoilers, just sexy)

And it's like

...ok :<

I died. You have killed me.