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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    All of the subreddits I go to are great. They either compare to discussion here or provide something I can't get here. Like you fools don't talk enough about Pokemon and Nerf.
  • tapeslingertapeslinger utter Yog-Sothothery mmm, soulsRegistered User regular
    corehealer knows where it's at
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Now I am obsessed with Nerf

    I am on the sub-Reddit and the wiki and I'm looking at mods and paint schemes and I am amazed at how dedicated people are to finding clearance items. Some dude found a bunch of blasters for a couple bucks a piece and bought like 10.

    sarksus

    stahp

    NO

    I bought one tonight for $6 instead of $20

    I HAVE THE BARGAIN DISEASE

    oh god.

    we'll have to cut off his wallet.
    NO.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    cersei doing the stairmaster each morning while eating a martinesque meal of duck with honeyed hotpods lamb and pease in a trencher of bread

    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    And the weird thing is, I wouldn't even want that on top of me. I just like looking at it.
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    pease is a stupid word
    NO.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    "25 Tattoos that will Blow you away with Special Features"

    what does this even mean

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    But srsly, Sarksman...

    What's so special about the Occulus Rift (AKA Virtual Boy 2.0)?
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    pease is a stupid word

    it's not a word according to firefox.
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    But then occassionally GOT throws us this

    (no spoilers, just sexy)
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    And it's like

    ...ok :<

    he needs to shave his face and keep doing that mysterious eye thing forever
    NO.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

    But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

    IS THIS A REAL POST

    I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

    it might be?

    If it is, I am shocked and appalled. Your not living up to your name.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

    But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

    IS THIS A REAL POST

    I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

    it might be?

    The Virtual Boy was a pathetic headset with one color, shitty resolution, and no care for one's field of vision.

    The Oculus Rift is HD, has a high field of view, all the colors, and head tracking!
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    pease is a stupid word

    It's so stupid it's not even a real word.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

    that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it
    she is purdy

    so are both of the ladies in the fucked up theon scene

    DIS SHOW CRAY

    this show makes me feel bad about my body! ITS ALL THEIR FAULT

    srsly

    like srsly khaleesi when do you have time to lift

    do you just bench press your horse across Essos
    the khaleesi workout

    girl let's do it

    I saw the HBO exhibit in NYC

    She is itsy bitsy

    it's kind of crazy
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    pease is a stupid word

    it's not a word according to firefox.

    Neither is cisgendered or neuroscientist.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    Gendry

    runners up: shirtless Robb, shirtless Lt. Daniels
    NO.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    21st if you are talking about the oculus rift and have just compared it to the virtual boy I WILL THROW DOWN

    But... it's the same thing... It's just a color virtual boy...

    IS THIS A REAL POST

    I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

    it might be?

    The Virtual Boy was a pathetic headset with one color, shitty resolution, and no care for one's field of vision.

    The Oculus Rift is HD, has a high field of view, all the colors, and head tracking!

    But it's still a gimmick for more "immersion", IMO.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    The Oculus Rift completely supplants your sense of sight in a believable manner. It is Snow Crash shit. Real virtual reality.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I just thought it was cute you predicated your opinion of her looks like that.

    like, HBO is basically asking you to objectify her. meta commentary and all.

    just go watch the ep!

    So there are some personality traits of mine that I don't know whether to ascribe to my extremely conservative Pakistani Muslim upbringing, or to quirks of my own...

    But my attitudes (or non-attitudes, really) toward women are one of those things.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    HE'S JUST AN OBJECT TO BE ARRESTED BY MY FEMALE GAZE, HE IS NAMELESS
    it's Gendry being a sweaty oiled up dirty blacksmith
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    And the weird thing is, I wouldn't even want that on top of me. I just like looking at it.

    When you earn your billions and retire, perhaps your philanthropic gift to the world could be a Man Zoo. Men with chiseled abs in cages flexing and posing for the visitors all day long.
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=39LgwPgICas

    There we go.

    hah, that mayor or race official dude is voiced by Carl Lumbly
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    HE'S JUST AN OBJECT TO BE ARRESTED BY MY FEMALE GAZE, HE IS NAMELESS
    it's Gendry being a sweaty oiled up dirty blacksmith

    Those traps.

    Bro must do shrugs all day.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The Oculus Rift completely supplants your sense of sight in a believable manner. It is Snow Crash shit. Real virtual reality.

    i don't see how that will actually change anything about games.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    Gendry

    runners up: shirtless Robb, shirtless Lt. Daniels

    shirtless Lt. Daniels caught me off guard more than any other piece of nudity in all of media

    even Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    pease is a stupid word

    It's so stupid it's not even a real word.

    pease porridge raging right now
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    HE'S JUST AN OBJECT TO BE ARRESTED BY MY FEMALE GAZE, HE IS NAMELESS
    it's Gendry being a sweaty oiled up dirty blacksmith

    mah goodness
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    And the weird thing is, I wouldn't even want that on top of me. I just like looking at it.

    When you earn your billions and retire, perhaps your philanthropic gift to the world could be a Man Zoo. Men with chiseled abs in cages flexing and posing for the visitors all day long.

    I would do this, but I would make the most muscle-y, frat boys kiss in special sections of the Man Zoo.

    yeaaah, that's cool.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    Gendry

    runners up: shirtless Robb, shirtless Lt. Daniels

    shirtless Lt. Daniels caught me off guard more than any other piece of nudity in all of media

    even Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    I wasn't complainin'
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Need more Oliver Queen doing pull ups from Arrow.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    Gendry

    runners up: shirtless Robb, shirtless Lt. Daniels

    shirtless Lt. Daniels caught me off guard more than any other piece of nudity in all of media

    even Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    It was slightly jarring, I agree.

    Mostly because I was like, "Daaaamn Lt. Daniels."
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    G'evening [chat]!

    I need to watch TWO Game of Thrones episodes now. This past week went by reallllly fast.

    Also, LEAFS WON HOLY F-BALLS THIS IS AMAZING TIME FOR GAME SEVEN BABAY

    Further, regarding gifs not being amazing:

    http://i.imgur.com/PaGwFJk.jpg

    Finally,

    @Ravenhpltc24

    So I'm closing tonight at work. My timid little dishwasher (our youngest, I think he's 17), who usually doesn't say much, asks me at the end of the night if he can put some music on while we clean up, and if I care what kind of music it is.

    I say of course, go right ahead.

    This is the first song that comes on:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Like so...

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    which dude is that in hakks post I can't tell

    Gendry

    runners up: shirtless Robb, shirtless Lt. Daniels

    shirtless Lt. Daniels caught me off guard more than any other piece of nudity in all of media

    even Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    I wasn't complainin'

    I imagine it's how our parents felt when they saw Sharon Stone in Fatal Attraction
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    i'm off to bed.

    Because the occulus rift PUTS ME TO SLEEP, OH SNAP!
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    just *gasp*
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    And the weird thing is, I wouldn't even want that on top of me. I just like looking at it.

    When you earn your billions and retire, perhaps your philanthropic gift to the world could be a Man Zoo. Men with chiseled abs in cages flexing and posing for the visitors all day long.

    I would do this, but I would make the most muscle-y, frat boys kiss in special sections of the Man Zoo.

    yeaaah, that's cool.

    This is all just reminding me of how much I loved it when John Hamm was like, "It's making me uncomfortable all the scrutiny I am getting for my dong even though it's supposed to be a compliment, it's like, this is my body, stop commenting on it"

    And I was like

    bro...bro is starting to get it
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The Oculus Rift completely supplants your sense of sight in a believable manner. It is Snow Crash shit. Real virtual reality.

    i don't see how that will actually change anything about games.

    21st you are killing me

    I can't believe me yelling VIRTUAL REALITY isn't enough. It's virtual reality! Doesn't every nerd grow up having wet dreams about interacting with immersive game worlds that blur the lines between game and real life.

    Do you like Skyrim? I love Skyrim. I loved exploring Skyrim. It was an incredibly immersive game. If I could experience Skyrim as though I were actually there that would be great for me. I wouldn't feel cold, or smell the food or people, but as far as my sense of sight was concerned I wouldn't be looking at a screen, I'd be looking at an actual world.
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