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Sarksus · May 2013

superman is kind of gimped in the show

Hakkekage · May 2013

Winky

You are

too high to post

Cinders · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

1. I want to write a short story that is set in the "too distant future". The plotline, events, and character motivations will all be entirely incomprehensible because technology, culture, and human life has changed too much for modern people to relate on even a basic level.

2. It would be neat to explore the narrative structures/tropes that would be developed by an alien society that was very deeply and fundamentally different from us on a biological level. It's something that's very commonly touched upon in a lot of sci-fi but not usually explored very deeply or taken seriously. Like, what aspects of their life would they develop rituals around, how would their basic metaphors develop (for instance, what would replace our use of darkness and light in moral terms for a nocturnal species?), what kind of events would engender strong emotions in them that would be impossible for us to relate to?

3. I feel as though there should be a moratorium on fantasy worlds that have a basis in there being "different races" with intrinsic racial characteristics. I mean, it's a pretty hilariously awful notion steeped in unconscious racism. You cannot have a story involving "orcs" that does not recapitulate in some way a myriad of incredibly awful real-world historical stereotypes. I don't know much about Tolkien, though I understand that he was a pretty progressive person. I get the impression that his intention was to lovingly create a mythology whole-cloth that authentically followed the themes of those of ancient cultures, and he was simply transcribing the racism inherent in our actual mythologies. The big problem is that all the fantasy worlds following Tolkien are simply trying to evoke the same sense of adventure and wonder inherent in his stories and obliviously carrying over the rest of the extremely questionable themes along with it. I find that sci-fi that has a lot of humanoid aliens is guilty of pretty much exactly the same thing and very blatantly substitutes species for "racial other". Like Klingons and Vulcans are just humans, and have defining physical features, cultures, and philosophies that are less different from human beings than Europeans are from South East Asians. I mean, any given Vulcan is literally more similar to Kirk in terms of physical characteristics, the stereotypes that he faces, and the cultural attitudes of his ancestors than Sulu is. And yet these ethnic differences are displayed as so alien that they are literally alien. And no one can deny that the Asari in Mass Effect are just plain straight up walking fetishizations of "exotic beauty" in a way that speaks volumes of awful things about white dudes. I mean, 'Asari' is literally a Japanese surname for christ's sake. It bothers me that our collective imagination for what constitutes a bizarre alien culture from the other side of the galaxy isn't nearly as different from us as other human cultures that actually exist in reality.

4. It is incredibly bizarre to think about the fact that the vast majority of things each of us knows about the world, as individuals, is based entirely in absurdly, extremely tiny amounts of information. For instance, the fact that China exists. For me, it is technically possible that China doesn't exist, and that everything I have ever been shown regarding China, including being taught it's language, is part of an elaborate hoax. Yes, I know this is just standard "whoa man" stoner's first Descartes fare, and that it's not in-and-of-itself philosophically interesting and matters little for any practical reason: I am going to go on believing China exists because the alternative is absurdly implausible. What interests me more is simply the confidence that I have in China's reality. China is a very real and concrete place in my mind, as real as the US, and I have very concrete ideas of what it's like. But how much of China have I actually seen, or read about, or heard? The amount of information necessary to describe everything about China, or even just everything of human interest in China, is so astronomically vast in comparison to the amount of information I've actually consumed about it that it's staggering. There are 1.3 billion human beings living their entire lives in China, and literally everything I have ever comprehended amounts to what you can manage in a tiny fraction of an entire human life. I know fucking nothing about China: no single human being knows a fucking thing about China that even registers on a scale of what China actually is. The amount we know about the world in comparison to the amount there is to know about it is beyond any attempt at comprehension. What it makes me realize is not simply that I don't know shit about China, but I don't know shit about the US either, or anything else for that matter. The models we have in our heads are such pale imitations of the world that's actually there that it's beyond incredible to think that they resemble reality in the slightest. You literally cannot imagine 7 billion unique human beings in anything approaching a close approximation. And yet we all, extremely regularly, operate on assumptions that apply to all of mankind. We act as though the same 400 or 500 or 1000 or so archetypes that represent all of the unique personalities that we are physically capable of imagining are repeated 7 million times across the globe. The reality that we operate within on a day-to-day basis is a cartoonish card-board cut-out of something that doesn't even vaguely approach the real world. We are literally incapable of seeing it any other way.

5. Yes I am super fucking high right now, fuck you.

Winky, have you read the Culture books?

Dynagrip · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Ever since i noticed this comedian has a glass eye, i can't not see it.

i apparently ruined Stephen Colbert for my family by pointing out his freak ear.

Cokebotle · May 2013

evilbob wrote: »

Why don't I have an option of when buying prescription glasses of getting the lenses polarized for 3d movies? Wearing glasses on top of glasses fucking sucks.

My solution is to just not watch 3D movies.

Granted, I've only seen 2 but I haven't thought afterwards, "That was totally worth it!"

Cinders · May 2013

Also, Winky. Just so you know.

Hakkekage · May 2013

Cinders wrote: »

Also, Winky. Just so you know.

Don't muse, just

21stCentury · May 2013

I wish i had something interesting to say right now.

Butts.

Hakkekage · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

I wish i had something interesting to say right now.

Butts.

Yes, but have you considered ass

Variable · May 2013

I like butts and ass

how can I choose

21stCentury · May 2013

Cokebotle wrote: »

evilbob wrote: »

Why don't I have an option of when buying prescription glasses of getting the lenses polarized for 3d movies? Wearing glasses on top of glasses fucking sucks.

My solution is to just not watch 3D movies.

Granted, I've only seen 2 but I haven't thought afterwards, "That was totally worth it!"

I don't think i've ever seen a 3d movie that was really worth seeing in 3d...

Organichu · May 2013

Variable wrote: »

I like butts and ass

how can I choose

what sort of monster would ask you to choose

Hakkekage · May 2013

Oh and @Litejedi

Meet @21stCentury

21st, Litejedi plays a lot of games

Litejedi, 21stCentury wants to make a game

discuss

SammyF · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

I wish i had something interesting to say right now.

Butts.

Yes, but have you considered ass

I haven't stopped considering ass.

Variable · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

Variable wrote: »

I like butts and ass

how can I choose

what sort of monster would ask you to choose

hax proposed ass as an alternative to butts

I got scared

21stCentury · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

I wish i had something interesting to say right now.

Butts.

Yes, but have you considered ass

i have not.

My world made sense seconds ago...

I am falling. Into a dimension, not of time and space, but of butts and asses. Swirling around me, butts and asses in a vortex of odors and sights...

Cinders · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

I wish i had something interesting to say right now.

Butts.

Yes, but have you considered ass

21stCentury · May 2013

Also, Hakks, i don't "want to make a game".

I am making several games.

In fact, i think i'll start working on my crazy idea for a tabletop RPG.

It'll be based on a modular action system and it will be heavy metal themed...

Maybe i could get the Brutal Legend license!

Hakkekage · May 2013

Variable wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Variable wrote: »

I like butts and ass

how can I choose

what sort of monster would ask you to choose

hax proposed ass as an alternative to butts

I got scared

We can privilege ass over butts, or butts over ass

But the true blessing is that we live in a democracy that allows butts and ass to exist together, if not in harmony then in mutual respect and admiration, equally equipped to make their cases in the court of public opinion

God bless the United States of Glutes

Gooey · May 2013

tapeslinger · May 2013

it's almost like we don't need to actually talk when we could just slowly become a lamer version of tumblr

Mim · May 2013

God, these pretzel bites are

AMAZING

Hamurabi · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Cokebotle wrote: »

evilbob wrote: »

Why don't I have an option of when buying prescription glasses of getting the lenses polarized for 3d movies? Wearing glasses on top of glasses fucking sucks.

My solution is to just not watch 3D movies.

Granted, I've only seen 2 but I haven't thought afterwards, "That was totally worth it!"

I don't think i've ever seen a 3d movie that was really worth seeing in 3d...

Trong: Legacy was well-done 3D.

Organichu · May 2013

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

Hakkekage · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Also, Hakks, i don't "want to make a game".

I am making several games.

In fact, i think i'll start working on my crazy idea for a tabletop RPG.

It'll be based on a modular action system and it will be heavy metal themed...

Maybe i could get the Brutal Legend license!

ok well, I am just sayin'

Litejedi knows his shit and we chatted yesterday and I thought it would be good to hook you dudes up

not like in that way pervert

Variable · May 2013

you learn something new everyday

today I learned butts are great, even if they'll never be dat ass

21stCentury · May 2013

Hamurabi wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Cokebotle wrote: »

evilbob wrote: »

Why don't I have an option of when buying prescription glasses of getting the lenses polarized for 3d movies? Wearing glasses on top of glasses fucking sucks.

My solution is to just not watch 3D movies.

Granted, I've only seen 2 but I haven't thought afterwards, "That was totally worth it!"

I don't think i've ever seen a 3d movie that was really worth seeing in 3d...

Tron: Legacy was well-done 3D.

Yeah, that is true.

Seeing a close-up of a man being shot in the face in 3d was pretty sweet.

Cinders · May 2013

...I wish I had HBO at home.

Mim · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

WAIT...is that an actual porn or are you talking about the show.

emnmnme · May 2013

Ahaha, the Batmobile is the Flintstone's car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0eJNQ-3n0o

21stCentury · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Also, Hakks, i don't "want to make a game".

I am making several games.

In fact, i think i'll start working on my crazy idea for a tabletop RPG.

It'll be based on a modular action system and it will be heavy metal themed...

Maybe i could get the Brutal Legend license!

ok well, I am just sayin'

Litejedi knows his shit and we chatted yesterday and I thought it would be good to hook you dudes up

not like in that way pervert

Thanks, though.

I just wanted to clarify the games thing... I am above and beyond those guys who "totally have an idea for a game, man". I just want to lord over everyone here. Look at my works and despair, I am 21stCentury, King of Games.

Organichu · May 2013

i'm talking about the show

Hakkekage · May 2013

tapeslinger wrote: »

it's almost like we don't need to actually talk when we could just slowly become a lamer version of tumblr

GIFS BELOW 500KB ARE CIVILIZATION

Hamurabi · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

So what you're telling me is that I shouldn't watch tonight's episode with my sister this time.

Got it.

So It Goes · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

that body was an airbrushed fantasy, I will hear nothing more of it

Variable · May 2013

I love queen stark

deep, abiding

tapeslinger · May 2013

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight has not actually seen it

Organichu · May 2013

Hamurabi wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i was watching a porn tonight called game of thrones and there was a scene where a lady's leg was draped over a dude and her glutes were all BAM, taut from the stretched leg and i was like awwwww yissssss in between milking cows and sewing up wounds with goat hair stitches or whatever dis ancient bish prolly does some pilates

So what you're telling me is that I shouldn't watch tonight's episode with my sister this time.

Got it.

i wouldn't watch a preview of any episode that was aired on nickelodeon with my sister

Mim · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

i'm talking about the show

I'm going to need a screenshot of dat ass

Cinders · May 2013

tapeslinger wrote: »

variadude! We need to hang out soon

we are finally at a point in our moving thing where we might be able to have people over soon

there has been some discussion of a Big Lebowski night
since hakks by some major oversight not actually seen it

How do you live without seeing the Big Lebowski?

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