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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also a water gun flamethrower

    for riots

    because no-one stops the guy with the water gun

    until it is too late

    That plastic flame thrower will not serve you well I'm afraid.

    I would mace/taser/tear gas that guy on the spot because people have put urine in those things.

    Spraying people with urine is poor form.

    But using a water gun with urine is an effective method to mark territory though.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ah, morons. What would youtube be without you.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Tav wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

    this is an astronaut covering Space Oddity on the ISS

    Chris Hadfield is an awesome dude.

    I think he's done being the boss of the ISS, though?
    21stCentury on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)

    oh no did your brother rob you : (
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    "Hey let's do this indoors!"
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)

    oh no did your brother rob you : (

    yup

    went right in my wallet while i was sleeping, took $20

    already spent the money, aunt halfheartedly yelled at him, still letting him sleep here, i can't do anything about it

    heh
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)

    oh no did your brother rob you : (

    yup

    went right in my wallet while i was sleeping, took $20

    already spent the money, aunt halfheartedly yelled at him, still letting him sleep here, i can't do anything about it

    heh

    you should let a friend buy you lunch
    NO.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    "Hey let's do this indoors!"

    for a riot I would bring this if I could think of enough canned food based puns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFK5eVmZ3o
    Abdhyius on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    sux bro :( so I infer this is fucking up your hangout plans w mim and el
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    not necessarily shoot it at the cops. Just someone.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    or you and el been fuckin, you dont want it to come to light and youre tryin to head this off
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)

    oh no did your brother rob you : (

    yup

    went right in my wallet while i was sleeping, took $20

    already spent the money, aunt halfheartedly yelled at him, still letting him sleep here, i can't do anything about it

    heh

    secretly record him confessing and turn him into the police (uhh if you're not in one of those dumbass 2 party consent states)

    I dunno, I'm terrible at this stuff because, while I have a half brother, I am not devoted enough to any of my family not to sell them down the river for harming me.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Yeah, Chris Hadfield released his cover of Space Oddity specifically as a "goodbye" thing as he's leaving the ISS.

    That guy is one of them Canadians that make me proud. Of Canada.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)

    oh no did your brother rob you : (

    yup

    went right in my wallet while i was sleeping, took $20

    already spent the money, aunt halfheartedly yelled at him, still letting him sleep here, i can't do anything about it

    heh

    secretly record him confessing and turn him into the police (uhh if you're not in one of those dumbass 2 party consent states)

    I dunno, I'm terrible at this stuff because, while I have a half brother, I am not devoted enough to any of my family not to sell them down the river for harming me.

    this isn't some semi-noble devotion to my brother or even to my aunt's feelings about him. it's self-preservation: doing something major (beating him up, getting him in legal trouble) would make my life significantly worse by souring my relationship with my aunt up to maybe getting me kicked out. so it's not really an option.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    waaaaay more than you've currently done. It's a moot point for a while
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.
    NO.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil i saw but wasn't sure what to say :( not like i'm going hungry or whatever. worse things in the world than a shithead stealing your socialization money. lunch and regional rail two ways is bleeeeeeeh.

    (observe my being torn between not wanting to take advantage of your generosity and not wanting to offend you by thinking i don't want to hang out... mother of god)
    it is cool dogg

    like, if you really don't want to, i understand

    but i ain't gotta problem treating y'all to lunch, so don't worry on my account
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.

    when it's the last option, I guess?

    unless you hate cats or are really lazy and awful.
    NO.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.

    I think she understands that just fine. It's just baffling because it's like, he hasn't made enough effort to even deserve to be asking the question
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    what I would actually do at a riot would be to wear my blue man suit and gyrate all over the cops until they get wierded out and leave.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    elendil y'all is a contraction of the two words "you all" and as such is implying that i am more than one person, i.e. that my girth constitutes multiple people

    why have you done this to me
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    chu also have you considered wearing a slinky red dress and keeping your wallet in your cleav

    with a booby trap
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil y'all is a contraction of the two words "you all" and as such is implying that i am more than one person, i.e. that my girth constitutes multiple people

    why have you done this to me
    mim

    god you narcissist
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil y'all is a contraction of the two words "you all" and as such is implying that i am more than one person, i.e. that my girth constitutes multiple people

    why have you done this to me

    He wasn't just inviting you to lunch. It was you and your magnificent rack.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.

    when it's the last option, I guess?

    unless you hate cats or are really lazy and awful.

    it's never really the last option, though, there's always more effort you could do!
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    god damn, two cleavage jokes, wholly independent of each other aimed at chu on the same page, merely one post apart. Chu take the gun out of your mouth.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    elendil y'all is a contraction of the two words "you all" and as such is implying that i am more than one person, i.e. that my girth constitutes multiple people

    why have you done this to me
    mim

    god you narcissist

    curse your mastery of this confounding language
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.

    when it's the last option, I guess?

    unless you hate cats or are really lazy and awful.

    it's never really the last option, though, there's always more effort you could do!

    then maybe you shouldn't kill the cat!
    NO.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    apparently Target has a sale for the predecessor of a new blaster that's coming out

    $6 for a $20 blaster
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Cats are cute so people will adopt them.

    It'll be fine.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i mean if you are sure elendil and it is not an imposition i would be delighted to have lunch and look at pictures of white people with y'all

    but i would also need a small handful of dollars to take the r7 back home if that is an acceptable arrangement :5
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    apparently Target has a sale for the predecessor of a new blaster that's coming out

    $6 for a $20 blaster

    If you walk down the right street in Jackson, MS you can go $2 for a $20 blaster, but I can't guarantee you won't need a bloodtest afterward.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    actually it might already be sold out, the info I found is a few days old
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i mean if you are sure elendil and it is not an imposition i would be delighted to have lunch and look at pictures of white people with y'all

    but i would also need a small handful of dollars to take the r7 back home if that is an acceptable arrangement :5
    sure

    i mean

    obviously i'll need a beejer

    but let's not pretend that wasn't going to happen anyway
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  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sounds like you haven't even tried yet ham.

    I mean, god damn, trying to save a cat's life is really that inconvenient for you that you can't make a phonecall or craigslist post?

    Like I said, I am perfectly willing to jump through a set number of hoops.

    But there are limits. That was more what I was getting at -- the principle of the thing. Like at what point does it become a real question as to whether you're willing to jump through x number of hoops before The Other Thing becomes a question.

    I still don't understand what you're getting at.

    at what point do you give up and have the cats killed, to summarize.

    I think she understands that just fine. It's just baffling because it's like, he hasn't made enough effort to even deserve to be asking the question

    That might be a stretch.

    He's been making posts about the cat situation for ages now. It sounds like this is just the latest cat thing that's been made his problem, in a long line of cat things that's been made his problem.

    If I was him, I'd just go and move to New Zealand.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    or well I guess it's the last option when the hypothetical deadline for when you can't keep the cat anymore comes around and you haven't managed to offload them anywhere. Say you're moving or something.
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