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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    even though I've barely heard a thing about him since Insomniac stopped running

    Dave's old porn was pretty good.
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i think pot would be pretty bad for some types of depression, depending on the person

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    woot, time to head to board game night. With any luck will be playing High Frontier this evening.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    maybe I would like a poached egg with a steak but I have never had it
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky do you still work at the aging institute

    yessir

    have you figured out a more convenient living/transit situation?

    nosir
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another

    okay?

    i was supposed to get drunk at the girls place tonight and let what happens happen

    but yeah oops

    that sucks, bro

    #smug
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't like drinking beer with food. The taste of beer is really strong and hasn't ever really complemented the food I've eaten.
    Beer goes well with high fat content, greasy food, as it is really good at washing the grease down.

    So like Beer and french fries, beer and german sausages... THATs good beer food.

    So I guess I would enjoy a beer with a steak pom frites.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    even though I've barely heard a thing about him since Insomniac stopped running

    Dave's old porn was pretty good.

    my lack of showtime bit me on that one
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky do you still work at the aging institute

    yessir

    have you figured out a more convenient living/transit situation?

    nosir

    *hand on shoulder*
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Okay, i'm gonna cheer myself up for real...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

    Listen to that on loop while i work on my card game.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I don't know that I've ever been able to make out whats going on when I've been pocket dialed, I don't know if that's really a death knell for your evening
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Teehee, there's a book titled "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Chattel"
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Does... does the new Penny Arcade kickstarter really have a goal of $10

    hmm

    hmm
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'

    I am so gay for body mod in general though sometimes its hard to tell when my positions are extreme
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Drugs are awesome and I smoke in a safe place surrounded by people I love and trust in small amounts and have only had positive side effects

    Also a neurologist has recommended I take weed for my migraines and stress levels

    Deal w/ it
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another

    okay?

    i was supposed to get drunk at the girls place tonight and let what happens happen

    but yeah oops

    that sucks, bro

    #smug

    Ha, it's like his girls get jealous when you're boning more than one of them at a time or something
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  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Does... does the new Penny Arcade kickstarter really have a goal of $10

    hmm

    hmm
    Basically, they were going to do it anyways. It wasn't about doing the thing, it was about making the thing better via stretch goals. And these goals do have a monetary cost associated with them, unlike the podcast itself, which is pretty much free to make.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    okay

    two miles

    and arm curls and crunches and stuff

    and push-ups because I want to impress quid
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Teehee, there's a book titled "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Chattel"

    Is this book about goreans or something?
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Drugs are awesome and I smoke in a safe place surrounded by people I love and trust in small amounts and have only had positive side effects

    Also a neurologist has recommended I take weed for my migraines and stress levels

    Deal w/ it
    snoop is not a neurologist
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Drugs are awesome and I smoke in a safe place surrounded by people I love and trust in small amounts and have only had positive side effects

    Also a neurologist has recommended I take weed for my migraines and stress levels

    Deal w/ it

    Your a champion Cass. Puff that ganja.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'

    I am so gay for body mod in general though sometimes its hard to tell when my positions are extreme

    bifurcated dick for a wand
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    I wish I had all the tattoos







    : (
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Hey Chu, this will please you: so I just got back from my stats final, TOTALLY FORGOT there was a conceptual portion (we were allowed to use the painstaking portfolios we made for the computational portion). Anyway, I didn't study AT ALL because I worked so damn hard on that portfolio and knew I'd be fine. So I got a 9/13 on the conceptual stuff because I forget everything. Fail.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I need boobs so Hannah Hart finds me attractive.

    No more pushups.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Teehee, there's a book titled "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Chattel"

    Is this book about goreans or something?

    No, it is a book about all human societies.

    And the fact that marriage is not a contract between a man and a woman it is a contract between two men over ownership of a woman.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'

    I am so gay for body mod in general though sometimes its hard to tell when my positions are extreme

    i mean i think in general it's probably considered useful shorthand to say you don't dig some stuff- in the sense that like, stuff you like is contrasted with stuff you don't. so like, if you're the type of person who says 'it was alright' to every movie ever then it wouldn't make sense to ask you for a movie recommendation. because it's not much of an endorsement for you to be into something when there isn't stuff that fails to do it for you, i think.

    so for example if i have a tattoo idea it might feel weird to run it by you because you will think anything sounds cool i guess?

    (in this hypothetical i mean, i will still consult with you before i put anyting on my body *nod*)
  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    My quest to pay this months rent is starting to get ridiculous.

    I know I dropped it off one evening last week. I verify that last night when I don't find the check on my desk, dropped off a note to the office last night with the info. Get a call this morning saying to stop payment and issue a new check, which I did when I got home.

    Except when I go to drop it off at the office I see that sometime today they screwed their mail slot shut.
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    I want to cut and dye my hair really badly right now. Just want a change.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    phone pocket dialed one girl while i was on a date with another

    okay?

    i was supposed to get drunk at the girls place tonight and let what happens happen

    but yeah oops

    If Feral did that, he'd have to invite the other girl over as well.

    What if he had a long day and was tired you ask? Well tough, suck it up you big babby and finish that threesome!
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    And now I'm listening to Neutral Milk Hotel again.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I want to cut and dye my hair really badly right now. Just want a change.

    blue or purple

    maybe even green but green doesn't always end up looking as good.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'

    I am so gay for body mod in general though sometimes its hard to tell when my positions are extreme

    i mean i think in general it's probably considered useful shorthand to say you don't dig some stuff- in the sense that like, stuff you like is contrasted with stuff you don't. so like, if you're the type of person who says 'it was alright' to every movie ever then it wouldn't make sense to ask you for a movie recommendation. because it's not much of an endorsement for you to be into something when there isn't stuff that fails to do it for you, i think.

    so for example if i have a tattoo idea it might feel weird to run it by you because you will think anything sounds cool i guess?

    (in this hypothetical i mean, i will still consult with you before i put anyting on my body *nod*)

    hmm maybe I am not clear

    like a poorly done tattoo I would say oh that is bad : (

    but stylistically I have seen good tattoos in lot of genres

    so if you were like oh I want and old school tattoo, i personally wouldnt want that style but you can get a good one if thats what you like
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Does... does the new Penny Arcade kickstarter really have a goal of $10

    hmm

    hmm
    Basically, they were going to do it anyways. It wasn't about doing the thing, it was about making the thing better via stretch goals. And these goals do have a monetary cost associated with them, unlike the podcast itself, which is pretty much free to make.

    eh

    I have opinions on this kind of thing, but I am also phone posting, so I won't get into it
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu wrote:
    hmmm

    they look ungood to me usually i think

    are there any tattoos you hate (i don't mean this sarcastically)

    hmm

    not categorically I dont think

    like bad tattoos are bad obvi

    but I like face tattoos and neck tattoos and hand tattoos and foot tattoos

    I personally wouldnt get one on my scalp or dick or bhole but I dont think they are bad

    hmmm

    that's an interesting position

    is this extreme or strange

    i cant judge myself

    i mean i guess it's the opposite of extreme? it's extremely inclusive. i really like fashion and clothes and shoes and stuff, but there are plenty i strongly dislike. or i really dig spy movies (like bourne stuff) but there are some i don't like. it's just uncommon to hear 'they're all basically cool and interesting to me as long as they're not poorly done, though i wouldn't personally choose some'

    I am so gay for body mod in general though sometimes its hard to tell when my positions are extreme

    i mean i think in general it's probably considered useful shorthand to say you don't dig some stuff- in the sense that like, stuff you like is contrasted with stuff you don't. so like, if you're the type of person who says 'it was alright' to every movie ever then it wouldn't make sense to ask you for a movie recommendation. because it's not much of an endorsement for you to be into something when there isn't stuff that fails to do it for you, i think.

    so for example if i have a tattoo idea it might feel weird to run it by you because you will think anything sounds cool i guess?

    (in this hypothetical i mean, i will still consult with you before i put anyting on my body *nod*)

    hmm maybe I am not clear

    like a poorly done tattoo I would say oh that is bad : (

    but stylistically I have seen good tattoos in lot of genres

    so if you were like oh I want and old school tattoo, i personally wouldnt want that style but you can get a good one if thats what you like

    oh yeah i meant the idea not the execution
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    And now I'm listening to Neutral Milk Hotel again.

    JESUS CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »

    bifurcated dick for a wand

    genital mods are interesting but they make my hands sweat
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Also cut it short. Not like short short but something shorter than shoulder length.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    And now I'm listening to Neutral Milk Hotel again.

    JESUS CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

    go on
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Sweet, they're coming to Urbana next fall!
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