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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I read a couple of the Xanth books when I was a horny teenager and they were too creepy even for me.
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    And then you find out the solution to all of Xanth's problems is literally the Prisoner's Dilemma.
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    I read atlas shrugged when I was thirteen and I


    adored

    it


    it blew my mind

    I couldn't figure out why they didn't make us read it in school

    I got it for people as a gift
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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    still didn't read that fucking speech though
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    You know what fantasy books stuck out in my mind

    The Magic Kingdom Of Landover series

    For the longest time I thought they were written by Terry Goodkind and I was ashamed

    now I know it's Terry Brooks

    slightly less ashamed
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  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    The library by my parents' house had a book in the fantasy section with an almost naked lady on the cover. I always wanted to read it but could never work up the courage to take it to the check-out counter.
    Old Red Ink on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I read a bunch of terry brooks


    I can still remember the creeping revelation as I realized sword of shannara was completely shamelessly playing mad libs with lord of the rings
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I remember now that it was specifically Burroughs' Pellucidar novels that we had
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I was super weirded out when my high school teacher recommended I read The Pillars Of The Earth and I read it and I was like MAN there's a lot of rape in this book
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    call of the wild was rad and tom sawyer was so rad that on a road trip to saint louis I made my parents stop at a cave system in missouri that prominently featured in tom sawyer

  • Crimson KingCrimson King the freedom of birds is an insult to me i'd have them all in zoosRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    We talkin' about trashy/pulpy fiction we read when younger?

    Because let me tell you about Matthew Reilly.

    what do you mean, when we were younger
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    We talkin' about trashy/pulpy fiction we read when younger?

    Because let me tell you about Matthew Reilly.

    What do you mean "younger"
    I read Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves like 3 months ago
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    let me tell you about how much I loved the Chronicles of Narnia
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I thought Hatchet was totally bitchin' rad as a kid and also I used to carry around my grandpa's old army survival guide and read it

    I'm surprised I didn't become a crazy survivalist
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  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    We talkin' about trashy/pulpy fiction we read when younger?

    Because let me tell you about Matthew Reilly.

    What do you mean "younger"
    I read Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves like 3 months ago

    That still counts as younger!

    I say this, being someone who reads Hovercar Racer regularly.
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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist Look at the faces. Listen to the bells. It's hard to believe we need a place called hell.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I read a bunch of terry brooks


    I can still remember the creeping revelation as I realized sword of shannara was completely shamelessly playing mad libs with lord of the rings

    I never caught that since I read LOTR years later.

    But I really liked Allanon.

    edit:
    like, why the publisher didn't take one look at them and go, "yeah, your young adult fiction is about the magical power women's underwear exerts over the minds of men, maybe stop thinking about that for a while"

    The look on my Mom's face when she saw that book.
    Kevin Crist on
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King the freedom of birds is an insult to me i'd have them all in zoosRegistered User regular
    those fucking Xanth books

    i will never understand how the dude was able to get away with writing like a hundred of them

    like, why the publisher didn't take one look at them and go, "yeah, your young adult fiction is about the magical power women's underwear exerts over the minds of men, maybe stop thinking about that for a while"
  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    I think he wrote a bunch more, actually

    I remember one where he goes back out there with a journalist and oh no the journalist gets sick so he has to take care of him AND SURVIVE
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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    And then there was the version of Hatchet he wrote that took place in outer space!
    except it was actually thousands of years in the future after Earth had been ravaged by Ebola!
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    We talkin' about trashy/pulpy fiction we read when younger?

    Because let me tell you about Matthew Reilly.

    What do you mean "younger"
    I read Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves like 3 months ago

    Did your head explode like a watermelon?
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Hatchet was so good. Now I gotta read it again to see how rose tinted these glasses are.
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    whoa the dude wrote Hatchet books up until 2003
  • Crimson KingCrimson King the freedom of birds is an insult to me i'd have them all in zoosRegistered User regular
    those fucking Xanth books

    i will never understand how the dude was able to get away with writing like a hundred of them

    like, why the publisher didn't take one look at them and go, "yeah, your young adult fiction is about the magical power women's underwear exerts over the minds of men, maybe stop thinking about that for a while"

    mind you i read every single one of them
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    GG, please tell me all of these are available on Kindle, because I've got an internet connection, a credit card, and like 10 hours left in this shift to kill.
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    those fucking Xanth books

    i will never understand how the dude was able to get away with writing like a hundred of them

    like, why the publisher didn't take one look at them and go, "yeah, your young adult fiction is about the magical power women's underwear exerts over the minds of men, maybe stop thinking about that for a while"

    mind you i read every single one of them

    i read quite a few of them
    remember how a lady shifted between ugly + smart and pretty + stupid
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  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    seriously, Sci-Fi Hatchet owns

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transall_Saga
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    And then there was the version of Hatchet he wrote that took place in outer space!
    except it was actually thousands of years in the future after Earth had been ravaged by Ebola!

    OH FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE READ THE TRANSALL SAGA
    THANK YOU
  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    And then there was the version of Hatchet he wrote that took place in outer space!
    except it was actually thousands of years in the future after Earth had been ravaged by Ebola!

    OH FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE READ THE TRANSALL SAGA
    THANK YOU

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    GG, please tell me all of these are available on Kindle, because I've got an internet connection, a credit card, and like 10 hours left in this shift to kill.

    Looks like it
    Hatchet, The River, Brian's Winter, Brian's Return, and Brian's Hunt
    I only read Hatchet and BW though
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    And then there was the version of Hatchet he wrote that took place in outer space!
    except it was actually thousands of years in the future after Earth had been ravaged by Ebola!

    OH FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE READ THE TRANSALL SAGA
    THANK YOU

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    That book threw middle school GG for a fucking loop
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    GG, please tell me all of these are available on Kindle, because I've got an internet connection, a credit card, and like 10 hours left in this shift to kill.

    Looks like it
    Hatchet, The River, Brian's Winter, Brian's Return, and Brian's Hunt
    I only read Hatchet and BW though

    He would later change his name to Les Stroud and make my favorite series.
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    I read Hatchet, River, and Brian's Winter

    I still own them, actually

    I spent summers up in country like that, reading them takes me back there
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    That seriously sounds like a fake sci-fi novel synopsis
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King the freedom of birds is an insult to me i'd have them all in zoosRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    those fucking Xanth books

    i will never understand how the dude was able to get away with writing like a hundred of them

    like, why the publisher didn't take one look at them and go, "yeah, your young adult fiction is about the magical power women's underwear exerts over the minds of men, maybe stop thinking about that for a while"

    mind you i read every single one of them

    i read quite a few of them
    remember how a lady shifted between ugly + smart and pretty + stupid

    wow and it's only just now i realized how that was the worst thing in the world
  • HullisHullis I'm no more a spy than you are- A doctor.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man

    Hatchet

    I fuckin' loved Hatchet

    Hatchet had the semi-sequel that was like what if he didn't make it out before winter? and I was like YOU CAN DO THAT?

    And then there was the version of Hatchet he wrote that took place in outer space!
    except it was actually thousands of years in the future after Earth had been ravaged by Ebola!

    OH FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE READ THE TRANSALL SAGA
    THANK YOU

    I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    That book threw middle school GG for a fucking loop

    I fucking hated that bittersweet ending when I was younger because NOOOOOOO
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    wasn't there a hatchet 2 where he's living in the city and he's all I HATE THIS SHIT and then he ends up back in the woods
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