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Universal Studio's new film in November: Ender's Game

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Wait no she's seventeen.

    Edit : well wikipedia article says she was fifteen, but her birth day and the release date of the film have her as seventeen, so whatever, she was underage.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    In my sex ed class they played this really weird informational video and at some point one of the child actors, for no reason at all, asks the adult "is the penis larger in larger people?" The actor who was short replied "no, tall people can have a small penis too."

    I was the tallest in the class and everyone else (being 13 years old) took that to mean tall = small dick.

    Thanks a lot shitty video.

    You could have proven them wrong then and there.

    The fact that you didn't is your own fault (or maybe nature's?)
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Wait no she's seventeen.

    Edit : well wikipedia article says she was fifteen, but her birth day and the release date of the film have her as seventeen, so whatever, she was underage.

    she was 15 when it was filmed
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  • -Tal-Tal Truth is elusive It's nowhere to be foundRegistered User regular
    I remember watching that in 9th grade and all the kids whispered about the topless scene

    There was profound, palpable disappointment among the boys at the whole lotta Romeo ass for a barely visible flash of tits
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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Best part is that she wasn't allowed into the premier because the film featured nudity....even though it was her
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    that wasn't his point

    I was joking
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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Panic Button wrote: »
    For some reason I always thought Orson Scott Card was dead. I guess I just assumed? I knew he was a dick, though.

    I barely remember reading Ender's Game. I wasn't tremendously impressed by it, but I've never read much sci-fi do maybe it wasn't my cup of tea. I was busy reading Redwall and its various spinoffs.

    We need some way to trade Card for Brian Jacques.

    I remember liking it, but not liking it enough to get out there and read anything else by OSC.
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