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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d6 +32767
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d6 -> 2 (sum:2)
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Great, my router is still fucked up.

    I read "Geth, my router is still fucked up." and thought "well that sucks but I don't know how Geth is gonna help."

    They're both machines, right? I bet Geth knows exactly what I should do.

    So are Divx and the Fruit Fucker, but I wouldn't trust either of them with my router.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    are there dice that incorporate a zero? it seems like it could be a meaningful mechanic for some rolls to potentially equal zero.

    I think you can say

    geth roll 1d6-1
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d6(-1) -> 3 (sum:3)
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Everything is good. We're leaving the hospital already :)

    You're going to name your child after me, right?

    I call dibs.

    SHIVAHN IS BEST NAME

    Name your child Shivahn!

    Or like after all of Chat

    Shivahn Cinders RavenbobNarwhal Kung Fu II

    I am being completely serious in saying that I have a gay literary professor / author aunt named Siobhan. Always liked her name.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Boo
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    "Cinders Atomika" or "Atomika Cinders" would be an awesome superhero name.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    oh, you meant actual dice

    CARRY ON
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    are there dice that incorporate a zero? it seems like it could be a meaningful mechanic for some rolls to potentially equal zero.
    Fudge dice have three results: -1, 0, 1.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d6+32767
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d6(+32767) -> 32771 (sum:32771)
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    I'm having a hard time imagining what the role of a 0 would be that isn't covered in the standard 1-X range.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d6+2147483647
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Geth, explain how you made a solid die with three faces.

    It requires curves, but a football shaped die flattened into three arced sides is fair.
    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Great, my router is still fucked up.

    I read "Geth, my router is still fucked up." and thought "well that sucks but I don't know how Geth is gonna help."
    understatement

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/26392598#Comment_26392598
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d32 -> 13 (sum:13)
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    So I'm new to this cloud shit.
    If i want to archive photos and other misc. to google drive I just download the program. upload and im done right?
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Huh, I guess this is just another case of Inq being a negative nancy re: his opinion on things.

    I was right! :D
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Everything is good. We're leaving the hospital already :)

    You're going to name your child after me, right?

    I call dibs.

    SHIVAHN IS BEST NAME

    Name your child Shivahn!

    Or like after all of Chat

    Shivahn Cinders RavenbobNarwhal Kung Fu II

    I am being completely serious in saying that I have a gay literary professor / author aunt named Siobhan. Always liked her name.

    It is a good name!

    And that sounds like a good aunt!
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Real talk on the emotional pain scale I'm usually a four.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    So I'm new to this cloud shit.
    If i want to archive photos and other misc. to google drive I just download the program. upload and im done right?

    you don't even need to download the program. Just go to drive.google.com, sign in, and hit the upload button.

    I'm not sure how the program works, to be honest.

    dropbox is another good one. Download the program, tell it which folders you want uploaded and it'll get to it automatically.
  • AtomikaAtomika (citation needed)Registered User regular
    Expectedly shitty day is both more shitty and less shitty than expected.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Real talk on the emotional pain scale I'm usually a four.
    Where is "I am dead inside" on the scale?
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I'm having a hard time imagining what the role of a 0 would be that isn't covered in the standard 1-X range.

    you went to a LA college don't talk to me about numbers

    jk

    i'm just saying

    i never heard of the -1 thing so

    it's just a psychologically powerful number, zero
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Expectedly shitty day is both more shitty and less shitty than expected.

    :(

    I'm sorry. I hope it gets better soon.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    "Cinders Atomika" or "Atomika Cinders" would be an awesome superhero name.

    Some sort of heat / radiation powers

    Nuclear power sign as chest emblem
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Expectedly shitty day is both more shitty and less shitty than expected.

    Yay for less shitty!

    More shitty?
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Everything is good. We're leaving the hospital already :)

    You're going to name your child after me, right?

    I call dibs.

    SHIVAHN IS BEST NAME

    Name your child Shivahn!

    Or like after all of Chat

    Shivahn Cinders RavenbobNarwhal Kung Fu II

    I am being completely serious in saying that I have a gay literary professor / author aunt named Siobhan. Always liked her name.

    It is a good name!

    And that sounds like a good aunt!

    She is; she lives in a very gay-friendly community in Jersey called Long Branch, has a salt water pool in the backyard of the house that she and her decades-long german partner named Katja own together.

    My family has the most baller names.
    syndalis on
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    A dead body!

    Officer Phelps is on the case
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Everything is good. We're leaving the hospital already :)

    You're going to name your child after me, right?

    I call dibs.

    SHIVAHN IS BEST NAME

    Name your child Shivahn!

    Or like after all of Chat

    Shivahn Cinders RavenbobNarwhal Kung Fu II

    I am being completely serious in saying that I have a gay literary professor / author aunt named Siobhan. Always liked her name.

    It is a good name!

    And that sounds like a good aunt!

    She is; she lives in a very gay-friendly community in Jersey called Long Branch, has a salt water pool in the backyard of her and her decades-long german partner named Katja.

    My family has the most baller names.

    Holy fuck

    Siobhan lives with Katja

    I

    That is an amazing name party right there.
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I'm having a hard time imagining what the role of a 0 would be that isn't covered in the standard 1-X range.

    you went to a LA college don't talk to me about numbers

    jk

    i'm just saying

    i never heard of the -1 thing so

    it's just a psychologically powerful number, zero

    Oh, absolutely. I read some books on the history of zero and how it was actually feared in some societies. One book proved, from a mathematical perspective, that Winston Churchill is a carrot.

    But the games that use 1dX - 1 usually count 1-1 as 1 (ie, you always do 1 point of damage).
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Real talk on the emotional pain scale I'm usually a four.
    Where is "I am dead inside" on the scale?

    For me that's usually somewhere constant between 6-10 where I become numb as a means to survive.
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    I don't want to go into the city and return these clothes but

    Gah
    I'm giving away a free copy of The Burning Wheel rulebook for free RPG Day 2013! Click here for details.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    It would be so funny if my brother and I had eachother's names. He's dating a girl called Rocky.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Hmm.

    Siobhan is an awesome spelling and I feel weird veering from an established name.

    On the other hand "fuck tradition, I am of the new age" is kind of appealing for a couple of reasons.

    In the Steampunk future everyone will spell their name like Shivahn.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Everything is good. We're leaving the hospital already :)

    You're going to name your child after me, right?

    I call dibs.

    SHIVAHN IS BEST NAME

    Name your child Shivahn!

    Or like after all of Chat

    Shivahn Cinders RavenbobNarwhal Kung Fu II

    I am being completely serious in saying that I have a gay literary professor / author aunt named Siobhan. Always liked her name.

    It is a good name!

    And that sounds like a good aunt!

    She is; she lives in a very gay-friendly community in Jersey called Long Branch, has a salt water pool in the backyard of her and her decades-long german partner named Katja.

    My family has the most baller names.

    Holy fuck

    Siobhan lives with Katja

    I

    That is an amazing name party right there.

    All of my uncles and my aunt (and my mom) on my mothers side share the same middle name as well, "Lunney"

    Needless to say, Francis and James Kelly Irished the FUCK out of their kids' names.
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  • GoslingGosling Team Monica Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    I'm tempted to make Geth roll a ridiculous number of dice just to see how it gets handled.
    I'm trying, through my blog, to break into the journalism industry. Any eyes and ears that pick up on any leads towards that end are greatly appreciated. PM me if you happen to hear anything.
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