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[Mini-Phalla] of Brass: The Philosopher Kings (God Save The Queen: Cultist/Templar Win)

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  • ObiFettObiFett Phalla Bounty Hunter Seeking ContractsRegistered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    There are no debates on Day 1.

    We propose debates today. The actual debating on the two most supported proposed debates will happen tomorrow.
    Phalla Bounty Board coming soon...
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Totes not mafia, guys Oh shit, an awlRegistered User regular
    Oh, right. I keep getting mixed up with how that works. Carry on.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Iron Weasel wrote: »
    There are no debates on Day 1.

    the initial challenge is happening today. There are no debates because we have to vote on which debates to have.
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  • LockeoutLockeout Anchorage, AKRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I saw that rule, but not sure it makes the game unwinnable for the cultists. Just makes it REALLY hard for them to win.
    I think it would also run afoul of "-Philosophy does not discriminate: powers must have the same effect on all targets," unless everybody was required to post they're a cultist, but that would defeat the purpose.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    you could fix that by having them have to state their true role, so villagers have to say they are villagers and mafia have to say that they are mafia.

    Still, unless they have a super mafia power of beating the vote, forcing the mafia to publicly and unerringly outing themselves makes it impossible. I mean, in the event that we then all just go inactive and don't vote, yes they could win, but it is practically impossible.
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    No thralls, millers or conversions, so no cultists either
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    No thralls, millers or conversions, so no cultists either

    the mafia are a cult, that is what he means.
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    Ah, right
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    also

    "for now"
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Despair. Registered User regular
    I think I'll get this out of the way nice and early.

    I am a neutral. To win, I need to collect information from every living player in the game - that is, each player must PM me their role name, faction and win condition. I will not, under any circumstance, disclose the information I receive; I gain nothing from doing so. Once I have everyone's info, I will leave the game in victory.

    tl;dr PM me your role infos so I can win.
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  • LockeoutLockeout Anchorage, AKRegistered User regular
    The trick is to give everyone the same advantage, but something that not everyone would find useful.
    I propose every player gains the power of a seer, and challenge vertroue to prove otherwise.
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    I think I'll get this out of the way nice and early.

    I am a neutral. To win, I need to collect information from every living player in the game - that is, each player must PM me their role name, faction and win condition. I will not, under any circumstance, disclose the information I receive; I gain nothing from doing so. Once I have everyone's info, I will leave the game in victory.

    tl;dr PM me your role infos so I can win.

    Question.

    How would that benefit us?
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Despair. Registered User regular
    Oh and, while I'm waiting, I guess I'll just leave this here:

    I propose that all players are to acknowledge me as the God-Emperor of the Universe and All Things and obey my every whim. I challenge kime to prove otherwise.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    I think I'll get this out of the way nice and early.

    I am a neutral. To win, I need to collect information from every living player in the game - that is, each player must PM me their role name, faction and win condition. I will not, under any circumstance, disclose the information I receive; I gain nothing from doing so. Once I have everyone's info, I will leave the game in victory.

    tl;dr PM me your role infos so I can win.

    lol inantp
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Despair. Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    I think I'll get this out of the way nice and early.

    I am a neutral. To win, I need to collect information from every living player in the game - that is, each player must PM me their role name, faction and win condition. I will not, under any circumstance, disclose the information I receive; I gain nothing from doing so. Once I have everyone's info, I will leave the game in victory.

    tl;dr PM me your role infos so I can win.

    Question.

    How would that benefit us?
    I'm sure you can think of something. 8->
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    I dunno, TA, I'm not feeling like I want to help. Sell it to me more.
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  • KetBraKetBra shut up and jamRegistered User regular
    I propose that mafia faction not be able to convert any other players. I challenge Retaba to prove otherwise.
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Despair. Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    I dunno, TA, I'm not feeling like I want to help. Sell it to me more.
    Imagine, if you will, the largest cake possible.

    If you support me, you can order everyone beneath us to bake, just for you, an even bigger cake.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise

    Support
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Which side won Ender's phalla?
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    The bad guys
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Also, Phyphor
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I propose that the perpetrators of any murders shall be revealed in narration. It shall not be ambiguous which perpetrator committed which murder.

    I challenge kime to prove otherwise.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    That phalla? I did. Just me
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise

    Support

    Luckily this rule practically guarantees mafia victory and therefore should be excluded.

    /glare
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise

    Support

    Luckily this rule practically guarantees mafia victory and therefore should be excluded.

    /glare

    I am challenged in the debate, meaning I cannot collude to throw the match.

    Logically, I am supporting this debate because I can win it.
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    And wasting the village's potential rule-change.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise

    Support

    Luckily this rule practically guarantees mafia victory and therefore should be excluded.

    /glare

    Not if the pistol is one-shot!
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I propose that dead players gain the ability to communicate with one living player, chosen at random, every day, and challenge Megafrost to prove otherwise
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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl MemphisRegistered User regular
    I propose that all arguments are to be made by both opponents in the form of a rap battle, and I challenge Zombie Hero to prove otherwise.
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Well then, no time to lose. I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off.Registered User regular
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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl MemphisRegistered User regular
    TRV, if you support my proposal, I will totally support yours. Then we can rap battle it out tomorrow.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    And wasting the village's potential rule-change.

    But I wanna wiiiin
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Well then, no time to lose. I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off.Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    I propose that all arguments are to be made by both opponents in the form of a rap battle, and I challenge Zombie Hero to prove otherwise.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Well then, no time to lose. I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I propose that everyone receive a pistol (with the safety off) that may be publicly fired at anyone, killing them. I challenge Langly to prove otherwise[/color]

    This is a good idea. I'm glad others are getting behind it
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Despair. Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Apparently, Geth does not like image macros.

    EDIT: OH GOD
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades I am the SwarmRegistered User regular
    The Anonymous wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I dunno, TA, I'm not feeling like I want to help. Sell it to me more.
    Imagine, if you will, the largest cake possible.

    If you support me, you can order everyone beneath us to bake, just for you, an even bigger cake.

    Ooooo, now that is tempting
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    I propose that the perpetrators of any murders shall be revealed in narration. It shall not be ambiguous which perpetrator committed which murder.

    I challenge kime to prove otherwise.

    Muahahahahahahaha

    Support
    SLyM wrote: »
    I propose that dead players gain the ability to communicate with one living player, chosen at random, every day, and challenge Megafrost to prove otherwise

    Support
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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    I think you only get to support 1 thing
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Well then, no time to lose. I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    SLyM wrote: »
    I propose that dead players gain the ability to communicate with one living player, chosen at random, every day, and challenge Megafrost to prove otherwise

    Sylvia Browne is a douche canoe
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