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syndalis

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

mad about this computer

going to go buy some booze

Be sure to pick up a hard drive and suction cups on your way. And then do this while you get drunk:

http://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iMac+Intel+24-Inch+EMC+2134+and+2211+Hard+Drive+Replacement/8968/1

I've done this job: Don't do it drunk.

coward

Let me tell you about the time I replaced an iPhone 4S screen while drinking.

I replaced an iPhone 4S screen and I was drinking at the time.

It's actually not all that good of a story.

There are actually more pieces to worry about witht he iMac than there are an iPhone teardown.

With the added problem of if you fuck up even the tiniest bit with the screen, you will have permanent dust and oil on your exposed LCD screen.

Wear gloves, be smart.

Feral

Oh, I think Google Glass will be immensely useful.

And fun.

That's tangential to how it looks.

Evil Multifarious

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Kagera

Sarksus wrote: »

I think I would find gglass useful, and I would use it in ways that didn't occur to me. But I don't know if I want to. I don't think I should be that jacked in.

Think of all the new ways you could jack off though.

Donkey Kong

Kagera wrote: »

matt has a problem wrote: »

Kagera wrote: »

Matt's bakery is a front for the google glass mob.

Glass, put a hit out on Kagera

Affirmative ordering a thousand tesco lasagna sandwiches.

OH GOD NO NO ONE DESERVES THIS

Mazzyx

Lasagna bread!

Elldren

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Why is it hot up there?

That doesn't make sense!

Tamin

Shivahn wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Your Language Skills
Julia _______ in the garden.*
is workingworkingis workare working
Jose _______ daily paper.*
readsis readingare readingreads the
Earl _______ go to the game today.*
cantcan'tcan 'ntcant'
Mia said the movie _______.*
were goodgoodwas goodas good
Jeff needs _______ the letter.*
mailsmailed tomailto mail
"Regina loves to play sport's after class." The incorrect word or phrase is:*
lovestosport'sclass
The fireworks exhibition had awesome _______.*
affectseffectsdefectsshow
Rita _______ into the cellar.*
descendedrescindedascendedintended
Hector says he does not _______ when the movie starts.*
noknownowknows
Brad and Susan _______ getting married next month.*
aswillwhereare
I will _______ John if he knows the address.*
inquirerequirequestionask
Susan doesn't want to _______ you with her problems.*
informdefameworrywary

I stumbled onto this, thought it was a mad lib, and was amazed at how versatile fuck is.

Julia fucking in the garden? Ok!

I take it you haven't seen Boondock Saints, then.

Kagera

Is there ham in that lasagna?

Irond Will

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

neat an interview for an editorial asst position this thursday

and it would be close to my new place

wait are you actually moving out?

whoa

moving out from where?

goddamn it

i thought that was a chu post

damn you and your ronnie avatars

i can't keep them all straight

Donkey Kong

I don't know, that lasagna bread might be ok, but it's a very unflattering picture.

Deebaser

I appear to have gotten an awful lot off cart food for $6

Irond Will

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I don't know, that lasagna bread might be ok, but it's a very unflattering picture.

i'm holding out for the dorito loco lasagna sandwich

Kagera

I'm holding out for vegan lasagna

TTODewback

I swore I saw a lasagna sandwich on the last page.
I would eat all of the lasagna sandwiches
ever
all of them

Hamurabi

Irond Will wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I don't know, that lasagna bread might be ok, but it's a very unflattering picture.

i'm holding out for the dorito loco lasagna sandwich

Dorito Madness is no laughing matter.

ronya

I like that someone at Tesco is experimenting with sandwiches. Some of the results are better than others.

21stCentury

i was gonna make some chicken with creamy cheese sauce.

There is no milk.

AAAaaaaaagggghhhhh, i was gonna be the cook!

Evil Multifarious

Elldren wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Why is it hot up there?

That doesn't make sense!

Ottawa is sub arctic but it gets a full summer. Also something about the rivers it's on? I dunno. Right now it's 25 C, which is great but just a wee bit hotter than optimal (18 to 20 C for me), but every summer lately we go up to 30C and 40C, especially with the humid ex

The weather literally kills old people all year long, I don't know how we have any left.

Shivahn

Hamurabi wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Your Language Skills
Julia _______ in the garden.*
is workingworkingis workare working
Jose _______ daily paper.*
readsis readingare readingreads the
Earl _______ go to the game today.*
cantcan'tcan 'ntcant'
Mia said the movie _______.*
were goodgoodwas goodas good
Jeff needs _______ the letter.*
mailsmailed tomailto mail
"Regina loves to play sport's after class." The incorrect word or phrase is:*
lovestosport'sclass
The fireworks exhibition had awesome _______.*
affectseffectsdefectsshow
Rita _______ into the cellar.*
descendedrescindedascendedintended
Hector says he does not _______ when the movie starts.*
noknownowknows
Brad and Susan _______ getting married next month.*
aswillwhereare
I will _______ John if he knows the address.*
inquirerequirequestionask
Susan doesn't want to _______ you with her problems.*
informdefameworrywary

I stumbled onto this, thought it was a mad lib, and was amazed at how versatile fuck is.

Julia fucking in the garden? Ok!

I will _______ John if he knows the address.*

...

. . .

DOT DOT DOT

That one was my favorite.

Feral

ronya wrote: »

I like that someone at Tesco is experimenting with sandwiches. Some of the results are better than others.

I experimented with sandwiches once when I was a teenager

it didn't feel very good, but it turns out that mayo makes your foreskin nice and supple

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

oh god im so tired someone come rescue me from my workplace and give me 30k a year to play video gaem

TTODewback

I just need the rain to hold off for an hour or so.
I'd would very much like to be able to unload some stuff at the new apartment.
Weather just doesn't want to cooperate.

Hamurabi

On the subject of food items that don't necessarily go well together...

We had some leftover ground beef curry and some leftover biryani rice, so I decided to be Resourceful and put them together.

Nope, terrible move. Oily rice + oily curry = omfggetthisabominationoutofmymicrowave.

Organichu

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

look all i'm saying is

i think an intersection probably exists between "don't wear GG you'll look stupid" and "I WEAR WHAT I WANT FUCK FASHION IT'S SHALLOW" or people who aren't well groomed or who like me are most vast indeed

21stCentury

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

oh god im so tired someone come rescue me from my workplace and give me 30k a year to play video gaem

i had that job once, Cass.

it's not worth it, it's a terrible job.

Abdhyius

https://maps.google.no/maps?q=ravneberget+bergen&hl=en&ll=60.371254,5.363705&spn=0.006015,0.021136&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=60.371254,5.363705&cbp=12,0,,0,0&photoid=po-16854833

this is where I went today although everything was in a dark, dark grey lit up with the orange lights of the city.

And since it's not a panorama shot it doesn't really show the view much. Turning the other way you can see the city stretch to the tip of Nordåsvatnet.

evilbob

RiemannLives

Elldren wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Why is it hot up there?

That doesn't make sense!

Ottawa is substantially further south than any part of Britain. It's about on a line with the middle of the Bay of Biscay. It's further south than Paris even.

Evil Multifarious

Organichu wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

look all i'm saying is

i think an intersection probably exists between "don't wear GG you'll look stupid" and "I WEAR WHAT I WANT FUCK FASHION IT'S SHALLOW" or people who aren't well groomed or who like me are most vast indeed

Sure, but there is a difference in repulsiveness between a man wearing ill fitting cargo shorts and chunky sandals and a boxy polo, and a man wearing what looks like he headbutted a CRT monitor to death and is wearing part of its carcass as a trophy

21stCentury

RiemannLives wrote: »

Elldren wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Why is it hot up there?

That doesn't make sense!

Ottawa is substantially further south than any part of Britain. It's about on a line with the middle of the Bay of Biscay. It's further south than Paris even.

Wait, really?

What...

Abdhyius

http://goo.gl/maps/XImbV

this, from a lower spot, was the southwards view

japan

ronya wrote: »

I like that someone at Tesco is experimenting with sandwiches. Some of the results are better than others.

Someone does a triple pack each of which has a different kind of chicken curry filling.

One of them is jalfrezi and has a ton of fresh coriander and it's great. Might be sainsburys.

Gooey

well

where else would you put a cat

Roz

Hamurabi wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

I don't know, that lasagna bread might be ok, but it's a very unflattering picture.

i'm holding out for the dorito loco lasagna sandwich

Dorito Madness is no laughing matter.

I imagine this as a scrambled state of mind where everything tastes terrible except for Doritos. Your entire palate is destroyed and only Doritos can restore your zest for flavor. Dorito Ice Cream. Dorito Pan Cakes. French Doritonion Soup.

Come to think of it, this actually doesn't sound that bad.

Organichu

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

look all i'm saying is

i think an intersection probably exists between "don't wear GG you'll look stupid" and "I WEAR WHAT I WANT FUCK FASHION IT'S SHALLOW" or people who aren't well groomed or who like me are most vast indeed

Sure, but there is a difference in repulsiveness between a man wearing I'll fitting cargo shorts and chunky sandals and a boxy polo, and a man wearing who looks like he headbutted a CRT monitor to death and is wearing part of its carcass as a trophy

oh, i see what's happened here

you mistook my pointless takedown of my dear friends for some sort of rhetorical device

Irond Will

Organichu wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

look all i'm saying is

i think an intersection probably exists between "don't wear GG you'll look stupid" and "I WEAR WHAT I WANT FUCK FASHION IT'S SHALLOW" or people who aren't well groomed or who like me are most vast indeed

did you call yourself "vast indeed"?

Donkey Kong

Plastic tubs holding crumpled clothes.

Hamurabi

Organichu

RiemannLives wrote: »

Elldren wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

also for your information, chu, at the time of my criticism of how silly google glass looked, i was wearing a baller summer outfit for work

of course when i got home i took it off and now i am in my boxers because it's mad hot out but the point remains

Why is it hot up there?

That doesn't make sense!

Ottawa is substantially further south than any part of Britain. It's about on a line with the middle of the Bay of Biscay. It's further south than Paris even.

*looks at map*

*avfaces*