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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    SO TIRED

    i've often wondered

    you're in America aren't you?

    how come you're up at the same time as us?

    because I wake up at 5:15 so I can be at work at 6:30

    mostly because traffic is lighter in the morning.

    also so I can get out of work at 4:00

    jesus

    that sucks

    you work nine and a half hour days?

    half hour lunch, 9 hours worked for 8 days every 2 weeks and 1 day worked at 8 hours.

    but every 2 weeks I get 1 day off.

    How is that legal?
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    SO TIRED

    i've often wondered

    you're in America aren't you?

    how come you're up at the same time as us?

    because I wake up at 5:15 so I can be at work at 6:30

    mostly because traffic is lighter in the morning.

    also so I can get out of work at 4:00

    jesus

    that sucks

    you work nine and a half hour days?

    half hour lunch, 9 hours worked for 8 days every 2 weeks and 1 day worked at 8 hours.

    but every 2 weeks I get 1 day off.

    that must mean you actually get really good holidays by American standards

    so that's not so bad i guess
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav listen to some Slayer.

    I'm in work D:

    And....?
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    SO TIRED

    i've often wondered

    you're in America aren't you?

    how come you're up at the same time as us?

    because I wake up at 5:15 so I can be at work at 6:30

    mostly because traffic is lighter in the morning.

    also so I can get out of work at 4:00

    jesus

    that sucks

    you work nine and a half hour days?

    half hour lunch, 9 hours worked for 8 days every 2 weeks and 1 day worked at 8 hours.

    but every 2 weeks I get 1 day off.

    How is that legal?

    its just an option, I chose it. I could go back to 8 hr days every day if I wanted to.

    http://www.ehow.com/list_6067091_advantages-compressed-work-week.html
    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    SOTAR

    Tav

    i am looking forward to download

    im going to drink beer, eat burgers, buy t-shirts, get a sunburn and listen to some bangin tunes

    it's going to be rad
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    SOTAR

    Tav

    i am looking forward to download

    im going to drink beer, eat burgers, buy t-shirts, get a sunburn and listen to some bangin tunes

    it's going to be rad

    It is July, right? I am currently booking Hellfest for June, so it'll be another 2-3 weeks before I have Download cash :(
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    It is mid June.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    June 13th innit?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    SO TIRED

    i've often wondered

    you're in America aren't you?

    how come you're up at the same time as us?

    because I wake up at 5:15 so I can be at work at 6:30

    mostly because traffic is lighter in the morning.

    also so I can get out of work at 4:00

    jesus

    that sucks

    you work nine and a half hour days?

    half hour lunch, 9 hours worked for 8 days every 2 weeks and 1 day worked at 8 hours.

    but every 2 weeks I get 1 day off.

    that must mean you actually get really good holidays by American standards

    so that's not so bad i guess

    having that day off means I never have to take vacation time to go to the dentist/doctor/mechanic/casino

    I also get all 11 federal holidays and if it blizzards or snows heavily then I can get snow days/delayed openings

    so overall I get somewhere around 40 weekdays off every year without using any vacation time.
    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    halp halp gonna fail oh god halp

    new nightmare

    I preferred orgasmic kate upton
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Uhhhh
    http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/early/2013/04/30/peds.2012-3345.abstract
    CONCLUSIONS: Parental sucking of their infant’s pacifier may reduce the risk of allergy development, possibly via immune stimulation by microbes transferred to the infant via the parent’s saliva.

    Sorry kid you're gonna have allergies.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton? I hear the name being mentioned everywhere lately, and I have simply no idea who that is!
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    on the other hand, HELLLLLLLFEST

    At The Gates, Primordial and Bad Religion are enough to warrant the cost for me

    then you have Sleep, Neurosis, Swans, Converge, Gojira, Vektor, Voivod, Between The Buried and Me, Marduk, High On Fire, Terror, Bane, Kreator, Testament, Pig Destroyer, My Dying Bride, The Secret, Tyr, Manilla Road and Uncle Acid
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton? I hear the name being mentioned everywhere lately, and I have simply no idea who that is!

    Swimsuit model of some note to many lovers of Dat azz.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfOBSW-YFs
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    oh shit I thought Download was mid July

    whelp, I don't think I can go

    two festivals in two weeks for the second time in the Summer is kinda pushing it
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    SO TIRED

    i've often wondered

    you're in America aren't you?

    how come you're up at the same time as us?

    because I wake up at 5:15 so I can be at work at 6:30

    mostly because traffic is lighter in the morning.

    also so I can get out of work at 4:00

    jesus

    that sucks

    you work nine and a half hour days?

    half hour lunch, 9 hours worked for 8 days every 2 weeks and 1 day worked at 8 hours.

    but every 2 weeks I get 1 day off.

    that must mean you actually get really good holidays by American standards

    so that's not so bad i guess

    having that day off means I never have to take vacation time to go to the dentist/doctor/mechanic/casino

    I also get all 11 federal holidays and if it blizzards or snows heavily then I can get snow days/delayed openings

    so overall I get somewhere around 40 weekdays off every year without using any vacation time.

    jesus

    that's pretty great by any standard

    the only people i know who get more time off than you are offshore workers
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    oh shit I thought Download was mid July

    whelp, I don't think I can go

    two festivals in two weeks for the second time in the Summer is kinda pushing it

    :(

    go to downloaaad
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Who the fuck is Kate Upton? I hear the name being mentioned everywhere lately, and I have simply no idea who that is!

    Swimsuit model of some note to many lovers of Dat azz.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfOBSW-YFs

    Ah, pretty face du jour. Thanks.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    oh shit I thought Download was mid July

    whelp, I don't think I can go

    two festivals in two weeks for the second time in the Summer is kinda pushing it

    :(

    go to downloaaad

    I already have flights for Hellfest organised

    I can't really justify going away four times this summer! :/
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    CHILDREN

    SHRIEKING CHILDREN

    IN MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP
    2ezikn6.jpg
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    CHILDREN

    SHRIEKING CHILDREN

    IN MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP

    YAAAAAAYYY!!!

    ... no?
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Chinese people need to learn how to smack the shit out of their kids.

    Modern parenting techniques ruin it for everyone.
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    The only Saturday band I haven't already seen that I would really like to would be QOTSA, and I can't really spend 200e to go see them.

    You bastards better go see Devin Townsend perform acoustically. It is going to be amazing.
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    I wonder how well flavored, child-sized ball gags would go over here.

    They could be packaged with a bundle of zip-ties.
    2ezikn6.jpg
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I wonder how well flavored, child-sized ball gags would go over here.

    They could be packaged with a bundle of zip-ties.

    This is the type of post that gets you put on a list.
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I wonder how well flavored, child-sized ball gags would go over here.

    They could be packaged with a bundle of zip-ties.

    This is the type of post that gets you put on a list.

    No fly list or free trip to Thailand?
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    I wonder how well flavored, child-sized ball gags would go over here.

    They could be packaged with a bundle of zip-ties.

    This is the type of post that gets you put on a list.

    No fly list or free trip to Thailand?

    First the former, then the latter.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    oh god be lunch time already
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    20 minutes left in work

    then lunch

    then study

    :(
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Does anybody know where I could get a load of those miracle fruit tablets (the ones that screw about with your sense of taste?)

    I need ~50

    (For science)
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Oh man I just randomly remembered the guy in [chat] a couple years ago who called laptops laughtops when I said I was getting a $1500 gaming laptop.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    FINALS ARE STILL GOING ON
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    http://www.psmag.com/science/the-mystery-of-john-titor-hoax-or-time-traveler-57001/?utm_source=feedburner

    I feel if you want me to take any article you publish seriously you shouldn't lead with a headline that is so silly and misleading as to the context of the article (in that it is about why John titor is a popular myth not whether it was true or not).
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    I'm out of icecream.

    All is forfeit.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My final final was four years and 350 days ago, I think.
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Registered User regular
    Board games and proper running shoes acquired! Now, to do some soul destroying portfolio work. :I
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  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Oh man I just randomly remembered the guy in [chat] a couple years ago who called laptops laughtops when I said I was getting a $1500 gaming laptop.
    Desktop the size of a suitcase master race.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Oh man I just randomly remembered the guy in [chat] a couple years ago who called laptops laughtops when I said I was getting a $1500 gaming laptop.

    Playing games on your loltops like a filthy casual.

    Wtrm1qT.jpg
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    loltop is a nice name. Frank Hower's got a hedgehog named loltop.
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