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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
    The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
    And bathed every veyne in swich licour
    Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
    Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
    Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
    Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
    Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
    And smale foweles maken melodye,
    That slepen al the nyght with open ye
    (so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
    Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
    And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
    To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
    And specially from every shires ende
    Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
    The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
    That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Angel is Norwegian for "bad person".

    That's why they burned all those churches.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Angel is Norwegian for "bad person".

    That's why they burned all those churches.
    And churches burn goooood.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    That is one long pillar of text that no one here can read.

    yes.

    I decided not to put spoilers onto it right away just to annoy people.

    EDIT: Also there's like... 5? 6? of us atleast that can read it.
    well at least you admit it.

    I never said I was a good person.

    No one has, actually : p

    not true!

    I brought the girl in the wardrobe a cup of coffee when I was working this saturday and she said I was an angel so THERE

    She meant angel of death

    Death is a kindness, after I'm done with them.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Haiku seems to me like an artform that has lost something essential in its jump to English.

    I rank it somewhere between fake beat poetry used by
    people who waaaaaant
    to make fun
    of
    something
    theydon'tunderstand

    and limericks featuring the word nantucket.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Oh yeah wtf

    @So It Goes you mentioned 'SC2' the other day didn't you. Is that Starcraft 2 or another game.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    A Nantucket man
    Had a very large penis
    And that is the joke
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    So become a conservative about it.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'm bored and it drives me to casual petty cruelty. I think I'll go steal some child's dog or something.
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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    you get it reassessed yet?
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm bored and it drives me to casual petty cruelty. I think I'll go steal some child's dog or something.

    That's not petty! That's horrible!
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    mila kunis is just kind of unbelievably attractive overall.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z4Ezruu1oeQ
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm bored and it drives me to casual petty cruelty. I think I'll go steal some child's dog or something.

    That's not petty! That's horrible!

    Petty is Norwegian for horrible.

    It's a weird language.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    Petty cruelty is dicking someone out on the internet.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    大馬に
    尻こすらるる
    桜哉

    ô uma ni
    shiri kosuraruru
    sakura kana

    the big horse
    rubs his butt
    on cherry blossoms
    turtlesig.jpg
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり
    falasig.png
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    What if it was child hitler. And after having his dog stolen, he dedicated the rest of his life to getting revenge on dog stealers instead of starting a fascist regime in Germany.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    So become a conservative about it.

    I can't find a hitman who will kill 11 people for $80 each.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    you get it reassessed yet?

    I just got the bill today.
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Haiku seems to me like an artform that has lost something essential in its jump to English.

    I rank it somewhere between fake beat poetry used by
    people who waaaaaant
    to make fun
    of
    something
    theydon'tunderstand

    and limericks featuring the word nantucket.

    In a Station of the Metro

    The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
    Petals on a wet, black bough.
    Per3th.jpg
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm bored and it drives me to casual petty cruelty. I think I'll go steal some child's dog or something.

    That's not petty! That's horrible!

    and then I'll another child to love the dog, one whose parent is allergic and hates dogs and will have it put down

    I will tell this to the first child, after the fact
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    So become a conservative about it.

    I can't find a hitman who will kill 11 people for $80 each.

    Have you considered drug addicts?
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    there be draguns
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    大馬に
    尻こすらるる
    桜哉

    ô uma ni
    shiri kosuraruru
    sakura kana

    the big horse
    rubs his butt
    on cherry blossoms

    桜花
    哉 is like how!

    Which is way more entertaining anyway.
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    there be draguns

    Hello.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり

    Not my translation, brau
    turtlesig.jpg
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    that mila kunis video is fantastic
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Two can play the "tiny word for big points" game, Raven

    You guys Raven has beat me in 4 straight games. Or is it 5? Anyway it's terrible and some of the losses have been really bad!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり

    Not my translation, brau

    Okay, it is just weird.

    Weirding me out.

    Part of this is because I am doing my Japanese homework atm.
    falasig.png
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    What if it was child hitler. And after having his dog stolen, he dedicated the rest of his life to getting revenge on dog stealers instead of starting a fascist regime in Germany.

    What if having his dog stolen convinced him of the need for a strict authoritarian regime to stop future dog thefts?
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり

    Not my translation, brau

    Okay, it is just weird.

    Weirding me out.

    Part of this is because I am doing my Japanese homework atm.

    It's 19th century haiku by Issa

    I daresay some conventions may have changed

    along with the whole "poetic license" thing
    simonwolf on
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Two can play the "tiny word for big points" game, Raven

    You guys Raven has beat me in 4 straight games. Or is it 5? Anyway it's terrible and some of the losses have been really bad!

    You fail at sexting Scrabble. Turn in your D. And your L. And maybe some B and S for good measure.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    What if it was child hitler. And after having his dog stolen, he dedicated the rest of his life to getting revenge on dog stealers instead of starting a fascist regime in Germany.

    What if having his dog stolen convinced him of the need for a strict authoritarian regime to stop future dog thefts?

    good point. I'll feed the child to a second dog.
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    So become a conservative about it.

    I can't find a hitman who will kill 11 people for $80 each.

    Have you considered drug addicts?

    Property tax on crack houses was too high, they all moved out.
    matt has a problem on
    h1DI1.jpg
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Two can play the "tiny word for big points" game, Raven

    You guys Raven has beat me in 4 straight games. Or is it 5? Anyway it's terrible and some of the losses have been really bad!

    You fail at sexting Scrabble. Turn in your D. And your L. And maybe some B and S for good measure.

    I tried to play sexy Scrabble and then Raven played "unlaid"

    And I got the message
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり

    Not my translation, brau

    Okay, it is just weird.

    Weirding me out.

    Part of this is because I am doing my Japanese homework atm.

    It's 19th century haiku by Issa

    I daresay some conventions may have changed

    along with the whole "poetic license" thing

    Look all I want to know is where she left the butt print and if Issa left it for him and the other presumably samurai to share a sake and a laugh over later.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh boy, foreign language poetry time

    ちる花や
    今の小町が
    尻の跡

    chiru hana ya
    ima no komachi ga
    shiri no ato
    fallen blossoms;
    the stylish woman leaves
    her butt print

    That looks like small town.

    Your translation is weird.

    Reads to me as:
    falling blossoms(flowers);
    now in a small town;
    after the butt

    Also しり tends to be おしり

    Not my translation, brau

    Okay, it is just weird.

    Weirding me out.

    Part of this is because I am doing my Japanese homework atm.

    It's 19th century haiku by Issa

    I daresay some conventions may have changed

    along with the whole "poetic license" thing

    Probably. There have been some shifts, especially in Kanji, since then.

    Some of the death poetry from the 16th century I have are similar in their weird conventions.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    You gotta think about how fucking with the past will affect things man. It's like that JCVD movie.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So after raising my property taxes every year since the recession started, my city decided to put the fuck you cherry on top this year. Apparently they have a better use for $880 more of my money this year than last year, because my property taxes just went up 20% for no reason. The value of my house certainly didn't go up 20%, oh no, it's still worth only about 80% of what it appraised for when we bought it.

    So become a conservative about it.

    I can't find a hitman who will kill 11 people for $80 each.

    Have you considered drug addicts?

    Property tax on crack houses was too high, they all moved out.

    Jerks!
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    my limited edition sold out riff raff tank top shrunk in the drier oh no

    now its a bit too tight
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