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same here. It's like being fed Lobster on execution day.
Say "Fizzbuzz?" and look at him expectantly.
It'll teach you how to write code, it won't teach you how to program.
It won't teach you how bits and bytes work, or how to manage memory, or the difference between references, pointers, and values are. So you'll basically be able to drag and drop and make it say things when you click a button.
It's a nod to old school pulp covers, which Johnny Gossamer references in Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang.
lol so great
hmm I will lie about this easily-checked thing, they'll never suspect
YES I AM HERE FOR THE SOCIAL MEDIA JOB I HAVE 8,000,000 FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER
OH MY HANDLE
ITS UM
HASHTAG
UH
AT SIGN
JUST A SECOND I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM
I've got my 1 line fizzbuzz all jammed in a for loop around here somewhere...
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS NONSENSE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22398633
i don't know how you spell rafalca
I wondered if it was directly referencing the Johnny Gossamer books because Shane Black.
There was a webcomic made from this tweet and I can't find it.
r u doubting me
come at me bro
i will fite u
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But on the other hand, Nobel Prizes.
So I just don't know.
1.upto(100){|i|puts"FizzBuzz#{i}"[i%3<1?0:i%5<1?4:8,i%15<1?8:4]}We need like a bunch of coders for ten different languages or some shit
I only need one language to write, who's winning now STEM majors 8-)
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I'm developing some sort of Stockholm syndrome relation to PHP at the moment.
"Oh hey PHP isn't so bad if it tries to do what sane frameworks from other languages do."
The STEM majors, because apparently you guys need a bunch of coders?
Yeah I have no idea, or any basis to judge on the quality of these boot-camp programming programs. It's entirely possible these guys get hired and then immediately fired.
IM A MENTOR
must have it
this year is the 30th anniversary of pcr!
Look at this post.
Then look at your sig, SIG
whatcha copyin
I AM getting the 'hey dumbass stop doing stupid shit that's obviously going to end badly for you' out of it though.
Like soooo hard.
PHP is bad.
All of the programmers at my PHP job mocked it relentlessly and were trying to convince management to let them re-write the system in something else.
Apparently it was "too expensive"
NO PRICE IS TOO GREAT FOR BEAUTIFUL CODE!
have you seen day9's amnesia playthrough?
it's like that, but especially hilarious
i think that lil puzzle is not as universally memetic as people think. i have asked (able) programmers about it who had no idea what i was saying. i think it's more a function of where programmer meets internet dork (which is, admittedly, a fairly large intersection)
i quizzed her and here were things she had no idea who or what they were:
lebron james
ryan gosling
john mayer
dave chappelle
the hunger games
tom brady
the avengers
wolverine (the character)
Polymerase chain reaction.
NOW ALL IS ANSWERED
I don't get to do much programming or even scripting nowadays
The first (?) episode with Slendy just chilling on the porch was pretty dang creepy imo. I skipped through a few, and there are some seriously unnerving moments later on
On the other hand I think they're up to like 60 episodes now? Naaah, not catching up.