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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »

    "You're a monster!"
    "It's better than being a victim."

    Huuuurk. Huuuuuuuuurk!
    *froths at the mouth*
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    On my way back from lunch there was an antique car going down the road and the frame around the tag said "WHO IS JOHN GALT"

    thanks for letting me borrow the car grampa!

    senior year is gonna be awesome!

    There were two men who looked to be in their 50s in it.
    They both were dressed for the golf course and one was wearing a straw hat.

    The Gulch is on the back 9.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Anyone know where to get a relatively inexpensive camera that records and can save files to like dropbox or something? I need to catch my neighbor's kids doing stuff because the rental office doesn't believe me that a teenager would throw rocks at cars, swear loudly, or stuff trash in my mailbox.

    @TehSloth had to do something similar at his last place.

    It makes me want to buy a gun sometimes, because teenagers in groups are fucking terrifying. But I realize that's not my rationality talking, and plus, jail time.
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Organichu has buttxiety.

    Never knows where his next butt is going to come from, or when.

    It's a tough life.
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony you are doing Grodds work.

    if it works out it will be fantastic because it means i never have to manually stat out a single antagonist from scratch, i just have to convert them over with some minor tweaks
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    marriage license get

    i had to take an oath and everything

    it was absurd, albiet easy and painless
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I like how the Neverwinter servers apparently are down for the only time I can play today.

    Oh hi Shiv fuck you, we'll be back and all your friends can play while you get electrolysis.

    This "emergency maintenance" is obviously just to get at me, personally.

    We're being stubbly and getting purps erryday

    No dungeons for you

    : (

    Harvesting your estrogen- fueled tears

    You might need a bigger tank :P

    @shivahn
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Why does therapy and shit cost so much moneyyy

    Since last June I've spent close to $5000 on therapy. :o

    In Canada. :rotate:

    I eventually had to stop keeping track

    Because it was depressing

    Which is like a joke except it's true!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.

    brb getting cosmetic surgery

    I haven't analyzed the returns on this but I'm sure it's a solid decision
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Medicaid pays for all my therapy. No copays.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    help

    the bleeding is getting worse

    soon i will have to find a sheep
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Why does therapy and shit cost so much moneyyy

    Since last June I've spent close to $5000 on therapy. :o

    In Canada. :rotate:

    I eventually had to stop keeping track

    Because it was depressing

    Which is like a joke except it's true!

    Start writing bits for your comedy hour and fifteen stand up special.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    And neverwinter is back up.

    Time to hit things with a big sword.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Speaking of screen adaptations of books:

    Salman Rushdie's "Midnight's Children" is being turned into a movie. Finally, a presumably good story comes to a medium I can consume!

    Why can you not consume it as a book?

    Hamurabi is illiterate.

    He mashes random keys, it's just pure luck everything he's posted so far has been intelligible.

    Monkeys and typewriters.
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  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    And neverwinter is back up.

    Time to hit things with a big sword.
    GWF swagpremacy #bigswordsbigdongs
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    And neverwinter is back up.

    Time to hit things with a big sword.

    Time to shower and head to work.

    Clearly I was correct and the developers hate me personally.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.

    *circles date on calendar*

    going to drink myself into a coma on your generosity
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Why does therapy and shit cost so much moneyyy

    Since last June I've spent close to $5000 on therapy. :o

    In Canada. :rotate:

    I eventually had to stop keeping track

    Because it was depressing

    Which is like a joke except it's true!

    btw there are ways to get therapists for free in Canada

    but you need to be on some kind of social assistance and be willing to wait months for one to free up, and they can usually only see you once or twice every month or two

    i don't know how useful that info is for you, but, there are ways that won't torpedo your bank account

    I have a shrink, it costs me $0, but I'm on disability support and i was referred to him as a neuro-cognitive therapist via my neurologist

    the fact that he's also a psychotherapist is just fortuitous
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Registered User regular
    My headphones vanished at some point between stashing my iPod in my backpack 12.5 hours ago and now

    So I am bussing sans music. Also on long days tomorrow and Sat so no opportunity to grab a new set so I'm looking at 3 days without rad tunes on my way in and outta work.

    Also no running podcast to tell me to run.

    So

    First World Problem like woah
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.

    i like bourbon fyi
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    my boss made written edits on a thing and made someone else scan them and send them back to me

    did I fall into a timewarp to 2002
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I should eat at some point.

    Blah, shopping during the morning is me+senior citizens

    Not sexy at all.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    so I didn't realize that that the 3D Printable Gun's blueprints had actually been released online. I thought that was still in the works.

    Welp. Pandora's Box is open.

    I guess.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    help

    the bleeding is getting worse

    soon i will have to find a sheep

    Quick bring your vag to America we will build a Hoover vag dam and it will bring the nation out of recession.
    Kagera on
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I was up waaaaaay to late last night playing Though the Ages.

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    (pic stolen from boardgamegeek)

    I ended up winning thanks to good ole' JS Bach. Though damn was it a bloody game. We completely annihilated and then had to rebuild everyones armies more than ones.
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.

    *circles date on calendar*

    going to drink myself into a coma on your generosity

    Well shit, if skippy gets enough drinks to go into a coma, I think Chu will just finance me starting my own bar.
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Kagera wrote: »
    help

    the bleeding is getting worse

    soon i will have to find a sheep

    Quick bring your vag to America we will build a Hoover vag dam and it will bring the nation out of recession.

    How many men will die in its construction via gagging on their own puke?
    Caveman Paws on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I should probably call my therapist and set up a new appointment

    I cancelled because I was sick and I've been kind of content lately so I haven't felt any urge to reschedule

    But I am becoming concerned about the numbness I am feeling a lot? I dunno.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have been waiting years for Chu to suggest that Cass is accidentally posting under Choco's account

    So that I can say

    "What Chu talkin' about, ese? Don't Chu know it's Choco?"
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    so I didn't realize that that the 3D Printable Gun's blueprints had actually been released online. I thought that was still in the works.

    Welp. Pandora's Box is open.

    I guess.

    pandora's box was already open
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Medicaid pays for all my therapy. No copays.

    I'm pretty sure men can't get medicaid in wisconsin

    so when people tell me on the internet if you're depressed get help it's kind of frustrating

    because I want a pony and a dirtbike and a nintendo 64 too
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thank you for being nice, friends. When I get one of dem dere programming jobs, I'll buy drinks for the best looking among you.

    *circles date on calendar*

    going to drink myself into a coma on your generosity

    Well shit, if skippy gets enough drinks to go into a coma, I think Chu will just finance me starting my own bar.

    I AM THE FAIREST IN THE LAND
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    help

    the bleeding is getting worse

    soon i will have to find a sheep

    Quick bring your vag to America we will build a Hoover vag dam and it will bring the nation out of recession.

    r u kidding me my vagina is a natural resource if a disaster ever hits toronto they're just going to hook me up to a funnel and a hose
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Pandora's box was always open no one told pandora how to close things.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    I have been waiting years for Chu to suggest that Cass is accidentally posting under Choco's account

    So that I can say

    "What Chu talkin' about, ese? Don't Chu know it's Choco?"
    for reference
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeX9BXnD6D4
    yes i know it's not from zoolander originally
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    help

    the bleeding is getting worse

    soon i will have to find a sheep

    Quick bring your vag to America we will build a Hoover vag dam and it will bring the nation out of recession.

    r u kidding me my vagina is a natural resource if a disaster ever hits toronto they're just going to hook me up to a funnel and a hose

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3dt4zePvnE
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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    The Lich doesn't want to be Good because it knows playing Good is no fun at all.
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