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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    party packs of beer doesn't work like that

    because I'm just thinking hey if I'm drinking a party pack then it must be a party even if I'm drinking alone

    "fun size" candy bar bites are bullshit

    there's nothing fun about getting just one eighth of a candy bar
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    That's awesome. Congrats.
    Move to New Zealand
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've got a non-specific craving.
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    maybe you need to cum a little bit quieter.
    just sayin

    THAT'S THE JOKE.

    WAY TO BE OBVIOUS ABOUT IT.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    party packs of beer doesn't work like that

    because I'm just thinking hey if I'm drinking a party pack then it must be a party even if I'm drinking alone

    "fun size" candy bar bites are bullshit

    there's nothing fun about getting just one eighth of a candy bar

    A friend of mine was seeing a guy who had a small penis and we used to joke that he was "fun-size." Now I can't see that term any other way.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    Hi-5, IC cum laude graduate buddy!
    :winky: ?

    <-- magna

    *master of magnetism*
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    maybe you need to cum a little bit quieter.
    just sayin

    THAT'S THE JOKE.

    WAY TO BE OBVIOUS ABOUT IT.

    THE THING IS WHEN YOU ORGASM AND YOUR SEXUAL MUSCLES ARE ALL CONTRACTING YOU MAY BE BELLOWING LOUDLY LIKE A HYENA OR MONKEY AND THAT IS AN ISSUE THAT OTHERS MAY SUGGEST YOU WORK TO FIX BECAUSE IT IS A PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I bought a shareable size of M&Ms the other day.

    I shared them... with myself. *sobs*
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Also, Xiahou Dun.
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Today has been going so slow. Holy crap its not even 3:30 yet.

    I love it when people in different time zones post stuff like this because it makes me freak out. And then I realize that you're one timezone closer to the sunset, and I'm one hour closer to being done with this shit.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Haha, I just saw why last [chat] ended at 50 pages.

    That's just

    magical

    Is it really magical when it happens so often?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    zhou yu was my boy though for dynasty warriors 3 or whatever the last one i played was
    sometimes i stream dota2
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP IN THE OTHER ROOM
    FAP SESSION WAS AN HOUR AGO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUD THEN
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    maybe you need to cum a little bit quieter.
    just sayin

    THAT'S THE JOKE.

    WAY TO BE OBVIOUS ABOUT IT.

    THE THING IS WHEN YOU ORGASM AND YOUR SEXUAL MUSCLES ARE ALL CONTRACTING YOU MAY BE BELLOWING LOUDLY LIKE A HYENA OR MONKEY AND THAT IS AN ISSUE THAT OTHERS MAY SUGGEST YOU WORK TO FIX BECAUSE IT IS A PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.

    Agree for "sexual muscles."
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I'm a magnemite
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    There was a guy in four I liked playing a lot I think it was Zhou tai. He was a Sun dude.
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    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Haha, I just saw why last [chat] ended at 50 pages.

    That's just

    magical

    Is it really magical when it happens so often?

    Threads ending when they're not supposed to are magical like spring rainstorms, insofar as it seems to happen every couple of days as of late.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm a magnemite

    That must be why I am so attracted to you.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    Hi-5, IC cum laude graduate buddy!
    :winky: ?

    <-- magna

    *master of magnetism*

    moar like manga cum laude

    i know what you were hiding behind that calculus book
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Haha, I just saw why last [chat] ended at 50 pages.

    That's just

    magical

    Is it really magical when it happens so often?

    Someone explain to me the workings of Geth. He is still new and mysterious to me since I left right after he was introduced.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    I graduated with a ME,B


    Met Expectations, Barely
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    P10 wrote: »
    zhou yu was my boy though for dynasty warriors 3 or whatever the last one i played was

    i played the girly dude with two swords and the funny little hat

    he wasn't very good but i loved him
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Registered User regular
    So I just did my third run o' Week 1 of Couch To 5K after a 12.5 hour standathon at work so I feel pretty good but also my bones are on fire so ooops
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I got my diplomas in the mail finally and I freaked out at first because they didn't have my majors on them.

    It took me a while to figure out they weren't supposed to.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    im pretty sure the answer to that gay word problem is 60

    unless Glen lacks a mouth and 2 hands
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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Haha, I just saw why last [chat] ended at 50 pages.

    That's just

    magical

    Is it really magical when it happens so often?

    Someone explain to me the workings of Geth. He is still new and mysterious to me since I left right after he was introduced.

    geth is an automated tool

    the way he works is you tell him to do something and he does something different

    that's what's up with geth
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I graduated with a ME,B


    Met Expectations, Barely


    When we finished school, graduating in the top 10% of your class meant you were super smart.

    Now it means that you're one of the few people who didn't spend every lecture playing words with friends on facebook.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    Hi-5, IC cum laude graduate buddy!
    :winky: ?

    <-- magna

    *master of magnetism*

    moar like manga cum laude

    i know what you were hiding behind that calculus book

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I got my diplomas in the mail finally and I freaked out at first because they didn't have my majors on them.

    It took me a while to figure out they weren't supposed to.

    This is excellent news because my major is a joke.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    magneto cum loudly
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Huh, there is a Family Guy parody porn with James Deen in it

    @Organichu
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Are all villains heterosexual? I can name gay heroes and role models but I can't think of any historical figures who were both villainous and homosexual or bisexual.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    SammyF wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I graduated with a ME,B


    Met Expectations, Barely


    When we finished school, graduating in the top 10% of your class meant you were super smart.

    Now it means that you're one of the few people who didn't spend every lecture playing words with friends on facebook.

    Kids today!
    In our day, if you wanted to fuck off, you just ditched class and smoked pot. If you had one of dem Cellular Phones, you played Snake.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I got my diplomas in the mail finally and I freaked out at first because they didn't have my majors on them.

    It took me a while to figure out they weren't supposed to.

    I have no idea where mine are
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    Man, when I was a pre-teen and already on that porn kick, I got turned on when reading "cum laude" at my mom's college graduation.

    It really doesn't take much, does it?

    Ehhhh
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Are all villains heterosexual? I can name gay heroes and role models but I can't think of any historical figures who were both villainous and homosexual or bisexual.

    Ozymandias?

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    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm a magnemite

    That must be why I am so attracted to you.

    Step off, betch
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    I have received the lowest of the Latin Honors cords, I have been informed. I am officially "cum laude."

    That's what she said.

    Hi-5, IC cum laude graduate buddy!
    :winky: ?

    <-- magna

    *master of magnetism*

    i tried to think of a lame joke for summa and gave up
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  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    zhou yu was my boy though for dynasty warriors 3 or whatever the last one i played was

    i played the girly dude with two swords and the funny little hat

    he wasn't very good but i loved him

    LU XUN. SO YOUNG.
    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    What's a betch?
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