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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Chu can you roll your bones on Invisible Castle maybe, if you want me to go through with this maid

    we have the technology
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Also, the Addams Family Musical was awesome! I may or may not be jamming out to the soundtrack at work >.>

    Listening to musicals, reading the Daily Mail...what next Cokebottle?

    To be fair, I'm only reading the Daily Mail because of an article that's claiming the world's first genetically modified babies were born.

    And how can you diss musicals?

    (NSFW)
    http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=t9B-ZoS0wvU

    I just don't want you to become a well dressed fascist. Is that too much to ask?

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Daily_Mail

    Fair enough! Although, the comparisons to the NY Post are mostly lost on me.

    Really, the only news I read fairly regularly is Gizmodo, ArsTechnica, and Maddow Blog. Well, and LifeHacker, but I don't know if that really qualifies as "news".

    What Australian media do you read (you live there right?)? I am looking to refresh my Australian news sources as I've kind of let that slide since it has been a while since I lived on that side of the world.

    I guess I'm looking for blogs

    I do but I don't read much local news, honestly. I'm a terrible fake Aussie. :(

    I hear the Sydney Morning Herald is probably the least terrible.

    I can help.

    Simon, when you return to the land of your birth, you must meet Cokebottle and take him to the tattoo parlour to have a Southern Cross applied to his arm or back. Not a tramp stamp, you see, something classy

    Southern Cross is for wimps

    Eureka Flag is where it's at
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    sorry dogg i just want to go to sleep cuddled up between some big ol pillowy breasts
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Rolling bones sounds like it would hurt simon.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Actually, simonwolf would know more about good Aussie news sources to follow.

    Honestly, I wouldn't, since I barely follow the news at all regardless of country

    I personally think The Age is a worthwhile newspaper to read, but it's also Melbourne-based, and therefore won't get into disgusting Sydneysider politics

    I try to avoid politics here, as well, so I may look into that newspaper!

    Also, I veto any and all tattoos. I'm allergic to needles. My symptoms are pain, blood, and screaming like a little girl.
    工事中
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Alright, well, call is still out there

    You provide me with a fifty d6 roll, I will give you the maid of your dreams/nightmares
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    sorry dogg i just want to go to sleep cuddled up between some big ol pillow-chans

    bloodyroarxx on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Actually, simonwolf would know more about good Aussie news sources to follow.

    Honestly, I wouldn't, since I barely follow the news at all regardless of country

    I personally think The Age is a worthwhile newspaper to read, but it's also Melbourne-based, and therefore won't get into disgusting Sydneysider politics

    I try to avoid politics here, as well, so I may look into that newspaper!

    Also, I veto any and all tattoos. I'm allergic to needles. My symptoms are pain, blood, and screaming like a little girl.

    Would you be interested in getting a bulldog as a pet that wears a neck kerchief with the Eureka Flag on it?
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i would sleep with pillow chans if they were made out of an always-cool material so i wouldn't have to constantly flip 'em
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Actually, simonwolf would know more about good Aussie news sources to follow.

    Honestly, I wouldn't, since I barely follow the news at all regardless of country

    I personally think The Age is a worthwhile newspaper to read, but it's also Melbourne-based, and therefore won't get into disgusting Sydneysider politics

    I try to avoid politics here, as well, so I may look into that newspaper!

    Also, I veto any and all tattoos. I'm allergic to needles. My symptoms are pain, blood, and screaming like a little girl.

    Would you be interested in getting a bulldog as a pet that wears a neck kerchief with the Eureka Flag on it?

    Hm... maybe not a bulldog. What else you got? Corgi? Akita?
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    For reference, chu, those dice mapped your stats as Athletics 1, Affection 3, Skill 4, Cunning 2, Luck 2, and Will ???

    We had yet to make it to your colour scheme, traits, weapon, roots, stress explosion, or Maid Power
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Bulldog or dingo
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    What is my seduction level?
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bulldog or dingo

    Hrm... bulldog then. :(

    Unless there's a kitty. The gf would squeal if it was a cute kitty.
    工事中
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    What is my seduction level?

    The optional seduction rules state that you seduce using either Affection or Cunning

    so pretty good, by all accounts
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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    20 minutes before I leave to catch the bus.

    Almost the weekend, woo!
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    @simonwolf

    http://www.random.org/dice/?num=50
  • SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User, Soft Launch Tester regular
    I didn't think Time had it in them to make me loathe them any more than I did.
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    Whelp.
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    Old PA forum lookalike style for the new forums.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    goddamn it Time
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bulldog or dingo

    Hrm... bulldog then. :(

    Unless there's a kitty. The gf would squeal if it was a cute kitty.

    I guess a kitty would be ok so long as it can bolster your patriotic credentials. Maybe get the kitty to march in an Anzac dawn service
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    bloodyroarxx wrote: »
    goddamn it Time

    Time is currently thrashing about violently in an attempt to stave off death.

    Pity it and then go back to your incredible technological device.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT, the Maid

    Athletics 3
    Affection 1
    Skill 0
    Cunning 5
    Luck 2
    Will 0

    Maid Type: Boyishly Sexy

    Uniform colour: Vermillion
    Hair colour: Rainbow
    Eyes: Purple

    Traits: Catgirl, Dark Past: Wanted for a Serious Crime

    Maid Roots: Business arrangement
    Stress Explosion: Private seclusion
    Weapon: Summoning magic
    Maid Power: Traps

    Congratulations, SOTAR, you are now a maid
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I have failed my eye test. I am no longer allowed to have eyes.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    So I guess with Cunning 5 I should go rogue.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT, the Maid

    Athletics 3
    Affection 1
    Skill 0
    Cunning 5
    Luck 2
    Will 0

    Maid Type: Boyishly Sexy

    Uniform colour: Vermillion
    Hair colour: Rainbow
    Eyes: Purple

    Traits: Catgirl, Dark Past: Wanted for a Serious Crime

    Maid Roots: Business arrangement
    Stress Explosion: Private seclusion
    Weapon: Summoning magic
    Maid Power: Traps

    Congratulations, SOTAR, you are now a maid

    What anal circumference did he roll?
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    I have failed my eye test. I am no longer allowed to have eyes.

    Eye can't believe you didn't see that coming.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    A guy from the US office sent me an email yesterday saying "Excellent work, take the rest of the day off" after I'd already left for the day. It's a strange joke. But one that has me a-smiling.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT, the Maid

    Athletics 3
    Affection 1
    Skill 0
    Cunning 5
    Luck 2
    Will 0

    Maid Type: Boyishly Sexy

    Uniform colour: Vermillion
    Hair colour: Rainbow
    Eyes: Purple

    Traits: Catgirl, Dark Past: Wanted for a Serious Crime

    Maid Roots: Business arrangement
    Stress Explosion: Private seclusion
    Weapon: Summoning magic
    Maid Power: Traps

    Congratulations, SOTAR, you are now a maid

    What anal circumference did he roll?

    I'd need a d100 roll for that, silly
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I have failed my eye test. I am no longer allowed to have eyes.

    Eye can't believe you didn't see that coming.

    Boo get off the stage.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d100

    so that know the anal circumference
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d100 -> 22 (sum:22)
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Mojo, no.
  • GoslingGosling Team Monica Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Does that mean you have 22 anuses or something?
    I'm trying, through my blog, to break into the journalism industry. Any eyes and ears that pick up on any leads towards that end are greatly appreciated. PM me if you happen to hear anything.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    So I guess with Cunning 5 I should go rogue.

    Essentially those stats mean that you have absolutely no ability to perform your duties as a maid (a Skill of zero means you automatically fail any straightforward job-related tests) and will explode at the slightest affront (Will 0 meaning you have no barrier between gaining stress and exploding)

    But you have great cunning, so you are probably able to get other people to do work for you and convince everyone that you did the hard work, really
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Hayfever has arrived and i sneezed so much that I missed my train because found it impossible to walk through the commuters and turnstile machines while holding a series of tissues to my nose.
    And a cup of coffee
    Booo
    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    I didn't think Time had it in them to make me loathe them any more than I did.
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    Whelp.

    Wow. The other day I was saying how I hadn't seen any posts about my generation being lazy and the doom of all for a while.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    Does that mean you have 22 anuses or something?
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    Let's learn about circles!
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Gosling you are no longer Jaded!
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    Does that mean you have 22 anuses or something?

    It means Mojo's anus has 5 to 6 inches of stretched circumference before tearing
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