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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    He's almost as bad as those guys on reddit when you start talking about rolled up hems on your jeans and skinny jeans.

    He's the esh of food.

    Oh god burn spool, burnnnnn.

    I will eat french fries on video, but only if they're organic, fresh, and prepared by double-frying them in free trade canola oil.

    With kosher salt flakes to taste.

    #FreeEsh
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    And fuck the haters. Esh was dope as shit for backing up his Internet French Fry smack talk with a gluttonous throwdown
    Deebaser on
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    and cass, you might be feeling dogpiled

    because a lot of us agree

    but only because we care about you and aaron both and would like to see you both succeed, and know that having a degree is really important and have seen or experienced bumps on that road
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    And fuck the haters. Esh was dope as shit for backing up his Internet French Fry smack talk with a gluttonous throwdown

    And then he went full hipster with it.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour

    Geth roll 1d3
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Comparing Mike Tysom the wife rapist to the new Mike Tyson is a paradox. I still hate him, but I'm not afraid of him anymore.

    I don't even know if I hate him. I mean, people are allowed to find redemption - it is one of the most compelling story arcs we have as a species.

    This is a man who sounds like he is in pain even thinking back to when he used violence to make money. Been happily married for years. Has opened up about how messed up his earlier life was.

    It doesn't forgive his past actions, but it does show that growth and rehabilitation are possible for anyone.
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    and cass, you might be feeling dogpiled

    because a lot of us agree

    but only because we care about you and aaron both and would like to see you both succeed, and know that having a degree is really important and have seen or experienced bumps on that road

    oh i know and i really do appreciate the feedback and advice, i'm not just throwing my hands up at y'all and going MYEHHHHHHH
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    That's what I thought.

    You know what to do, 21st.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    And fuck the haters. Esh was dope as shit for backing up his Internet French Fry smack talk with a gluttonous throwdown

    And then he went full hipster with it.

    What? I forgot that bit.

    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

    i'll take what i can get

    90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

    wait

    no one said anything about red

    Why do you think I have to get electro instead of laser?

    >.>

    ah

    nvm
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    disk utility has lost the hdd I've been working with all morning

    ff
    you gave it a good try - hard drives die.

    Hope you had good backups of stuff.

    yeah I have recent time machines it should be easy to restore from there on the imac, and pull the data I really care about (docs, pics, mp3s) if I move to windows
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    the drive im trying to copy things from keeps vanishing

    why is this?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Geth is amazing sometimes.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour

    B,A, get paid, smoke a joint, then D if that's your thing.
  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Chipotle makes my taste buds happy.

    Fuck da haters.

    i thought it was ok but honestly i didn't like it as much as i expected. the meat was certainly better than taco bell's, without the gross, grainy texture of their beef. and i liked the choices and some of the spicy options they had.

    but in general it didn't seem especially fresh and the vegetables were kind of not-great, i think the tomatoes and all had been diced many hours before

    That's a possibility. I don't get veggies, besides the corn, on my burritos so I wouldn't know.

    Carnitas or barbacoa, cheese, corn, black beans and the salad dressing. SO FUCKING TASTY.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    That's what I thought.

    You know what to do, 21st.

    ...

    Yeah, no.

    geth, roll 1d2

    1 ==> Website
    2 ==> Workout
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Super Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    /me rolls 1d2 -> 1 (sum:1)
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour

    Spartans wouldn't fit the theme of your card game at all

    Silly 21st century
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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Implementation is done. Yay.
    Second implementation tomorrow. Boo hiss.

    Now, beer.
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    And fuck the haters. Esh was dope as shit for backing up his Internet French Fry smack talk with a gluttonous throwdown

    And then he went full hipster with it.

    What? I forgot that bit.

    Started being a dick about it if I remember. That's why tube locked the thread. I remember when I got him to oust himself with a picture in defense of his "I'm not a hipster."

    That was a good day.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

    i'll take what i can get

    90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

    wait

    no one said anything about red

    Why do you think I have to get electro instead of laser?

    >.>

    ah

    nvm

    : (
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    'myehhhh!' is the universal sound of petulant, futile anger btw
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Of course Geth wants more websites.

    Don't you see his game?!
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    How do rainbows look to colourblind people?

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour

    B,A, get paid, smoke a joint, then D if that's your thing.

    I won't get paid until very far in the future...

    Also I don't do drugs, because i'm a winner.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    That's what I thought.

    You know what to do, 21st.

    ...

    Yeah, no.

    geth, roll 1d2

    1 ==> Website
    2 ==> Workout

    THIS IS A BRILLIANT NEW DEVELOPMENT IN THE WAY I MAKE DECISIONS
    vspgsp.jpg
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    think i'm gonna pull the trigger on a new imac

    they're pretty sweet

    im not up on the current mac vs pc debate, so whats the big draw for imacs these days?

    they are slim and sexy and run os x

    The top of the line one also has a pretty baller GPU, the fusion drive is a pretty neat idea (which is a lot like hybrid SSDs but rather different in execution), and DAT SCREEN.

    Also, they last a long time without complaints. My 2010 model still plays every game I throw at it on near-high settings at 1080p, and the 32 gigs of RAM mean I never have to close anything unless I want to.

    So here's the one I'm getting:

    • 3.4GHz Quad-core Intel Core i7, Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
    • 32GB 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 4x8GB
    • 3TB Fusion Drive
    • NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680MX 2GB GDDR5

    also gonna put a win8 partition on it in case i want to play windows-only games
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

    i'll take what i can get

    90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

    wait

    no one said anything about red

    Why do you think I have to get electro instead of laser?

    >.>

    ah

    nvm

    : (

    i'm gonna look dum with brown hair and a red beard!
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    How do rainbows look to colourblind people?

    I'd assume they just see fifty shades of gray.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    DO I

    A) Work on making a spartan website for my card game
    B) Do my Elliptical workout
    C) Punch myself in the dick repeatedly for an hour

    B,A, get paid, smoke a joint, then D if that's your thing.

    I won't get paid until very far in the future...

    Also I don't do drugs, because i'm a winner.

    Ditto.

    But this is the Internet. So...
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    think i'm gonna pull the trigger on a new imac

    they're pretty sweet

    im not up on the current mac vs pc debate, so whats the big draw for imacs these days?

    they are slim and sexy and run os x

    The top of the line one also has a pretty baller GPU, the fusion drive is a pretty neat idea (which is a lot like hybrid SSDs but rather different in execution), and DAT SCREEN.

    Also, they last a long time without complaints. My 2010 model still plays every game I throw at it on near-high settings at 1080p, and the 32 gigs of RAM mean I never have to close anything unless I want to.

    So here's the one I'm getting:

    • 3.4GHz Quad-core Intel Core i7, Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
    • 32GB 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 4x8GB
    • 3TB Fusion Drive
    • NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680MX 2GB GDDR5

    also gonna put a win8 partition on it in case i want to play windows-only games

    thats pretty badass.

    If you want to save like 450-500 bucks, buy the RAM elsewhere; Apple does overcharge for it by a lot.

    Otherwise, that is p much exactly the machine @nexuscrawler got earlier this year, and as far as I know he is a happy camper.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Implementation is done. Yay.
    Second implementation tomorrow. Boo hiss.

    Now, beer.

    Kill the witch
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    think i'm gonna pull the trigger on a new imac

    they're pretty sweet

    im not up on the current mac vs pc debate, so whats the big draw for imacs these days?

    they are slim and sexy and run os x

    The top of the line one also has a pretty baller GPU, the fusion drive is a pretty neat idea (which is a lot like hybrid SSDs but rather different in execution), and DAT SCREEN.

    Also, they last a long time without complaints. My 2010 model still plays every game I throw at it on near-high settings at 1080p, and the 32 gigs of RAM mean I never have to close anything unless I want to.

    So here's the one I'm getting:

    • 3.4GHz Quad-core Intel Core i7, Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
    • 32GB 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM - 4x8GB
    • 3TB Fusion Drive
    • NVIDIA GeForce GTX 680MX 2GB GDDR5

    also gonna put a win8 partition on it in case i want to play windows-only games

    THIS IS GOING TO COST $3,000!
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Boo. There's no 10 hour mix of You're the best around on Youtube...

    :(
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    one day i wanna try illegal drugs

    all the cool kids are doing it
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    will, mother of god

    i came
  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    Geth likes to cause us meatbags pain.
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