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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    In ten years I'm going to make a fortune by starting a company that specializes in automated document and systems updates with oversight and support.

    everything costs money

    people don't like spending money

    it's just that simple

    Oh, absolutely.

    Hypothetically that's where specialization would come in.

    Bring the price down through efficiency, and gobble up a large enough chunk of the market to still make some good coin.
    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    That PA Report thread on Orson Scott Card is both depressing and not surprising.

    "Oh noes, it's bigoted to call me a bigot because I have bigoted beliefs! Who's the bigot now?!"

    This is the worst belief.

    You must tolerate my intolerance otherwise you're just as baaaaaaadddd

    I know. I'm sorry, but you can take your "deeply held, sincere belief that gays are the devil" and shove it up your ass. "Deeply held belief" is a euphemism for "I don't want to spend any time considering my world view and face the possibility that I am wrong." I'm too old to care about your intellectual laziness anymore.
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    SKFM taking a hiatus?

    Personal stuff or what?

    Edit: Ah, he got chat banned? What did he do? He's normally p tame in chat from what I've seen.

    I'm guessing his 1%ness made the poors feel bad.

    When he bragged about his solid gold toilet complete with diamond-encrusted toilet paper, it was a bit much.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    That PA Report thread on Orson Scott Card is both depressing and not surprising.

    "Oh noes, it's bigoted to call me a bigot because I have bigoted beliefs! Who's the bigot now?!"

    This is the worst belief.

    You must tolerate my intolerance otherwise you're just as baaaaaaadddd

    I know. I'm sorry, but you can take your "deeply held, sincere belief that gays are the devil" and shove it up your ass. "Deeply held belief" is a euphemism for "I don't want to spend any time considering my world view and face the possibility that I am wrong." I'm too old to care about your intellectual laziness anymore.

    Any time you hold a belief more deeply than you hold your criteria for evaluating beliefs as true or good, you've got a problem.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hmm looks like staying with my current roommates will save me a grand a year.

    How loveless marriages are born.
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Ughhh my test is in half an hour and I reeeeeally don't want to take it. Also I'm super unprepared.

    Also I'm sleepy.
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I just had a moment where I realised I don't care much for Penn Jillette anymore.

    I'm perfectly okay with this.

    I already told chat my one good story.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cereal's about to get trippy.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I just had a moment where I realised I don't care much for Penn Jillette anymore.

    I'm perfectly okay with this.

    I already told chat my one good story.

    I don't think I heard it before...
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    I wonder if I should shave my beard off and go back to just the goatee.
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Ughhh my test is in half an hour and I reeeeeally don't want to take it. Also I'm super unprepared.

    Also I'm sleepy.

    In my limited experience with testing, you can bs through some amount of unpreparedness by understanding the coursework in general and eliminating obvious wrong answers. Sleepiness however makes you lazy in your answering which is just not good. Good luck! ;)
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder if I should shave my beard off and go back to just the goatee.

    Nobody should go back to the goatee.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
    I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

    Cooking is awesome and really easy.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Went to chipotle with roommates. Now I feel so very fat and bloated.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

    Everybody.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Went to chipotle with roommates. Now I feel so very fat and bloated.

    I've discovered if you get the salad instead of the bowl, you get the experience of shoveling all that food in your mouth, but you don't want to die as much after.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not
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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I just had a moment where I realised I don't care much for Penn Jillette anymore.

    I'm perfectly okay with this.

    Penn Jilette is an outspoken libertarian magician.

    That's, like, just one step above being an outspoken Libertarian clown.

    What i'm saying is, I'd probably watch a new season of Bullshit if it were hosted by ICP.

    Today on BULLSHIT:

    Fucking magnets how do they work?!?
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I just had a moment where I realised I don't care much for Penn Jillette anymore.

    I'm perfectly okay with this.

    I already told chat my one good story.

    I don't think I heard it before...

    To the dungeons of Chat's yore then! I shall not humble brag. ;)
    I'll write it up again or c/p it when I get a bit more time. I just fell asleep during his show at the rio because im a degen and had an aisle seat near his mark,and he just stared me down and refused to shake my hand.on the way out like they do for every person. Pretty funny
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder if I should shave my beard off and go back to just the goatee.

    Nobody should go back to the goatee.

    But how will scooby know who I am?
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Went to chipotle with roommates. Now I feel so very fat and bloated.

    I went there last night, followed by electrolysis.

    The experiences were dissimilar.
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
    I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

    Cooking is awesome and really easy.

    I tried making my own tortillas last night.

    I kinda fucked up. Think I might need another recipe.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah new distributor in Denver

    *puts on sunglasses indoors*
    *carries around a boombox listening to public enemy on repeat*
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.

    Man there is so many larger twats he doesn't elicit much more than a meh from me.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.

    Teller has the right idea.
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

    Everybody.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkdo7bOmJc

    3:03 on says I disagree. So there.
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.

    Man there is so many larger twats he doesn't elicit much more than a meh from me.

    I learned some cool magic tricks because of him when I was a kid.
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.

    Man there is so many larger twats he doesn't elicit much more than a meh from me.

    I'm not really angry at anything else at the moment, so since the subject was broached, I have the energy for hating on him.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    I am buying the interns lunch today. They are so excited by this.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Zephiran wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
    I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

    Cooking is awesome and really easy.

    I tried making my own tortillas last night.

    I kinda fucked up. Think I might need another recipe.
    Tortillas? Yeah, I can cook, but I can't bake for shit.

    Seriously though, homemade tortilla chips are the awesome.


    TehSpectre on
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    I like how I ordered Ivory keystone faceplates from monoprice, and ivory blanks, and they do. not. fucking. match.

    Like the ivory blanks are more of this... almond color. The ivory face plates are more of this.. off white (which I guess is ivory)

    This is mildly infuriating.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>
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