WHAT THE [CHAT]

nexuscrawler

Rich Lowry is the biggest tool of a columnist ever

he's all angry the Libya video guy is going to jail

for calling attention to himself breaking parole and committing fraud

WITCH HUNT I TELL YOU

Haphazard

What's Chipotle? Isn't that something to eat?

Chanus

spool32 wrote: »

TehSpectre wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Confession bear.

I have never been to Chipotle.

It's okay, it's horrible.

Lime on everything and weird-tasting chicken.

Chipotle is the worst. It's a con designed to sucker people into thinking that they're eating real tex-mex when they're actually eating Taco Bell Plus.

The plus happens on your bill

Actually, Chipotle isn't much more expensive than Taco Bell anymore.

Thanks Obama.

Cinders

It's about as good as freebirds.

spool32

Chanus wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Captain Carrot wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

"Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

One long take.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

awesome awesome awesome.

I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

another victim of hypercorrection! :P

but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

You know who else thinks tap is boring?

Everybody.

Surely there's something in that video to catch the eye of folks who aren't looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs.

There's nobody not looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs.

Come on.

2:03 and my eyes get really really wide for a moment there.

bowen

Spool is a food snob, don't worry!

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Organichu wrote: »

cass what are the positive results of you not continuing school?

we can't afford for both aaron and i to go to school

he makes 10-15k a year at a call centre job, if he gets his degree then he can work with computer servers and shit and likely be much better off, and he only has two years to go

spool32

Cinders wrote: »

It's about as good as freebirds.

....

You are on thin ice here.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

spool32

:rotate:

bowen

He's almost as bad as those guys on reddit when you start talking about rolled up hems on your jeans and skinny jeans.

He's the esh of food.

Oh god burn spool, burnnnnn.

MadCaddy

So, I guess chat isn't a fan of Peter Thiel?

Casual

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

oh, before i go

shivahn

i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

First of all

I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

So yes. Yay.

yes...

but you want the titty shake, i don't

i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

The trans community would be so happy.

you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

Haha

My uh

My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

i'll take what i can get

90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

wait

no one said anything about red

Shivahn

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

oh, before i go

shivahn

i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

First of all

I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

So yes. Yay.

yes...

but you want the titty shake, i don't

i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

The trans community would be so happy.

you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

Haha

My uh

My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

i'll take what i can get

90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

wait

no one said anything about red

Why do you think I have to get electro instead of laser?

>.>

skippydumptruck

disk utility has lost the hdd I've been working with all morning

ff

Organichu

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

this is easy to say but you've already demonstrated a clear loathing for school and distance will only increase your ability to rationalize not finishing.

your job is willing to give you days off to go to school and partially pay your tuition- do you know you'll have a job like this in the future?

i would crunch the numbers again more stingily and see if you can make it work. unless you'd literally be homeless with both of you in school i think you should keep going.

Henroid

Goddamn it I am easily amused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Whp8_r19Y

MadCaddy

skippydumptruck wrote: »

disk utility has lost the hdd I've been working with all morning

ff

It's dead, Jim.

Deebaser

MadCaddy wrote: »

So, I guess chat isn't a fan of Peter Thiel?

Not unless the dude is prepared to give me $100,000 to not go to school anymore.

Zephiran

TehSpectre wrote: »

Zephiran wrote: »

TehSpectre wrote: »

Zephiran wrote: »

TehSpectre wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

Why don't I put it on all the food?

I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!

I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

Cooking is awesome and really easy.

I tried making my own tortillas last night.

I kinda fucked up. Think I might need another recipe.

Tortillas? Yeah, I can cook, but I can't bake for shit.

Seriously though, homemade tortilla chips are the awesome.

Like, I can bake some half decent bread and all, but these tortillas went really bad. I think it's also because I used butter instead of shortening, and may have used a bit too much of both butter and water. I also should've let it sit to become more glutinous so I could've made 'em thinner. What I got instead are these slightly burned things that are somewhat doughy in the middle.

That sounds horrible!

Here!

I'll give 'em another pop the next time I cook up a decent fry for tortilla fillings.

MadCaddy

Could try putting it in a freezer for an emergency recovery, but wait util your new one gets in.

DaemonSadi

Chipotle makes my taste buds happy.

Fuck da haters.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Organichu wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

this is easy to say but you've already demonstrated a clear loathing for school and distance will only increase your ability to rationalize not finishing.

your job is willing to give you days off to go to school and partially pay your tuition- do you know you'll have a job like this in the future?

i would crunch the numbers again more stingily and see if you can make it work. unless you'd literally be homeless with both of you in school i think you should keep going.

I honestly think having some distance on school will make it easier to go back, whereas right now I have such fatigue about the whole thing. This job will likely not be permanent, and once Aaron is in a better position, it'll be easier for me to go back to school instead of going part time and being the breadwinner.

syndalis

@Henroid -

the Mike Tyson interview surprised the hell out of me. I had no idea how... erhmm... human he has become over the years.

He is not the same man who was boxing when I was a kid.

Haphazard

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

oh, before i go

shivahn

i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

First of all

I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

So yes. Yay.

yes...

but you want the titty shake, i don't

i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

The trans community would be so happy.

you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

Haha

My uh

My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

i'll take what i can get

90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.

wait

no one said anything about red

Why do you think I have to get electro instead of laser?

>.>

Spider-man fan, but meh on Iron Man?

Organichu

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

this is easy to say but you've already demonstrated a clear loathing for school and distance will only increase your ability to rationalize not finishing.

your job is willing to give you days off to go to school and partially pay your tuition- do you know you'll have a job like this in the future?

i would crunch the numbers again more stingily and see if you can make it work. unless you'd literally be homeless with both of you in school i think you should keep going.

I honestly think having some distance on school will make it easier to go back, whereas right now I have such fatigue about the whole thing. This job will likely not be permanent, and once Aaron is in a better position, it'll be easier for me to go back to school instead of going part time and being the breadwinner.

i just want you to know that literally every dropout ever has thought that first sentence

Deebaser

Organichu wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

this is easy to say but you've already demonstrated a clear loathing for school and distance will only increase your ability to rationalize not finishing.

your job is willing to give you days off to go to school and partially pay your tuition- do you know you'll have a job like this in the future?

i would crunch the numbers again more stingily and see if you can make it work. unless you'd literally be homeless with both of you in school i think you should keep going.

Chu, droppin troof bombs here.
Find a way to make it work and do it now.

Winky

Organichu wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

i'm going to go back to school, just gonna wait until aaron is in a better position instead of climbing to success on his back

this is easy to say but you've already demonstrated a clear loathing for school and distance will only increase your ability to rationalize not finishing.

your job is willing to give you days off to go to school and partially pay your tuition- do you know you'll have a job like this in the future?

i would crunch the numbers again more stingily and see if you can make it work. unless you'd literally be homeless with both of you in school i think you should keep going.

I agree with chu. It's very hard to get yourself back into the idea of going to school once you're out.

Abdhyius

I'm so boooooored

spool32

bowen wrote: »

He's almost as bad as those guys on reddit when you start talking about rolled up hems on your jeans and skinny jeans.

He's the esh of food.

Oh god burn spool, burnnnnn.

I will eat french fries on video, but only if they're organic, fresh, and prepared by double-frying them in free trade canola oil.

With kosher salt flakes to taste.

MadCaddy

Comparing Mike Tysom the wife rapist to the new Mike Tyson is a paradox. I still hate him, but I'm not afraid of him anymore.

Organichu

DaemonSadi wrote: »

Chipotle makes my taste buds happy.

Fuck da haters.

i thought it was ok but honestly i didn't like it as much as i expected. the meat was certainly better than taco bell's, without the gross, grainy texture of their beef. and i liked the choices and some of the spicy options they had.

but in general it didn't seem especially fresh and the vegetables were kind of not-great, i think the tomatoes and all had been diced many hours before

syndalis

skippydumptruck wrote: »

disk utility has lost the hdd I've been working with all morning

ff

you gave it a good try - hard drives die.

Hope you had good backups of stuff.

Caveman Paws

Abdhyius wrote: »

I'm so boooooored

Digital comic books
Netflix
Porn
Chat
News
Science magazines

All free

Bored? You're bored... Yeah!

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

I mean on the other hand my brother has four degrees and a certificate from college and he's going back another time because he can't really stick with a job.

TehSpectre

Freebirds > Chipotle

Freebirds has everything Chipotle has, and more!

Different sized burritos. Nachos. Different flavors of tortillas. Different kinds of rice. etc etc etc

Henroid

syndalis wrote: »

Henroid -

the Mike Tyson interview surprised the hell out of me. I had no idea how... erhmm... human he has become over the years.

He is not the same man who was boxing when I was a kid.

Yeah it was pretty crazy, I thought he was going to be a wild card saying inane shit. Turns out he got his act together and is just trying to keep his life quiet.

Henroid

syndalis wrote: »

Henroid -

the Mike Tyson interview surprised the hell out of me. I had no idea how... erhmm... human he has become over the years.

He is not the same man who was boxing when I was a kid.

Yeah it was pretty crazy, I thought he was going to be a wild card saying inane shit. Turns out he got his act together and is just trying to keep his life quiet.

MadCaddy

Man, there hasn't been a man alive scarier in a fight than Tyson in 89.

Abdhyius

I am literally waiting for somebody to come online and tell me something fun we are going to do.