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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    fak u jobs

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

    Everybody.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtkdo7bOmJc

    3:03 on says I disagree. So there.

    That's so boring I'm not even going to watch it.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Temporary narcoplepsy is not fun.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.

    Is there like

    a gif of a bear shattering our friendship on a knee?

    Because that would be the easiest way to explain what just happened.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.
    he... he can't

    teller already can't talk

    you can't have two not-talking magicians!
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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I just had a moment where I realised I don't care much for Penn Jillette anymore.

    I'm perfectly okay with this.

    I already told chat my one good story.

    I don't think I heard it before...

    To the dungeons of Chat's yore then! I shall not humble brag. ;)
    I'll write it up again or c/p it when I get a bit more time. I just fell asleep during his show at the rio because im a degen and had an aisle seat near his mark,and he just stared me down and refused to shake my hand.on the way out like they do for every person. Pretty funny

    Now, I don't wanna be a cunt about this, but... Ah hell, it's worth it.

    Serves him just about right I'd say.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Temporary narcoplepsy is not fun.

    http://i.imgur.com/ylsb9gm.gif
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Though seriously I like Chipotle. Part of that's because they source their meat more ethically than other places though.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.
    he... he can't

    teller already can't talk

    you can't have two not-talking magicians!

    I bet you could.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

    i'll take what i can get
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.
    It's okay, it's horrible.

    Lime on everything and weird-tasting chicken.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Temporary narcoplepsy is not fun.

    Better than permanent at least?
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I am buying the interns today. They are so excited by this.

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.

    Is there like

    a gif of a bear shattering our friendship on a knee?

    Because that would be the easiest way to explain what just happened.

    NO SHIVAHN I NEED YOU.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    oh, before i go

    shivahn

    i have started work on getting my abs back after i horrified myself with the amount of titty shake i am capible of

    i did like 30 situps (SHUT UP IT'S A START) and 10 pushups (ok yes that's pathetic)

    so i can see this summer i have a mountain to climb to meet out 6 month abs time table

    First of all

    I am capable of more titty shake than you, so don't feel bad :P

    Secondly yay! It doesn't matter how little you're doing, the fact that you're starting is important. Once you're in a habit of doing stuff like that it's all downhill.

    So yes. Yay.

    yes...

    but you want the titty shake, i don't

    i wish there was a way to donate my titty shake to you but alas there is not

    This is why we need to develop technologies for body part markets.

    The trans community would be so happy.

    you can have my titty shake and i'll take your ability to grow facial hair

    Haha

    My uh

    My facial hair is slightly damaged >.>

    i'll take what i can get

    90% of a fabulous red rainbow is still pretty good.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I wonder if I should shave my beard off and go back to just the goatee.

    Nobody should go back to the goatee.

    But how will scooby know who I am?

    How will the other time travellers from 1997 identify me?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Temporary narcoplepsy is not fun.

    Better than permanent at least?

    http://i.imgur.com/O8tFZ.gif
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Fuck yeah new distributor in Denver

    *puts on sunglasses indoors*
    *carries around a boombox listening to public enemy on repeat*

    fight the power
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.

    Is there like

    a gif of a bear shattering our friendship on a knee?

    Because that would be the easiest way to explain what just happened.

    NO SHIVAHN I NEED YOU.

    :P

    Fiiiiiine I'll just have to find a way to repair our friendship after this revelation.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Temporary narcoplepsy is not fun.

    http://i.imgur.com/ylsb9gm.gif

    did I mention my calendar of sleeping puppies?
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    THE BAR IS FULL

    IT SHOWS THAT THE THING IS COMPLETE

    BUT ITS NOT DONE

    THE BAR IS A LIE
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
    I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

    Cooking is awesome and really easy.

    I tried making my own tortillas last night.

    I kinda fucked up. Think I might need another recipe.
    Tortillas? Yeah, I can cook, but I can't bake for shit.

    Seriously though, homemade tortilla chips are the awesome.


    Like, I can bake some half decent bread and all, but these tortillas went really bad. I think it's also because I used butter instead of shortening, and may have used a bit too much of both butter and water. I also should've let it sit to become more glutinous so I could've made 'em thinner. What I got instead are these slightly burned things that are somewhat doughy in the middle.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    THE BAR IS FULL

    IT SHOWS THAT THE THING IS COMPLETE

    BUT ITS NOT DONE

    THE BAR IS A LIE

    skippy

    skippy

    it just works
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.

    Is there like

    a gif of a bear shattering our friendship on a knee?

    Because that would be the easiest way to explain what just happened.

    NO SHIVAHN I NEED YOU.

    :P

    Fiiiiiine I'll just have to find a way to repair our friendship after this revelation.

    Raven come to Illinois. We'll go to chipotle and then moes and then we will explode.
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    THE BAR IS FULL

    IT SHOWS THAT THE THING IS COMPLETE

    BUT ITS NOT DONE

    THE BAR IS A LIE

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  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.
    he... he can't

    teller already can't talk

    you can't have two not-talking magicians!
    It'd be one hell of a trick.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.

    Is there like

    a gif of a bear shattering our friendship on a knee?

    Because that would be the easiest way to explain what just happened.

    NO SHIVAHN I NEED YOU.

    :P

    Fiiiiiine I'll just have to find a way to repair our friendship after this revelation.

    Raven come to Illinois. We'll go to chipotle and then moes and then we will explode.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    THE BAR IS FULL

    IT SHOWS THAT THE THING IS COMPLETE

    BUT ITS NOT DONE

    THE BAR IS A LIE

    skippy

    skippy

    it just works

    it has for years

    but now it is not
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    desc wrote: »
    Fuck yeah new distributor in Denver

    *puts on sunglasses indoors*
    *carries around a boombox listening to public enemy on repeat*

    fight the power

    This guy better buy a million cases of wine
    desc on
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Penn Jilette is a ginormous twat and needs to keep his mouth shut and go back to being a mediocre magician.

    I remembered that episode they had about recycling.

    And thinking back on it, I was like:

    "You know what, that's not what recycling is about at all. Fuck 'em. Burying all trash in landfills and tap the landfills for gas sounds a suspiciously lot like digging a hole and then filling it back up again."
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

    Everybody.

    Surely there's something in that video to catch the eye of folks who aren't looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs.
    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I am buying the interns lunch today. They are so excited by this.

    They're like puppies.
    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    THE BAR IS FULL

    IT SHOWS THAT THE THING IS COMPLETE

    BUT ITS NOT DONE

    THE BAR IS A LIE

    skippy

    skippy

    it just works

    it has for years

    but now it is not

    It bar-ly works now!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Why don't I put this chili and garlic stuff on more food?

    Why don't I put it on all the food?

    I have been making a mistake all my life. No more!
    I just now learned about making your own tortilla chips.

    Cooking is awesome and really easy.

    I tried making my own tortillas last night.

    I kinda fucked up. Think I might need another recipe.
    Tortillas? Yeah, I can cook, but I can't bake for shit.

    Seriously though, homemade tortilla chips are the awesome.


    Like, I can bake some half decent bread and all, but these tortillas went really bad. I think it's also because I used butter instead of shortening, and may have used a bit too much of both butter and water. I also should've let it sit to become more glutinous so I could've made 'em thinner. What I got instead are these slightly burned things that are somewhat doughy in the middle.
    That sounds horrible!

    Here!



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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    The guy that did Astaire's first screen test in Hollywood wrote about him:

    "Can't act, can't sing. Can dance, a little."

    One long take.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ

    awesome awesome awesome.

    I love how Rogers starts off dancing like she's surprised and amazed to see how well her partner is.

    Also, very hard to watch Astaire dancing with her showing so much thigh on the twirls...

    another victim of hypercorrection! :P

    but even with Ginger Rogers' legs, tap is still boring

    You know who else thinks tap is boring?

    Everybody.

    Surely there's something in that video to catch the eye of folks who aren't looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs.

    There's nobody not looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs.

    Come on.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I'm talking to Aaron and I think what we're going to do is get him through his last years of school before I go back for my degree

    so we'll both have degrees and he has some time to get a nice job like I do

    then we'll buy a tank and roll over a town in ohio

    who will dare to stop us?
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    I'm talking to Aaron and I think what we're going to do is get him through his last years of school before I go back for my degree

    so we'll both have degrees and he has some time to get a nice job like I do

    then we'll buy a tank and roll over a town in ohio

    who will dare to stop us?

    noooooo don't drop out
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Confession bear.

    I have never been to Chipotle.
    It's okay, it's horrible.

    Lime on everything and weird-tasting chicken.

    Chipotle is the worst. It's a con designed to sucker people into thinking that they're eating real tex-mex when they're actually eating Taco Bell Plus.
    The plus happens on your bill
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Somehow "looking at Ginger Rogers' thighs" sounds much pervier than "looking at Ginger Rogers' legs".
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    cass what are the positive results of you not continuing school?
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