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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.
    evilbob on
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Nothing better then leaving a podcast running to take a piss, hear them play a loud, aggressive, porn audio recording, run back to turn the volume down so my aunt/landlord doesn't think I'm watching porn.... I forget my point as I notice the run on sentence post I've created.

    Enjoy(?)
    Caveman Paws on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    You're making good decision, Narwhal.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    bacon-shell-taco.jpg

    I'll just leave this here.
    工事中
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    wtf google share price being over 900?
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i, for one, recommend shitting where you eat

    (a restaurant)
    Per3th.jpg
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Damn, best to leave it then.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Don't care if its old news or not;

    EA is halting development on all future WiiU titles. Full on.

    So... Uhh.. this may be the first time I will say this without irony.

    Nintendo is doomed.
    syndalis on
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Show this post to your boss and demand a raise.

    While threatening to impregnate one of their servers. Stress the cost of bringing in a new server.
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    bacon-shell-taco.jpg

    I'll just leave this here.

    Just looking at it makes my sodium levels spike
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    EA sucks
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.
  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Someone on /r/programming suggesting you use floats to represent money. Teehee.

    Maybe he needs to represent A LOT of money.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    You're making good decision, Narwhal.

    Yup, I'm a real top-notch manager dealie guy.

    It helps that my brain drugs decimate my sex drive, which makes analyzing these sorts of situations WAY easier! :o
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i, for one, recommend shitting where you eat

    (a restaurant)

    Get your meat where you get your bread

    Dip your pen in the company ink

    Mix business with pleasure
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Get her fired.

    I see absolutely no flaws with this plan.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Assuming it's a young horse, it probably has somewhere between 3-5 years of racing. After that it depends on if it's a gelding or not.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Don't care if its old new or not;

    EA is halting development on all future WiiU titles. Full on.

    So... Uhh.. this may be the first time I will say this without irony.

    Nintendo is doomed.

    WiiU is doomed. Nintendo can handle a failed console.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Don't care if its old new or not;

    EA is halting development on all future WiiU titles. Full on.

    So... Uhh.. this may be the first time I will say this without irony.

    Nintendo is doomed.

    Super Nintendo was fun. And I hear good things about n65 was it?

    (Nintendo is just the same games with a new number next to the title. They've been dead for decades)
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Don't care if its old news or not;

    EA is halting development on all future WiiU titles. Full on.

    So... Uhh.. this may be the first time I will say this without irony.

    Nintendo is doomed.

    But what about all their new Let's Play ad revenue?
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Someone on /r/programming suggesting you use floats to represent money. Teehee.

    Maybe he needs to represent A LOT of money.

    I think the problem is that a float cannot represent enough money. It's only a 32 bit signed number. About 7 digits if I recall correctly.
    RiemannLives on
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i, for one, recommend shitting where you eat

    (a restaurant)

    I do often poop there.

    I don't think I've eaten there since I started working there, however. :P
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Show this post to your boss and demand a raise.

    While threatening to impregnate one of their servers. Stress the cost of bringing in a new server.

    I do not think this will work!

    Among the many problems with this idea is that the cost of training a new server is like $10. :o
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.

    How much of Sleeping Dogs did you complete?
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.

    You could almost certainly get a teaching job at the very least.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    (Nintendo is just the same games with a new number next to the title. They've been dead for decades)

    I thought that was EA.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i, for one, recommend shitting where you eat

    (a restaurant)

    I do often poop there.

    I don't think I've eaten there since I started working there, however. :P
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Show this post to your boss and demand a raise.

    While threatening to impregnate one of their servers. Stress the cost of bringing in a new server.

    I do not think this will work!

    Among the many problems with this idea is that the cost of training a new server is like $10. :o

    Boourns.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    there were these very high teenagers who giggled insanely every time anyone with an accent spoke (or bones spoke)

    we need to either criminalize weed or teenagers
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    One of the servers at work has a maaaaajor crush on me

    She is not subtle about it

    This is a thing I will have to nip in the bud

    Give her a chance.

    Hunchback mothers of five need love too.

    Hey! No, she's hella cute

    But I am da baws

    And she is not da baws

    We can never be!

    I would have thought you being back of house and her being front of house would have been enough separation.

    Would be if it weren't a pretty small place in terms of staff, and the fact that I'm management, even if I'm not HER manager

    Get her fired.

    I see absolutely no flaws with this plan.

    This is brilliant.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    I'm not entirely certain on the cart.

    I would assume that it probably gets replaced yearly by sponsors, but I don't really know how the horse racing industry works in that regard.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Why would they do that? Do they not want to see family people playing all of their sports titles?
    Torak - Elcor Vanguard
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    That said, an old cart can be used as a training tool, so that would extend the life of the cart a bit.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.

    You could almost certainly get a teaching job at the very least.

    ew

    no I want to do finance! or accounting (maybe)
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.

    How much of Sleeping Dogs did you complete?

    ALL OF IT

    the food seems great
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i made shakshuka it's pretty dang good
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Why would they do that? Do they not want to see family people playing all of their sports titles?

    Yes because those families are all rushing out and buying WiiUs right now.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    tyrannus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how possible it'd be for me to work in Hong Kong.

    hm.

    How much of Sleeping Dogs did you complete?

    ALL OF IT

    the food seems great

    A man who does not eat pork bun, is not a real man.
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    Caveman Paws on
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Someone on /r/programming suggesting you use floats to represent money. Teehee.

    Maybe he needs to represent A LOT of money.

    That's even worse! A float is an approximation, not an exact number. It always has the same number of significant digits, so the bigger the number gets, the more digits disappear.

    One trillion represented as a float is 999999995904. A double is better, but is still imprecise and rounding errors will accumulate over time.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    I do not make a ton of money even as a chef but taking home a paycheque every 2 weeks that has 4 digits on it even after taxes and everything is pretty neat.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Hasn't anyone seen the movie hackers or Office Space.
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