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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Damn, Iowa doesn't even have a line up, and InTrade went boom since last I checked.. I just remember that during the 2012 election Christie was the favorite. This was after the loss, and the hurricane.
    Only see 2014 congressionals, and..FED policy markets? o_O I'm a degen, but I mean c'mon.
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Today was weird

    My friend is probably going to jail

    And work was awesome

    What went down with your buddy?

    Drove drunk rolled his car

    But has a suspended sentence

    So, that's going to be a few years

    He's been struggling with alcoholism for a few years now

    Daaaaamn, son. Hopefully he gets straightened out in the joint.

    I hear the american prison system is really good for that.
  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    handicapped people are all handicapped on purpose to drain welfare from us

    destroy the socialist fascist oligarchy

    let selfishness reign
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    I need to send that to my friend who was working as a bike delivery guy for Jimmy John's and had that happen; bike got stolen, was returned the next night.
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    I totally wanna go long on the q4 projection.. What have I become?
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  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Today was weird

    My friend is probably going to jail

    And work was awesome

    What went down with your buddy?

    Drove drunk rolled his car

    But has a suspended sentence

    So, that's going to be a few years

    He's been struggling with alcoholism for a few years now

    Meaning he already had a suspended sentence before this incident?

    :( sucks, man. he might be able to get into treatment, depending on a lot of factors. Jails are really struggling to find room for people, though, so there's a lot of incentive for diversion.

    Yeah got a 6-month suspended a few for drink and disorderly and assaulting a cop

    He got everything suspended

    But now he has multiple felonies
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid's Top Picks for Republican Primary Nominee:

    Chris Christie: Name is easy to remember.
    Paul Ryan: Biceps. Mmm.
    Zombie Stalin: Awesome mustache and hey, he probably won't really carry out political killings.
    Hypnotoad: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    I don't like Christie but compared to Ryan he's Prince Charming.
  • CambiataCambiata I'm an alchemist and the beat is my base metal Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    Lol @ DVDs.

    How do you watch King of the Hill, Icy?

    Netflix is the one true path.

    does it make sense in canada

    like, when it first came out i was living in texas and hated living there

    watching king of the hill was honestly just too painful for me

    That's the reason I can't enjoy The Office. Not the Texas part, but the "I'm living this painfully right now so it's not funny it's just tragic."

    Ah, I didn't think you'd be the Michael Scott type... Ya learn something new erry day.

    Wait, wouldn't being Michael Scott actually be great because you always assume you are awesome no matter the evidence?

    It's working for Michael Scott that is painful. (Luckily I don't work in that department any more though, yaaaay).

    Oddly enough, though, Office Space was funny and not painful. Although I hadn't had a job yet where I was required to wear flair, and didn't have a cubical job yet either, so there was enough distance for funny.
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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Today was weird

    My friend is probably going to jail

    And work was awesome

    What went down with your buddy?

    Drove drunk rolled his car

    But has a suspended sentence

    So, that's going to be a few years

    He's been struggling with alcoholism for a few years now

    Daaaaamn, son. Hopefully he gets straightened out in the joint.

    I hear the american prison system is really good for that.

    Out of respect for our fellow chatter I dialed down the real.

    But it has happened for some people.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid's Top Picks for Republican Primary Nominee:

    Chris Christie: Name is easy to remember.
    Paul Ryan: Biceps. Mmm.
    Zombie Stalin: Awesome mustache and hey, he probably won't really carry out political killings.
    Hypnotoad: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    I don't like Christie but compared to Ryan he's Prince Charming.

    Sure. Right up until naked debates are the norm. THEN WHERE'S YOU'RE GOD.

    That's right. In Hypnotoad.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hey.

    Hey guys.

    Policy wonk.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid's Top Picks for Republican Primary Nominee:

    Chris Christie: Name is easy to remember.
    Paul Ryan: Biceps. Mmm.
    Zombie Stalin: Awesome mustache and hey, he probably won't really carry out political killings.
    Hypnotoad: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

    I don't like Christie but compared to Ryan he's Prince Charming.

    Sure. Right up until naked debates are the norm. THEN WHERE'S YOU'RE GOD.

    That's right. In Hypnotoad.

    The bikini contest really does separate the men from the stay puft marshmallow men.
    Caveman Paws on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    haha kids sure are nice these days. my aunt's 13 year old stepson just pointed laughing at my lazy eye and told me i probably scare little kids 'with that freakshow'

    hmm

    :(
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    avfacing
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha kids sure are nice these days. my aunt's 13 year old stepson just pointed laughing at my lazy eye and told me i probably scare little kids 'with that freakshow'

    hmm

    :(

    Tough love him by bodychecking him into a wall.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Did you point laughing at his broken arm

    after you broke his arm
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    avfacing

    You should and laugh back at him and say that he probably doesn't have many friends with that asshole for a brain
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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Are you sure he pointed to your eye and not like, your bizarre zygomatic structure
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Oh my god 21st
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Oh my god 21st

    i know, it's a bit mean...

    But it was too funny not to share.

    i hope you can forgive me, Chu.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    avfacing

    You should and laugh back at him and say that he probably doesn't have many friends with that asshole for a brain

    You don't talk to enough asshole 13 yr old boys.

    You got to slap a rear naked choke on em and forced them to tap.

    They need a strong male presence to set them straight.

    Or, blah,blah,blah, beat the sass out of him.
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    It's half past three in the morning and I'm making cinnamon rolls.

    I'm feeling so legit right now yall don't even know.
    Zephiran on
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha kids sure are nice these days. my aunt's 13 year old stepson just pointed laughing at my lazy eye and told me i probably scare little kids 'with that freakshow'

    hmm

    :(

    Were I you, I would have told him something along the lines of "yeah it sucks all right. You know who else sucks? All the girls who don't give a fuck about my eye and suck my dick, you worthless piece of shit."
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    A coworker called me this morning and said they wouldn't be in because they fell down the stairs and needed to go to the ER.

    I may have laughed out loud.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    avfacing

    Not... quite...

    9Yqw8DI.png

    More like this, ya?
    Eddy wrote: »
    Are you sure he pointed to your eye and not like, your bizarre zygomatic structure

    hmmm

    posting about this incident here has proven more hurtful than anticipated
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Chu only @desc can av face.

    Because he has the best av face.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    A coworker called me this morning and said they wouldn't be in because they fell down the stairs and needed to go to the ER.

    I may have laughed out loud.

    We're they calling from the floor?

    Next call: ambulance?
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Don't worry, we love you 'Chu

    Dat kid is a little shitheel
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha kids sure are nice these days. my aunt's 13 year old stepson just pointed laughing at my lazy eye and told me i probably scare little kids 'with that freakshow'

    hmm

    :(

    Were I you, I would have told him something along the lines of "yeah it sucks all right. You know who else sucks? All the girls who don't give a fuck about my eye and suck my dick, you worthless piece of shit."

    It's true. That 13 year old is a virgin.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    My gay roommate received a package in the mail of photos, knitting needles, and tea (the contents were written on the package because it passed through customs).

    Way to challenge the stereotype, Eric.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Three girls i would not say no to at Hulen tonight.

    One is very touchy and friendly and is beautiful and weve known each other a long time

    One I am de facto together with

    And she really likes me, the third girl told me.

    Be the douchebag, and throw away a sure thing, or don't

    That is the question
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Three girls i would not say no to at Hulen tonight.

    One is very touchy and friendly and is beautiful and weve known each other a long time

    One I am de facto together with

    And she really likes me, the third girl told me.

    Be the douchebag, and throw away a sure thing, or don't

    That is the question

    Is this even a question? Abdhy if you're gonna cheat on me when we're married in 20 years I will dumb your ass so hard and make you take the kids.

    I will not cheat. To this i am committed.

    So i would wait until the divorce has come through and i've unloaded the kids on you.
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    A coworker called me this morning and said they wouldn't be in because they fell down the stairs and needed to go to the ER.

    I may have laughed out loud.

    We're they calling from the floor?

    Next call: ambulance?

    Nah they only fell down three steps.

    Also they didn't sound hurt at all and more embarrassed.

    But the important part is that because I answered the phone I got to tell everyone that day So and So fell down the stairs and see their horrified looks.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i appreciate the excellent suggestions. alas, these are not things i can do.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i appreciate the excellent suggestions. alas, these are not things i can do.

    You should have just taken a shit right there on the floor in front of him.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    A coworker called me this morning and said they wouldn't be in because they fell down the stairs and needed to go to the ER.

    I may have laughed out loud.

    We're they calling from the floor?

    Next call: ambulance?

    Nah they only fell down three steps.

    Also they didn't sound hurt at all and more embarrassed.

    But the important part is that because I answered the phone I got to tell everyone that day So and So fell down the stairs and see their horrified looks.

    You sir, are living the dream.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    My gay roommate received a package in the mail of photos, knitting needles, and tea (the contents were written on the package because it passed through customs).

    Way to challenge the stereotype, Eric.

    That sounds like the kind of shit you pack around drugs.

    I think Eric just ordered some hash, or some black tar heroin. check the tea.
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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    So, The New World is one of those films that seems three times as long as it is.

    And I don't understand the purpose of the surrealism.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh shit that reminds me.

    I should take up knitting.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    avfacing

    Not... quite...

    9Yqw8DI.png

    More like this, ya?
    Eddy wrote: »
    Are you sure he pointed to your eye and not like, your bizarre zygomatic structure

    hmmm

    posting about this incident here has proven more hurtful than anticipated

    The Internet be fickle, but at least it was with love?
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