King of the [Chat]

evilbob

Quid wrote: »

Chu only @desc can av face.

Because he has the best av face.

Winky

syndalis wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

My gay roommate received a package in the mail of photos, knitting needles, and tea (the contents were written on the package because it passed through customs).

Way to challenge the stereotype, Eric.

That sounds like the kind of shit you pack around drugs.

I think Eric just ordered some hash, or some black tar heroin. check the tea.

I don't know what kind of drugs you order from Australia.

If anything I'd imagine the hash and heroine would be sent from here.

Robos A Go Go

syndalis wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

My gay roommate received a package in the mail of photos, knitting needles, and tea (the contents were written on the package because it passed through customs).

Way to challenge the stereotype, Eric.

That sounds like the kind of shit you pack around drugs.

I think Eric just ordered some hash, or some black tar heroin. check the tea.

Actually, hash and heroin are what you add to your order of knitting needles and tea so that nobody thinks you're gay.

Quid

Yep.

Best av face.

Winky

Quid wrote: »

Chu only @desc can av face.

Because he has the best av face.

Bro I av face constantly.

syndalis

Chanus wrote: »

So, The New World is one of those films that seems three times as long as it is.

And I don't understand the purpose of the surrealism.

I HATED that movie.

It was beautiful and majestic looking (Terrence Malick has a way with cameras to be sure), but devoid of any value whatsoever.

Every time Wes Studi whooped instead of saying a line, or a 5 minute long rambling inner monologue while looking at a stream happened, I lost it.

I ended up walking out of the theater laughing, a broken husk of a man.

AManFromEarth

Several points:

1.) It may have taken me 25 minutes but I ran all two miles without stopping to walk once. Idk if you can call that speed "running" but fuck you you asshole for bringing it up.

2.) Emenmenemenmenmnmnmnemenme should probably try to find a recording of Hank Williams that isn't tinny as shit before dismissing the man's ability to belt a tune.

3.) It is far too early to be handicapping 2016. We need to get through 2014 to see what issues are hot and where the Big Names fall. If Elizabeth Warren is smart, she won't touch 2016 with a stick unless my boy Joe taps her to be Veep. Literally any poll that is taken right now is full of shit though.

4.) BIDEN 2016

Caveman Paws

Quid wrote: »

Oh shit that *sniff,sniff*reminds me.

I *sniff,sniff*should take up knitting.

AManFromEarth

Organichu wrote: »

haha kids sure are nice these days. my aunt's 13 year old stepson just pointed laughing at my lazy eye and told me i probably scare little kids 'with that freakshow'

hmm

Kids are assholes, Chubert.

I'd let you slob my knob anyday.

Jacobkosh

oh my god I have internet again

@elldren @thomamelas @desc @dread pirate arbuthnot @pony etc etc etc

desc

Quid wrote: »

Chu only @desc can av face.

Because he has the best av face.

lies

anyone can avface, @quid

if I delivered a cuttingly sarcastic statement to a 50s style dad, I could then quidface

Chanus

syndalis wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

So, The New World is one of those films that seems three times as long as it is.

And I don't understand the purpose of the surrealism.

I HATED that movie.

It was beautiful and majestic looking (Terrence Malick has a way with cameras to be sure), but devoid of any value whatsoever.

Every time Wes Studi whooped instead of saying a line, or a 5 minute long rambling inner monologue while looking at a stream happened, I lost it.

I ended up walking out of the theater laughing, a broken husk of a man.

Yeah, it's definitely gorgeous.

But also just kind of a random sequence of events.

And probably the quietest movie I've seen in ages.

Knuckle Dragger

Every time someone passes me on the right, I wish I had one of those three-trumpet air horns. They are basically150 decibel train horns. They are also typically mounted under the passenger door or between the door and fender...right about window height for some unsuspecting goose trying to pass on the right...

Organichu

kosh got internet back three hours ago. he's spent the time since furiously masturbating.

Ravenhpltc24

I've been strongly considering changing my av to:




But I have grown quite attached to my red panda.

Winky

So what does it mean when Geth is tracking you.

<_<

>_>

Chanus

Winky wrote: »

So what does it mean when Geth is tracking you.

<_<

>_>

The same as what it means when he agrees or awesomes you.

i.e. nothing

Knuckle Dragger

Organichu wrote: »

kosh got internet back three hours ago. he's spent the time since furiously masturbating.

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

I've been strongly considering changing my av to:




But I have grown quite attached to my red panda.

I just want you two to know, I know have Chu's post permanently welded to that picture.

y2jake215

I also enjoy avfacing

And sigstaring

AManFromEarth

I avface daily.

evilbob

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

I've been strongly considering changing my av to:




But I have grown quite attached to my red panda.

The panda suits you better.

21stCentury

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

I've been strongly considering changing my av to:




But I have grown quite attached to my red panda.

I thought it was a ferret-panda.

Elendil

Jacobkosh wrote: »

oh my god I have internet again

i finished the first season of JLU last night

what the fuck that was some legit heavy shit

like weekday afternoon Watchmen

edit: season 2 i guess? netflix has it as one big season. whatevs

y2jake215

But not SiGstaring. I have my limits

Chanus

It's a tanooki

Organichu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtfvkTNdPKM

i know this is kind of fucked up and that kid is only like 10 years old

but after this redheaded fuck said that shit about me 15 minutes ago

i can't stop laughing at this amazing video

Chanus

Apparently tanookis and red pandas aren't the same thing

Also, tanooki is a surprisingly NSFW GIS

21stCentury

Chanus wrote: »

Apparently tanookis and red pandas aren't the same thing

Also, tanooki is a surprisingly NSFW GIS

i won't fall for that again.

evilbob

I have to wait until the 25th to get my new glasses. This is awful.

Abdhyius

Tonight is probably going to end with me going home with the girl, and feeling more guilty about the slantedness of this "relationship"

Thank you maria for telling me how much she likes me and how she rarely ever likes anybody this way and argh you're making this complicated

Also, my phone recognizes "Conomara", as in the chaos feature on Europa before "complicated".

I am a nerd.

BeNarwhal

Red Panda 5ever!

Also I am frequently av-facing.

Also hello [chat]

Only 11 hours today

Also suppppper-drunk

Yeah I extended the p and not one of the vowels deal with it

My parents came in for dinner

Which was cool

And then bought the kitchen multiple rounds

Which I allowed

And now I'm wasted

I can only assume the others are equally drunk

I left them at work though

#GoodToBeTheKing

Inquisitor

That reminds me, I had some coffee that had been pooped out by ferrets yesterday.

It was pretty good!

Knuckle Dragger

Chanus wrote: »

Apparently tanookis and red pandas aren't the same thing

Also, tanooki is a surprisingly NSFW GIS

You didn't know that? The damn things slap the world in the face with their distended balls, I mean that's pretty much the only reason they exist.

Abdhyius

Her cousin is here and she is very very drunk.

override367

Elendil wrote: »

Jacobkosh wrote: »

oh my god I have internet again

i finished the first season of JLU last night

what the fuck that was some legit heavy shit

like weekday afternoon Watchmen

JL and JLU are pretty great

Chanus

Knuckle Dragger wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Apparently tanookis and red pandas aren't the same thing

Also, tanooki is a surprisingly NSFW GIS

You didn't know that? The damn things slap the world in the face with their distended balls, I mean that's pretty much the only reason they exist.

. . .

Winky

Inquisitor wrote: »

That reminds me, I had some coffee that had been pooped out by ferrets yesterday.

It was pretty good!

Is it encouraging you to eat more things that have been pooped out first?

Also, have you eaten dog yet?

shalmelo

AManFromEarth wrote: »

I avface daily.

Me too. Some days it's more like hourly.

Organichu

i have never had a problem saying goodbye to a lady when i don't feel like good things are gonna happen. i mean, after my first or second entangling with a lady. what's wrong, abd? has something happened of which i'm unaware? as things stand your behavior confuses me.

Knuckle Dragger

Chanus wrote: »

Knuckle Dragger wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Apparently tanookis and red pandas aren't the same thing

Also, tanooki is a surprisingly NSFW GIS

You didn't know that? The damn things slap the world in the face with their distended balls, I mean that's pretty much the only reason they exist.

. . .

Gives you a whole new perspective on that Tanooki suit in SMB 3, doesn't it?