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Isn't life some kind of elaborate in-joke.
I do that (buy mystery food/drink) sometimes and it's always awesome!
(Or horrific but worth it for the awesomes)
Two knights, circling each other, each terrified to hit the other guy.
True, it would just be nice to go that extra mile sometimes. Like, here is the most recent example:
Minor book 4 game of thrones spoilers:
But that is not a pro at all. That is a huge, huge con. So like, suddenly I am thinking that Brienne is clueless but wait no Martin probably thinks that is legit so no, in world Brienne knows her stuff so... And suddenly I am right out of the story.
I mean, have your fantasy fun. Like, I don't mind that the arms and armor are a complete cluster fuck of chronology from a historic perspective. But I feel like when you want to write about the nitty gritty of combat that you should do a little homework.
UKIP would outlaw immigration and have horse-back mounted hunts of people who look a bit foreign
Conservative believe in traditional values for a traditional UK, which looks beyond this simple biscuit paradigm and dreams of a world where the poor are forbidden to vote
Libdems are not allowed biscuits or chocolate until they go upstairs and tidy their room
Labour do not wish to specifically voice an opinion, but assure us all that everybody else is wrong.
You are not incorrect.
The only Sarksus that needs to fear death by my hands (right now at least) is Sim!Sarksus.
Real!Sarksus is a peach. Well sort of.
Make it high fantasy and then there's magic so you can kind of fudge everything more.
Pay me
Chatter romance! Scandalous.
I guess I'd just take a double dose of Adderall and then plow through a book on that.
Nobody cares about that nonsense. Focus on the boobs.
murder them
but not doing thorough research or consulting doesn't really 'hurt' him, per se, because almost no one cares and it's still engaging for almost everyone
the comments on soundcloud are the lamest part
@y2jake215
Sure it might look cool in your head, but in reality swords and axes sticking out of your shield and armor are heavy, awkward to move and undermine structural integrity.
"Aerith Stormrider loosed the bonds of her clothing, causing them to puddle on the floor. Her breasts were large, befitting a Stormrider, and memorized Richard. He stepped forward, as though volunteering for a sacred duty. He reached toward the left bosom, and squeezed. Like a bag of sand."
what kind of wizard is she, exactly
But mah immersions!
Also, I dunno, if you do a thing it is worth doing right, IMO.
That's my plan.
i mean right is a variable concept, if ya know what i'm saying. accurate ain't necessarily appropriate- what if cool or badass is more right than accurate
I typed that by accident because my brain is broken, but I decided it fit with what I was parodying.
this is my plan for winning any fight
She's a Memoragician.
Duh.
Do you not go to school, Chu?
I think any description in that scenario that showed knowledge would be equally cool or badass. I just am made sad that no one during the entire creation process went "Wait. Is that how shields work?"
We need our own Sim romance to counterbalance the awww factor and so we can point and laugh as SimMim burns Sarksus' house down.
I think all biscuits are as bad as each other. I am going to protest and eat cake, all the while repeating loudly and without facts my theory
Avert your eyes class lest the paper words steal your souls. Now hold your bit of string and bind the word spirits into it by screaming.